Midnight Snack: Double Pear
This just in: site regular Mr. Reeve shares this image of yet another case of rude-ass females photo-bombing another perfectly good mural photograph…Dammit, girls; MOVE!
Mr. Reeve sends the following missive along with his care pear package:
“Oh Double Pear. You make all the douche exposure all of us ‘bag hunters have to endure on HCwDB that much sweeter.
Oh Double Pear. You have no idea how HARD it gets trying to find pictures of douchebags with hotties for the Boss to use on HCwDB.
Oh Double Pear. You, are our reward. You, are our saving grace. YOU, ARE…..OUR…..ASS…..PEAR. And for that, we worship thee.
In Jebus name….AMEN.”
Mr. Reeve, do you get the feeling that no one’s paying attention to the words we’re sticking next to these pear photos?
Mr. Reeve?
Hello?
Yes, that is some nice pear. And I can’t believe I’m saying this, but it’s a little too porn star for HCwDB, IMO.
I think I’ve been raptured.
I’d say they look more like banana splits than double pears.
fightin my ambien and i’m winning.
If we’re winning the war on douchebaggery, I sincerely hope this is what it looks like. And I don’t even need 72 of ’em – just these two would be fine.
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Carpal tunnel and tennis elbow never felt so good.
lol, by the time DB1 returns this blog is gonna be called “hotchickswithasspear.com”
DS – you’re doing a great job man…keep it up!
Well, only about 10 or so hours until the Rapture. Glad I blew $437,210 on lap daces last night. Lets see any of the evil bastards at Am Ex collect from the darkest depths of hell!
Rare stereo girl poot opportunity, some would say.
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Very few, actually.
Kandi and Cindi carefully conducted their annual visual inspection for back cysts, per the guidelines of The Pink PussyCat’s Blue Cross Blue Shield™ Employee Wellness Policy.
“Yeah, honey, it looks like DarkSock did Superman your ho’ ass last night…“
Double poop shoot pear! We are blessed.
@ Ted Brogan:
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We here at the Interim HCwDB Regime take seriously any appearance of impropriety. Our review board has taken this picture under consideration and found no visual evidence of exposed labia, areola or sphincter tissue.
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Nonetheless, we decided to run this image, and stand by our decision.
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Thank you for your concern.
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Regards,
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DarkSock, Esq.
Very yummy, seeing that I don’t sleep that well I can’t believe I missed this.
BONER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BONER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SPLAT!!!!!!!!!
THANK YOU ASS PEAR
mr reeve found my fur lined mittens
So does a picture like this demean women or empower them? Not to get too deep….
Gang members are people, too.
it all begs to question, DarkSock do you Aquaman a horse?
that little tribal tatt is highly unsightly. allow me to cover it up with white out.
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i assure you it really IS just nothing more than fucking white out.
Send out your pear!