Hot Chicks With Douche Bags

Thug Island and the Elf Hott

The Scrote Sleuth writes in with the tag:

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This husky vixen cannot resist the brutally sculpted biceps and imposing pecs of this alpha gorilla wannabe. Best case scenario that tat reads “Thug Island”, which ironically is where this throwback would be exiled if crimes against taste ever entered the criminal code. Closer inspection reveals the road in the background is slick with water: rain + shirt off + sunglasses leaves this unfortunate specimen in dangerously douchy territory. Bonus douche points for subtly flexing your triceps while posing.
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Ellen Tags the Kissyface

Okay, this site was never big on too much real world reality stuff, so lets get back to what we do best.

Appreciating Ellen mocking Ken’s Kissyface.

Yeah, it’s not superdouchey. But it’s a Monday. Gotta save the Vegas toxic stuff for the afternoon.

HCwDB of the Week: Dead Bin Laden and Evil Bert

Today’s Weekly is held in honor of celebrating the long overdue death of that unholy crapwit.

No, not Evil Burt. The other guy.

As a former New Yorker who was living in the east vil on 9/11, witness to the events of that day, I can only postpone this humble blog’s frivolity for a moment to say, Amen.

And while you may think Evil Burt does not qualify as a hot chick, for the purposes of today’s post, he does.

Okay, here’s some more Gal Gadot.

Angel Frolics with a Garage Door

As with most frolic videos, no hot chicks. But plenty of hair grease and minimal employment prospects. And serious doucheclownery.

So to make up for the lack of hot chick, here’s some tasty Gal Gadot, Israeli model, potential Semitic thigh bongo licorice slap, and confirmed, official future ex-Mrs. DB1.

EDIT: Turns out the previous pic may not be the lovely Gal Gadot, although it looks just like her, so here’s some more tasty post-Portman post-Kunis Hebraic perfection.