Tuesday, May 17, 2011
Late Late Night Ass Pear: Ass Pear LaPlante Redux
All I can say to this is…DAMN, GIRL.
I would encase my head in amber, with only three straws protruding to deliver air and sustenance, and for 3 fortnight take seizure-inducing medications and become Oprah’s Human Vibrator, as Dr. Phil looked on sternly and drawling disapproval, just for the privilege of snorting her cat’s used litter.
Because…DAMN, GIRL.
Bodacious Buttered Buttocks.
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And why the hell is this choice piece of grade-a woman filed under “pudwack”? Are you describing what you’re doing right now?
Now that is fucking funny. Excuse me while I try to chill my buzz from to much hyperventalating.
An unforgivable mistake, Wedgie; now corrected.
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Albeit in my defense, I was backhanding my pud like it was a smart-mouthed red-headed stepchild.
Her ass cheeks are so deep you need a porn cockk to reach her pussy during dog fashion….. so,.. it’s missionary for me
I hope DB1 has found his vision. Because I’ve found mine. Can I get that ass lazer tattooed on my retinas?
Her ass cheeks are so deep they found the Dead Sea Scrolls sequel, “Pliny Wasn’t The Elder, Joke’s On You” in there
Her ass cheeks are so deep they use them to cover The Green Monstah during rain delays
I’ve been staring at her butt for half an hour and I can’t break away. My carefree year in province almost over, I realize that I must go seriously out to work in the fall if those little men hanging around the front door yelling “Fattie, Fattie.” will let me.
Her ass cheeks are so deep you need SCUBA to give her oral.
Her ass cheeks are so deep she wipes with a parachute.
Her ass cheeks are so deep she shits Dick Butkis
NOW you talkin’!
Her ass cheeks are so deep even Jack Handy has trouble collecting his thoughts.
Her ass cheeks are so deep she has to fist herself to wipe.
Her ass cheeks are so deep you have to strap an Etheopian drought victim to your hips to perform anal.
Her ass cheeks are so deep even the Marianas Trench says “Damn girl, that is f*cking deep!”
Her ass cheeks are so deep her farts echo.
I believe I just found my derby hat
Her cheeks are so deep – youre gonna need a bigger boat.
My sincere apologies. Quite fetching.
I’m going to have to take the day off so that I can stare at this picture. I wonder if she has a face…
Damn I’m missing out on all the late night frivolity. Those make me want to weep.
Meanwhile, I’ll be spanking her ass and calling her Charlie.
Her ass cheeks are so deep they made Plato and Aristotle cock-punch each other.
Now this site is finally back in the right direction. The Boss won’t recognize his playground when he gets back next week.
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I miss Ass Pear La Plante. THANK YOU!
Boner….boner…boner…boner…I have a huge 5″ boner……wait….what?????
Her ass is so deep hipsterbags rack their bikes in it.
Her ass cheeks are so deep she has to wipe herself with dachshunds.
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To which I’d like to add, “arf, arf.”.
Her ass cheeks are so deep, it disproves Einstein’s theory to Boner relativity to Ass Mass
Her ass cheeks are so deep, Pakistanis append her ass to the end of their names
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM PEAR!!!!!!!!!!
Her ass is so deep that Freud changed his starting stage from oral to anal.
Her ass is so deep that it is the world’s best kept secret neutrino detector.
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Wow that was geeky. Sorry.
Her ass is so deep she uses Victoria Falls for bidet.
NOW … now…nowwwww…
BATTING… batting… baaatttiinnngg..
FOR… for… foooorrrr…
MANNY… Manny… Maaaaannnnnnyyyyy….
MOTA… Mota… moooooooottttaaaa…
Her ass is so deep that if you fell into it you would only be exposed to one photon at a time. A be surrounded by a jasmine-smelling garden that envelops you in kitten fur. Physiological FACT.
Her ass cheeks are so deep she has to wipe with String Theory.
Her ass cheeks are so deep you have to saw off your weenus and fire it into her sodden grotto with a potato cannon just to have butt secs with her.
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Which is worth it, Crucial tells me.
@DarkSock, how many butt secs are in a parsec?
I have only this to say…
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YUM
Nancy D:
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A parsec is a measure of time. A buttsecs is $75.
Her ass is so deep it actually made me post for the first time ever at this site.
We have the Black Hole of tiny white triangle here: Reverse side, black triangle.
Smoove B sends his regards from The Onion.
Damn, Girl…