Saturday, June 4, 2011
Comment of the Week: Anonymous
In describing the genitalia of our HCwDB of the Month winner, Peter Pumpin’head, the everpresent Anonymous wins the Comment of the Week for must succinct metaphor:
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If that’s how much the ‘roids have shrunk this clown’s head, his nut-sack must look like a couple of edamames in the tip of tied-off rubber.
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Bleeth on left displays nice looking boobies. Probably just the camera angle though. Besides, she’s otherwise unremarkable.
‘she’s otherwise unremarkable’ as confirmed by her choice in companions aka the pinheaded douche to her right. What a shmendrik!
Gee, reading about potential after effects from the above products really influences me to buy them!
Dude, you don’t need to point to Boobalicous McBooby’s boobies. We know, we get it.
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And yes, I’d rub butter on her boobies. Son.
Those erections are way to expensive. See you health professional for a proper boner. Son.
photo rerun?
Bulbous boobosity, son.
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I hope you hockey freaks are more sober than I, ’cause I ain’t making it past the first period.
^ Sons.
I can handle my shit; I can remain cognizant until the fourth period.
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What’s hockey?
re: above photo
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Pasty tax accountant with ill-advised shoulder tatt should know better. He’ll miss the wife and kids after the midlife freak-out passes.
Fake Silicone Breasts
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High Nipple Breasts
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Big Nipple Breasts
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A Cups
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D Cups
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Wonder Bra Breasts
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Cold Breasts
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Lopsided Breasts
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Pierced Breasts
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Hanging Tassels Breasts
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Flat-Against-The-Shower-Door Breasts
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Android Breasts
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Porn Star Breasts
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Ah good to see uncle DarkSock is back, Say Darksock what about those 70’s era porn breasts that tended to have an upward bent.
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Go Broooons !!!!!!!
Anybody else ever see the well taped knubs at the top end of a hockey stick and immediately want to fucle Parker Posey with it and do her oo’s ($)($) style. Son.
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Did this box change to yellow or is it like that because I used Google Chrome to bypass the malware which is chasing me around my office?
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Fuck off. Vista Anti Virus 2011, virus. I’ma gonna get you after the game. I’m gonna hit you hard like Cam Neely taking the SAT’s.
^Canucks Son. Boston in 6 is still the prognostication. Me guessing a playoff correctly is hard like Cam Neely tying his kids shoes. Son.
Inverted breasts
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Mastectomy breasts
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Transvestite Breasts
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@Rev, Here’s some Cam Neely of yore for your pregame enjoyment.
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Me guessing a playoff correctly is hard like Cam Neelys thunderous hit on Rick Vaive, pay attention to how far his helmet fly’s after the hit
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1 more, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=njUZcwHnSwU
Derek Sanderson was the shit!!!! “I think he broke his nose” indeed!!!
Right douche’s pearl necklace looks familiar. I think we’ve seen this one before.
Dog Breasts
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Old Lady Breasts
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Penis Breasts
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Correct, Nancy D. They’re his anal beads.
Pillow Breasts
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Chinese Breasts
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@Et Tu
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I keed about the Camster but I live an hour from the old Montreal Forum so that is what I do.
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For you, I have found a video featuring Chara’s father http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C1LwcyOA7-U
There is a worse shame for Boston. It is this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UrIiLvg58SY
Tittyfucked Breasts:
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sorry…
@Rev,
That is pretty shameful, I thought I had blocked that from my subconscious.
Getting into the insomnia hours on the east coast. That was one great goal. Let’s lower the lights a little and get into Rev. Chad’s old school love songs for the insane. A nice one here from Michel Pagliaro from La Belle Province. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHi3nwKTEzM&feature=related from 1971. 1971. What a year that was! Bridget felt your cock while you were in your Speedy Gonzalez shirt with baby blue leisure pants behind the old arena under the farmer’s market awnings in the rain. Good times. She was a younger girl, 5, and this song sure brings back sweet pre-pre-pubescent lust.
Let’s cross the border and the continent to a quick hit from the those bad boys from California, America. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LzUQZw3wfro&feature=fvwrel . Son.
The British Invasion left us with shitloads side acts. One of these will slow us down and pick things up a notch with a widely unnoticed duet that all of you have heard. It has a good vibe when I’m startin’ to feel all sexy. You Slow Hand maniacs! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zP6xPNVB6XY. Wow.
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failed twice…turned into one skinny titty
or maybe a vag
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Wow! I’m started to get sleepy after smoking a doob and chugging some beers. My favorite story about this song was the night I was appointed DJ at an after hours party about 20 years ago and I played this song for four hours. Good company that night. All buzzards. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZVlbgqmxXNY&feature=related
That Traffic song blew my mind again. Thanks for listening, or likely won’t see this or ignore it, I have to try to go to sleep for a long drive to my retarded divorcing brothers city for a fucking 5 year olds birthday after the fact fuck. The inaugural insomniac radio show for the insane was sponsored by Labatt’s and the guy with the weed, and DuMaurier. Cough. I’ll leave you with this you Hulkamaniacs. This song is about a hot chick. Wow. What a groovy song.
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^Stoned. Son.
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holding the rear door open, son
Yo online pharmacist where’s the spam for some of the good stuff? With gas prices so high it’s not cost affective for me to drive up to the Rev’s for a much needed fix. No sleep last night, almost delirious this morning. Here’s hoping Sunday frolic vid is not to harsh
FTW I just made Zipper Latex Pear my screen saver….
RevChad, where were you when my Senior Ball needed a dope DJ? Oh yeah, probably not allowed within 50 feet of a school.
@Mexican Pharmacy! Hahahahahahahahahaha! !Gracias para las drugas illegalas!
wonder what cave nutsack right has been making as his home? he is whiter than that dood who played powder some years back!
@ Edith Anne Tarbox of Dripping Springs Tx, re: holding the rear door open, son:
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Or for the fuller goatse ASCII experience I suppose you can go here.
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I sure as hell wouldn’t click on that link. That soft, powder blue, begging-to-be-clicked link. Nope. Not me.