Monday, June 6, 2011
Jimmy’s Stupid Lips
Still out there.
Still as creepy as a bunch of hungry South Carolina catfish.
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I’d go south on sunny Carolina…
Jory looks like he plays sphinter kazoo!
This is as creepy as pictures of Anthony’s Weiner.
Actually, This picture IS Anthony Weiner!
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She takes duckface to a frightening new level.
I was just telling my father about the Jew dentist and he told me this Weiner story I had not heard of. Funny as hell.
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The Jew politicians have to realize you go to the mid-range escort and don’t get caught. Son.
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At least that is what Mrs. Kroeger says.
Who gives a shit about fuccen catfish? It looks like Ms. Brunette is giving a loving caress to Ms. Blonde’s pear. And she’s lovin’ it! Jimmy looks like he’s hopin’ some of thyem there swamp people show up so they’ll start noodlin’ him.
That guy looks like @RepWeiner….
Doucheweasel,
I think DB1 got this pic off of Weiner’s twitter account to get this pic.
Click my link at 4:18 PM, tell me this ain’t him!
What gets me is these guys send pictures of themselves naked or pics of their junk, thinking it’s going to be a huge turn-on for the targeted woman.
Now, I don’t know a damn thing about how women think, but I’m pretty sure they don’t react like we do when we see naked pics.
I’m told that the react more on an emotional level. Maybe some of the baghuntress’ could expound.
Nancy likes pictures of junk. Most think they are disgusting but they love them anyway. Excuse me while I take a picture of my junk while I can still focus on it.
Nancy, be prepared to recieve an explicit picture of Rev Chad’s foot.
Don’t forget to set the camera in Macro mode.
Them is some kinda hot Midwestern Hotts.
I ran out of batteries. I have this video instead. Kind of soft core for me. NSFW. Pick which junk is mine. HINT: I take diuretics on account of the hyper
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http://www.extremetube.com/video/fucking-fisting-pissing-orgy .Son.
Too far?
Is Jimmy Lips even with these chicks?, I think not. It looks like he jumped in the pic on his way back from the john.
@Hermit….I’ve asked the same question…the dozen or so times I’ve actually gotten a women intoxicated enough to have sex with me.
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Does she respond to the Amazing Python of Love? Or to the person?
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. Or to the roofie/meth cocktail I just slipped her?
@Rev,
Nah, how can that be too far? There wasn’t even any modification bondage scat.
My great grand-pappy was a prospector in the mountain that is brunette’s hair.
The gold was in blonde girl’s hills, though.
NOT the silver. NOT the bronze.
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The gold.
@Rev
I thought it rather tame
No more Weiner jokes, and I mean it!
to quote the good Dr. Hunter S. Thompson, “teeth like baseballs and eyes like jellied fire”.
I’ve loved me some Cajun Catfish and some good pissing. Like gator tail too. Mrs. was the head bartender at a bayou southern piece of shit that stole a little soul from every Southern town and sold it up in Canada while they were scamming investors to put money into a turtle sanctuary in the Virgin Islands. I asked my wife when she was a few years younger, “Have you ever been to the Virgin Islands.” She answered, “Not since I was three and it’s none of your fucking business Mister Man!”, ” And what islands are you talking about.”
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I knew then that I had made the most tragic mistake of my life. She’s a good earner. She fucks great. Has good looking daughters. No fucking boys Jebus all I ask for is a son. Son. Do I get a son? No fucking way. Sons-in-law that’s what I’m gonna get and they’ll be fucking douchebags cause my daughters will be hot chicks and the whole thing will happen again in 10 years. And then what? The Treaty of Douchailles? The D-8?
I can’t wait to let that shit happen comrades. I really shouldn’t wait ant longer for breakfast cause I haven’t slept more than a few hours for the last week even though I’m stoned. Just chug beer all night long and eat sausages with hot red peppers and onions with a dash of paprika and hot sauce on my wang,
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That hockey game was fixed. Boston in 6 still. What a shit show! Wow! Like “Our Gang” videos. $16,000 for teeth fixin’ for an 8 year old? I’sa getting a second pinion. Maybe I shoulda bought that insurancer thing the Farm man was trying to tell me with his slick hair and taught and well-proportioned dungarees. His sunburned arm wiping his brow as he walked up the long drive to the plantation smelling of a man’s longing of meeting something, someone, that had to make lunch for his daughter’s tonight. The sound of an intolereable persons sprinkling system going on and on in the quest for an ultimate conformity of the blades. Why do people in this neighbourhood have to drive noisy Harley’s. “Look at me”, “look at me”, I’m waking people up and thinking my cock is bigger and how I had to quit drinking to pay for this fucking Milwaukee piece of ultimate poser bullshit.” At least that’s what I think people think about me when I tear their burbs up. Son.
