Sunday, May 22, 2011
Thumbs McGee
Ayyyy! What has one thumb, and is ruling the Corn-Fed Convention tonight?
Dis guy!!!
Poor Man’s Kate Hudson in the center is, of course, sporting the correct hand sign for this situation…
As the Temp In Charge, I welcome any and all suggestions for the use of his thumb.
Together we can make a difference.
Most people would go with something such as “He should stick it up his ass!” etc. But from where I sit I’d like to use that thumb to impale my eyes so I never have to see such a scene ever again.
He should apply rotation to a female gorilla’s sugar plum, just as the male gorilla’s getting home from a bad day at work.
He should use his thumb to open an abortion clinic for snapping turtles and rabbi’s badgers.
He should come to the Donk’s rescue and thumb-suppress his cell mate’s turgid peen.
He should insert a CAT-5 cable up his ass, install a flat-screen on his chest, and rent himself out as an old-school coin-op Robotron 2084 coin-op game.
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…because, you know, you controlled the little guy running from the robots with dual joysticks, which would be analogous to him standing there…….with…..two thumbs….
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…you’d stick quarters in his….um…
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Um, I gotta go cut the grass. With gasoline.
He should head down to Mississippi and put that thumb in a dyke, i mean dike.
He should attempt to ass-rape a drunken hemorrhoidal baboon.
He should stand and hitch-hike outside a halfway house for violent sex offenders, with a shovel, tarp, 5 pounds of lye, bleach, 6 dildos and a pat of animal lard at his feet.
use thumb as asshook at ‘Puds Allnite Gym and Sauna Spa’.
This guy is so smarmy he make the Winklevoss twins look like Don Knotts.
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That was a The Social Media reference. I saw it last night and wanted to kick them all in the fucking balls. Son.
@ Rev,
If codeine is available over the counter in Canada I’m considering a move north. If you can hook me up with a fat Eskimo woman, and the authorities don’t mind if I pack heat 24/7, I’d be forever grateful if you and the Mrs. can put me up for a few weeks ’til I get the sled team together and the lakes freeze over.
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Thanks man, see you soon.
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Hope all that sausage finally passed.
The thumb should be severed with a meat cleaver, parboiled and cooked with bar-b-que sauce on an open flame. It would be indistinguishable from a chicken wing.
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I was eating at Wendy’s once and found a portion of a thumb in my Mandarin Chicken Salad.
It really didn’t taste all that bad
He could close one eye and become an artist.
He could offer himself as the renewable organic solution to constipation.
And pest extermination.
2nd shifters Walmart after hours party.
He should scald himself on a daily basis.
He should form his own start up, Plugz2U, the first of its kind Butt Plug rental service that includes home delivery.