Friday, June 17, 2011
Friday Haiku
The Bald Peen Hammer
Hangs tough; can’t see Todd’s merkin
Forgotten on scalp…
Hey baby. You all
Kinds of hot. Want to feel my
Big scoliosis.
– The Reverend Chad Kroeger
Making kissylips
Won’t disguise reality
Male pattern baldness
– ehcuodouche
DNA mixed with
Gnat , baboon and buzzard genes
Produced his hairpiece
– Vin Douchal
Hi, I’m a salesman
at the Des Moines Hot Topic
I can’t afford you.
– Mandouchian Candidate
Hairline receding
Trent vowed “Screw Hair Club for Men”
Sports squirrel instead.
– Mr. Scrotato Head
On a quick set break
Fluffer and his assistant
Discuss his techniques.
– Wedgie
Hey baby. You all
Kinds of hot. Want to feel my
Big scoliosis.
So, I got nuthin’
For this bald, goggled douchebag.
And his tepid hott.
Always in stealth mode.
The Curveback Razorhead stalks
His prey with his wang.
Doucheapithecus,
with symbiant head slug,
God’s cruel mistake.
Armed with his orange
Wings. The Angel of Douche comes
In for a landing.
Vin Diesel chills out
After Fast Five movie wrap.
Needs fast rap to skull.
Bald guy grinds on hot.
She knows Her zipper open;
repels bugs, not choads.
She had not see him
Yet when green ferns began to
Grow from top of head.
Making kissylips
Won’t disguise reality
Male pattern baldness
Kimmy cant escape
The Last of the Choad-hicans
He’ll poke her hontas
My name is Two Dogs.
How bout I buy us some drinks
At my casino.
Hunchback of Vegas
Stupid male pattern baldness
Fauxhawk retarded.
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dollarmenunaires
Posture challenged bag
Can’t quite call it a mohawk
More like a sundial
The Choad Warrior
Takes a break from running gas
To ruin some ass
8 dollar haircut
65 dollar hooker
90 dollar rash
DNA mixed with
Gnat , baboon and buzzard genes
Produced his hairpiece
The smile hides the truth.
The warm hidden truth that she
Just shat in her pants.
chicks fucking dig me
cuz my hairline is higher
than your low standards
This pose with bald dope
Her parents very happy
Lost inheritence
Peg’s bra, lace & jeans
Are probably more suited
For “Poorly Dressed” site
Are people laughing
And pointing behind his back
No doubt about it
Hi, I’m a salesman
at the Des Moines Hot Topic
I cannot afford you.
Botanist Blondie’s
Always searching for new species.
Finds the ten-toed sloth.
A rare sighting, class:
hip humping mating rite of
Homo Foreheadus
Blonde in lacy top,
something is wrong with her ass
It’s not in my mouth.
New Chili Pepper,
Plea, out on day parole with
Sister. Has no clue.
Hip crotch Sally
Enjoys public banging from side.
MonkeyBoy. Says Groooooooooo.
Hairline receding
Trent vowed “Screw Hair Club for Men”
Sports squirrel instead.
Lisa Loopner’s dad
shows the strain of his disease.
So blonde holds him up.
Reconstructed face
Gives another chance. Want to
See my big Weiner.
Neanderthal head
Hunched over hott. Tries to form words:
“Me like the boobies!”
Mandible Mowgli
Unzips Suzy Crotchrot’s shorts
Discovers testes.
The last merkhegan
Tests pale face woman by sniff
Then passes mustard
life prospects fading
Trent sags under weight of fail
Ponders groin shave, tatts
Ingrid just can’t leave.
Her love is of a rare kind.
It’s Stockholm Syndrome.
Its not a forehead
Not even a five head. Pfft!
Make way for Ten-Head
Scoliosis Wins!
Can’t go wrong with med humor.
Nice one there, Rev’run!
She’s pretty all right.
But hanging with this guy. Her
Breath smells like bad cock.
Hating comb over
Trent opts for hip, younger look
Fuzzy Red Skidmark
Suzy shows classic
Sign of third-stage syphilis
Massive Hip chancre
At a loss for words
Cabana pool baggery
Wrist band faux hawk fail
I imagine her mouth,
much like her lace covered breasts
have seen many cocks.
Shiver me timbers
That chick has a hemmorhoid
the size of brad pitt.
Shiver me timbers
That chick has a hemmorhoid
that works at BK.
bicycle, scooter
a red tailed squirrel photobomb
aw, why squirrel hate me?
On a quick set break
Fluffer and his assistant
Discuss his techniques.
Shelly hits the pool
Sporting Plinky’s Mom’s lace thong
And bonus fetus!
Pouting Ben Affleck
Casino Heist movie set:
“MuleDeer Games – Part 2”
This Mohawk Moron
Violates personal space
What a dumb hobby
I’d watch Medusa
Donkey-Punch his empty skull,
Tongue-punch her fart box
Mid aged Yum prep’d to maul
Toilet slime Todd’s only inquire
“Why did she get the pink bracelet?”
Meanwhile, yet another substantive news story being willfully ignored by the Lame Stream Media:
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NEWS IN BRIEF
Report: Typical City Bus Contains No Fewer Than Four Erections At Any Given Time
JUNE 17, 2011 | ISSUE 47•24
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WASHINGTON—A report from the U.S. Department of Transportation confirmed Thursday that at any one time, the average American city bus is occupied by at least four fully erect penises. “This persistent level of physical arousal remains a mystery, as we have found no link between these erections and either the attractiveness of fellow passengers or the intensity of vehicle vibrations,” the report read in part, also noting that when one of the four engorged penises goes flaccid, another immediately hardens, as if to take its place. “Four is just a minimum, of course. During rush-hour traffic, there may be as many as 21 stiffened members on a single bus, while off-peak erection counts often hover around five or even six.” The report’s statistics do not include bus drivers, who are believed to remain constantly erect throughout their shifts.
he smells of taint stains
she smells of ball sweat and jizz
tornado of sleaze
Is that sam’rai scrote?
Hairline further back each day,
long thread in the works?
^I needs to ride the bus!
Sorry,
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I needs to ride the
Bus, based on DarkSocks latest
News story Daa-yum
Scoliosis Sam
thinks he is samurai scrote
but he is just poo
Hair puff sings Pink Floyd:
“There’s no pain, I’m receding”
Comfortably Dumb
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I feel sorry for
His hair. It’s not receding,
it’s running away!
Can we now agree?
Pool cabana backdrops are
An addoucherement.
I know this guy and he is cool as hell. One of the top five Djs in Vegas. Not a douche for sure!!!