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Live To Skate. Skate to Buzz.
jimmy is also about 5 feet 1, because the ladies are ducking to get in the shot, that means they know him, sadly, and sadly is probably how one knows jimmy best.
the snookie hair suprise looks good from exactly one angle, this ain’t it.
the blond stole the microscope slides i prepared for ap bio 2 back in the day, good to see she is still wearing them.
We get a Weiner pic, then a pic of a mud hole full of wet mindless gaped hungry mouths.
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Either Boss is having a Freudian Slit or he’s giving Jon Stewart a run for his money.
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Like Paul Revere gave them Brits a run for their money fer tryin’ to keep him frum ringin’ them bells when they come t’ take our guns and 2nd amendment rights.
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As Arizona and Alaska braul over the right to be the most willfully ignorant state, I assure you that all of us here in Mississippi are crackin’ a beer, sitting back and chuckling at the spectacle. No amount of sister-fuccen will ever catch us up to those two now…
^”brawl”, you illiterate fuck tit.
Pretty good Monday, gents
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Other than Nate Horton getting blind-sided into a siezure/spasm the hockey went well. Although Shawn Thornton didn’t take the time to remove a few pints of blood from Aaron Rome or Torres or Lapierre or at least finger-biting Burrows, an 8-1 drubbing is good for the soul.
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And by soul I mean boobies.
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WTF kind of name is Maxim for a hockey player? Pfft…
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Later, they had the greatest cad ever on the Bachelor/Bachelorette play the heel to the hilt. Unfortunately , he left before he could really fuck that great show up, saying, “I’d rather swim in pee than marry Ashley”
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Lastly, Huma Weiner. That is all.
I apologise for that blatantly bad taste post with the jiggly boob thing^.
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Because we are ass pear fans around here:
No apologies for your work Vin….ever. Those huge naturals make the world go round.
Nice job Bruins.
Palin, embarrassing Americans on a daily basis.
Re Palin, Last night Colbert exposed her for the idiot she really is. It was classic Colbert.
For some reason, as I look at the initial Gif Vin posted, I have a a strong hankering for Watermelon and or Strawberry Jolly Rancher’s
“Girl Fingers hotter girl’s Hinterlands; Pudwhack looks on, unamused, purses lips and dreams of sucking his own dick someday.”
HOW IN ZE FACK do assclowns like this even get in the same time zone as chicks like Blondie on the left? Not that there is anything wrong with Meadow Soprano hot, either, but the tata’s au naturale on blondie give me the meatswells.
Re: Peen Pics and Women. Sending a peen pic via Twitter to a lady you just met. Autodouche. Sending a peen pic via cell phone to a woman you just met. Retardodouche. Getting to really know a woman and then finding out what kind of lighting and angle she prefers her peen pics taken in. Thoughtful Pervert. And its been long enough, you all know me pretty well. I like sepia tone and the peen pics taken under the flourescent lighting only found in the Walmart Autocare section.
^”Wal-Mart”. hyphen, capitol “M”.
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Get it right, Nancy. The “People Of Wal-Mart” folks are even more viscious than the 4-chan assholes.
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And for future reference, it’s “Cheezburger” with a “Z”.
My B, DarkSock. Lord knows I need more angry hillbillies clammerin’ to skin my hide. I will remember to properly spell that hell hole next time.
Is that Anthony Weiner sporting kissy lips?
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http://www.alan.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/weiner.jpg
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http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/the-fix/post/can-anthony-weiner-survive/2011/06/07/AGZzPCLH_blog.html
Painting a picture of your peen and giving it to a woman you’ve been cyber stalking for over a year. Artistic Pervert. Paper machéing a replica of your peen and giving it to your high school sweetheart. Romantic Pervert. Using your peen as the inspiration for your next building design to impress all the women (and a few men) in that city. Architectual Pervert. Alluding to your peen as “Jesus sized”. RevChad Pervert. Making multiple peen references around a woman you just met. Nervous Pervert.
This pic looks everything like Anthony Weiner except for his wiener.