Thursday, June 9, 2011
HCwDB After Dark: King Douchuous the IV Edition
Pull up a sofa chair and grab a fried Twinkie from the kitchen!! It’s HCwDB After Dark.
Where we sip quality box wine, kick off our shoes, and meditate on the hottie/douchey dialectics.
Today, we consider the King once again. For there are many carriers of the Grieco Virus in 2011.
Few are as epic as The King.
Even Brunette Mandy can’t survive the douchal radiation for long. Soon, Pink Hat Tilt and groin shave reveal bikini drop emerge.
Not that there’s anything wrong with groin shave reveal bikini drop on a Woo Hottie. It’s called the Douchadox. And it is hypocritical inconsistency at its most suckle thighish.
I mentioned The King just a couple of hours ago on the Morty/Stipper thread. That makes me physic.
featherhead in center is a diseased sex toilet
Who will do his hair when he is in a nursing home?
@Douchble Helix, tell me then, will I get laid within the next decade?
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Gard dang it, this guy just doesn’t quit does he? Has he always had that shaved star in his head? When will he be dethroned? Is he flammable? This is the kind of stuff that keeps me up at night. Well that and the leaf blower I use for white noise.
I daresay, Kings Doucuous the I, II and III are rolling over in their graven images.
solly…Douchuous….tongue droops often alter the manner of spelling.
It”s a relief to see a genuine douchebag such as the King IV with hotts who have genuine boobs. although as the Boss says, it may be only a matter of time before they Bleeth out into bolt-ons.
It’s nice to see junior high school girls gettin’ on the groin-shave-reveal-train as soon as puberty hits. This can only mean a steady supply of Bleeths-in-training for the Night Train-swillin’ DB1 for years to come.
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….and of course, for the human stain that is Douchuous IV.
The bleeth is strong with these 2 skrags, and that the King gets paid to be well the King is baffling to me.
The girl on the left would be better off with this guy.
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Blonde looks like she’s about to transform into a werewolf. And I’m not sure if I like that or not.
it’s been awhile….missed ya!
I peed in a Sunny D at Winn Dixie once.
@Nancy D – If you’re female, that’s entirely up to you.
That KING DOUCHUOUS sure can pull some paunchy bleeths.
Hey Choad, how exactly would you know that junior high school girls are already shaving their pubes as soon as they get them?
Oh, and are any of them single?
Dude’s slippin/
A genuine douchebag such as the King IV with hotts who have genuine boobs. although as the Boss says, it may be only a matter of time before they Bleeth out in to bolt-ons.
This King IV is cetainly making a run of sorts,,,,he has proved his Doucheablilty time and time again.
Those chicks and a bottle of tequila is all I need.
I have trouble labeling bikini-drop girl’s exposure as Groin Shave Reveal. Without going to the TMI category, let’s just say GSR sounds too – er, clinical. And it reminds me of some pudwack that can’t keep his pants properly elevated.
Bikini-drop is good, though. Very good. She’s a good girl.
I want to take blondie home, and rub butter on her skin.
I peed in a toilet once. Than douchious fucked it.
There is a lot of acreage above middle’s GSR, not that douchious minds…
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Do you think Douchious dresses and presents himself like this at family reunions or holiday gatherings?
@M. Candidate 7:46a, King D. probably tones down the gel a bit but that’s about it.
Hey, where did the Haikus go?
Brunette Mandy’s bikini is unnaturally affected by gravity. Her producers all said this will not be a problem in the Valley.