Friday, June 3, 2011
Friday Haiku
Hottie flips ‘The Bird’
At Lance Bass spikey pudwack,
Who prefers roosters.
Duckie, joy of joys,
When I squeeze you, you make noise!
Lose the Fart Bubble.
— Douche Boyardee’s Cheese and Bagaroni
Backstreet Boy Douchebag
Apparently Castrated
Should be Groping Mamms…
— Mandouchian Candidate
Boobies look like eggs
That baby chick can’t keep warm
Who wants an omellete?
— saulgoode42
Hey Kelly Bundy
I will rubber ducky, oops
purple money shot
— boone doggle
Body paint sexy
But China paint is doped with
Lead, Cesium, Pee.
— Dude McCrudeshoes
Rubber Duckie you’re
the one, making bath time so
much fun, with boobies
— Master Pee
Duckie, joy of joys,
When I squeeze you, you make noise!
Lose the Fart Bubble.
Backstreet Boy Douchebag
Apparently Castrated
Should be Groping Mamms…
Ditch the spike,
oh lovely duck,
come and bathe,
in my bath of delights!
Scrotum with douchehair
Dreams of next douchessory
Miss out on paint job
How can he be straight
balls and scrote bounce off chin
ducknips; not amused
Stop making fun guys
I used to have hottslike this
but i love the cock
If you think he smirks
For painting this chick-on-chick
You should see the duck
Boobies look like eggs
That baby chick can’t keep warm
Who wants an omellete?
Hey Kelly Bundy
I will rubber ducky, oops
purple money shot
Body paint sexy
But China paint is doped with
Lead, Cesium, Pee.
her nipples painted
with design by ed hardy
ducky kills slowly
Logged in for joke
Lance Bass gets all the Credit
For Mandouchian
Evil Bert is irate.
Hey lady! Give back the duck.
Or show Ernie mamms.
Hey there you young thing!
Wanna go back to my basement
And play some cribbage.
In re: Joe Flacco
Dead Osama is pissed too,
please show us the goods.
What a sweet hot mess
and artistic impression
where’s the paint thinner?
Notice how careful
I was at using trompe l’oie
To hide ze nipples.
^That was a french reference Son.
Wonder Years Wayne grows
Chin pubs and frosts his tips blonde
hopes to rub her duck
Oui Oui Reverend
Haiku is much funnier
with a french accent
Come back Tuesday for
Papa Smurf watercolors
On Palete du Nads.
If it quacks like one
and looks like one you are sure
he is a douchebag
As suppertime nears,
Young Fung’s thinking he wants a
Shish Kebab Flapper.
Duckie covers boobs
Lance Bass is Hypnotized now
Chicken covers vag?
Duck with Jagger lips
Can’t cover curvaceous cups
Pink spots spoil nip fun.
Poor old Val Kilmer.
Career busted. Buys stripper
Detailing franchise.
Carry on Sons. I have to go do the Lord’s work. And by Lord’s work I mean bust the little ones new longboard in at the park before she sees it. Son.
Latex rubber duck
Chin fung, earrings, spikey hair
I will take the duck
Looks like Corey Haim
Back from the dead, still a douche
Some things never change
I love you long time
fuckie lil’ rubber duckie
paint where the spooge goes
Rubber Duckie you’re
the one, making bath time so
much fun, with boobies
perky blonde coed
misunderstands when asked to
go get a rubber
frosted tipped hairdo
his chin fung makes me snicker
i like her floaties
i ask thee, what soap
makes pink bubbles float about
just wondering, thoughts?
Suckleduckleboobs
Bye-bye, douche, then *uckleboobs —
Where’s my turpentine?
bouncing duckie boobs
fap fap fap fap fap fap fap
his nose looks broken
A Yellow Ducky
Wallows in Purple Puddles
of Diarrhea
Let me fuck your duck
I have the right feeding tube
Full of my duck sauce.
Hate Douchebag Artist.
Like little ducklings chest. Foie
Gras. Prepare to die!
Duckface, wing gesture…..
paint thinner would serve as scrote
remover, show boobs.
.
So RevChad covers
her chest in turpentine and
inhales. That’s “Tuesday.”
Make way for fucklings
Mama Blondie warns public
of spikey haired choad