Tuesday, May 17, 2011
Special Edward’s Got MILF
Sure, Special Ed may only be a Stage 1 PudWack.
And his Poolside Princess may be the poor man’s version of Fergie.
But we all know why I am running this picture. Let us not be coy.
Bulbous Bouncing Bling.
Cantilevered Calcium Cannons.
Stalwart Sternum Stadiums.
Boobies.
I detect an emerging theme today…
Twice in one day? Man, I need to step away from the computer.
Did anyone else notice the cans on that chick?
They’re real! She’s just a late bloomer, and didn’t develop ’til she was in her 30’s.
It’s amazing what a stripping career can do for a girl. I highly recommend it, for other people’s daughters.
Poolside Princess Pillow Pets.
The only thing real on this gal are her daddy issues.
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That being said…
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BOOBIES!
full fledged flopping funbags
ungulating uraguayan goat udders
that Charo must sleep in a decompression chamber
Malthusian mammary mechanisms.
beautiful battleship bazongas
Godless golden globulescence
Carnal cock cauldrons.
Good thing frictions exists in this universe or this would happen forever.
Olestra-free orbituge.
Gotta give Dark Sock props – great pictures of Hotts in bikinis this week.
My penis appreciates it.
Actually I will request a Librarian Hott in Bikini and my computer will explode…
when on her hands & knees, she does push ups without bending her elbows
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salacious sloughs of saline
Bedazzled Body Bazookas
she hails from Saggingmaw Milfigan
I see a non-vaginaplasty in need of one. Her pissers majora flaps have been pulled more times than pork sandwiches at an Oprah lunch.
missiles of mass construction
Zygotic Zipper-exploding Zepplins
Hellaciously Huge Hindenbergs
Tantalizing Tibetan Ta-Ta’s
Large Lactating Lollipops
Maybe Metastatic Melons
Tummy-tucked cum cannon.
Devastating Danny DeVitos
“Euge” Erotic Eisenhowers
Floating Funbags of Fail
garganyuan globes on gunther
Melon Mattress.
Tantalizing Titty Trampolines
fleshy fandango futons
Zesty Zeppelin Zone
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Top that bitches! Nuthin’ but z’s bitches.
Quality Quavering Queens
Who cares about euphemisms for big tits? What I want to know is how much?
Proponderous Pineappleoid Protuberences
Regally Ripe Rapscallian Roberta’s
Vigorously Vibrating Venereal Vagina
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Whoops, wrong body part.
Zorba’s Zues Zither
It’s a “T I W F,” Tranny I Wouldn’t Fuck.
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It’s an expert at tucking.
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http://www.cosplay.com/showthread.php?t=16158
Expensively Expanded Extensions
How ’bout them apples, Doc Bunsen?
the straps on he bikini bra are under more stress than mississippi river levees!
Tumescent Tranny Tits
Seismic Silicon Sweatermeat
Prodigious Pectoral Protuberances
Zepparella’s Zebra Zatch
DoucheyWallnuts….Jeebus.
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That being said, the boobs distract nicely from her man hands and lipo scars.
Incredible Iconoclastic Implants
Douchey, we know that was a joke. But how do you go about knowing casually very specific information about things like that? And I just tossed my 9th last beer, thank you very much for the image and the mess.
@ Wedgie
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I’m goin’ for the Scrabble letters with the most points on them. Rev Chad has made some good tries with his use of z. I do like your triple E (coincidentally also the size of her Heavenly Hontastic Hooters) version but It won’t get you max points. Sorry.
HonKtastic. Doesn’t make sense the other way.
Dems Tits Be False
Milk Meat Manifestos
Quivering Quim Qualifiers
Bulbous Breast Bumpers
Sizzling Schwartzneggerian Slopeside Snowball Sacs. Son.
Thank you Mr.Sock. May we have another. I have exactly seven beers, i-1/2 ounces of weed (Thank you for your concern Mr. Hermit), and a few sleeping pills for the remains of the day.
Some silicone sister with her manager’s mister
Jiggly Jocund Jizzcatchers
Kroeger you are a fuccen beast. And I mean that as a compliment, not in that “goatfuckker” way.
PS: Mrs. Wedgie made me fire our maid today. Fuccen Governator, thanks a lot. 18-year-old Belgian hotties are not too easy to come by in SoCal. Especially not the ones willing to wear that little French maid outfit.
Austrian Dickhole.
Still going?
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Umbriferous Uberous Ubiculous Udders.
I’m new to this site. I was told by someone in whom I place a great deal of trust, that there would be nightly photos of female buttocks’ on display here, albeit on a temporary basis.
I am, at least for now, quite dissapointed.
monumental mounds of magnificent mammalian milk mountains.
grandiose gallons of girly gourds
cavernous cradles of calcium-enriched cow cantalopes.
Large layers of lactating lady lumps
Tremendous temples of transcendental ta-tas
Burgeoning bassoons of bubbly, breathtaking bimbo breasts.
^ Can’t show my face on that one
@Duane Goodman, waaait for it.
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Oh yeah, boobs n’ stuff. And isn’t he the guy from RevChad’s write up? Creature, ftw with the Charo reference.
Flabbergastingly fake funbags
Buttressed Boob Buildings
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That one’s for the architects.
Heaping Hills of Whoremeat
Slews of Slutty Slag Slop
Double Dignity Drainers
TONNS OF TARMAL TAINT
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SENT FROM MY FUCCEN IPHONE
Cavernous Calcium Cannons
Fibromyalgia Flavoured Furry Fake Fallopian Fed Funbags.
Zig-Zagging Zeppelin Zeitgeist
Her tits are so big Richard Branson is considering using her as his new Yacht.
Her tits are so big they prevent photosynthesis.
Her tits are so big they won the Battle of the Bulge.
Her tits are so big Clinton launched “The Las Vegas Project”
Her tits are so big her dogs call her Quasimodo.
Her tits are so big she causes partial eclipses.
Her tits are so big she swallows Tsunamis.
Her tits are so big she gives herself lactose intolerance.
Her tits are so big she’s a certified oil boom.
Her tits are so big she knows where Al Capone’s vault is.
The blood no longer flows to the head.
Insidious islands of infinite idiot indulgence
Swinging sweaty samples of sexy, silicone-stuffed simulated skin sacks
Why is Special Edward smiling??? (S)He’s hideous.
Is that a c-scar peeking up over her shaven snatcheroo? Or is her tummy just smiling at me?
She really looks like the pornstar Sophia Rossi.
Too much clothing on those rubber baby buggy bumpers.
@Rev 2:27 pm… I’m still choking… “pissers majora flaps have been pulled more times than pork sandwiches”
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godamnit…
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Yay, BOOBS !
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next!
Hello. What better http://google.com or http://yahoo.com ?
She’s the very definition of the phrase, “When the cows come home.”
And they came home to porch beef.