HCwDB Comment of the Week: Dr. Bunsen Honeydouche
Dr. Bunsen Honeydouche wins the coveted HCwDB Comment of the Week for this nice eviseration of Real World Rockerdouche Tommy mugging your uberhott ex-girlfriend Kaitlyn:
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His tatt was clearly inspired (and possibly given to him by) Amy Winehouse. See her head just poking out from under his sleeve? In his fantasy her arms have been replaced by two rifle-like carrots that shoot Baby Jesus butt plugs at each other. The long blue squiggle is a Cookie Monster/Grover disembowelment she participated in as a young crack wench at her kindergarten with that kid who shoved EVERYTHING up his nose and the green splotches represent all the money she pissed away on crack and rehab (no no no). It’s all pretty clear once you recognize the imagery. And the Fact that it was done at a concession stand in the Harrisburg Senators in under 5 minutes makes it that more artistic and shit.
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Doc Bunsen gets to do guest blogs when Hermit goes on a walkabout.
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Oh yeah.
Little Veal Choad’s tattoo:
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“Cattle Buttlett”?
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C hoads?
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Why yes, yes I do.
Stunna Shades Sal samples Mr. White’s “Bloody Mary.”
Toto, I’ve a feeling we’re not in Kansas anymore.
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The only acceptable use of ‘u’ instead of ‘you’ (much like the use of ‘haters’) is when it is used in a mocking fashion.
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Carry on.
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Wayward son.
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Yeah Doc B! And what happened to Boner Pill Saturday?
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Creepy tall tatted douche and creepy short tatted douche are even wearing the same shorts. Ladies, theses two are a set. If you date one you have to date the other as well. Have fun with that.
That picture gives me gas. I need a hit of Beaner-O. Did I just say that? Is that racist? I don’t know any wetbacks personally. Just the Mariachi dudes at GuadalaHarry’s.
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I passed a groundhog wearing a pair of black Chuck Taylors on that long road to freedom. I asked him for some happy news, but he just smiled and turned away, like Janis Joplin did in that one song from my misspent youth.
The little fellow looked up at me with an annoyed yet bewildered expression, like the one Reverend Chad’s mother-in-law has when she opens up the Tonetta links.
Bravo Doc B
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are these the guys that beat up the Giant fan?
@creature
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We wouldn’t be able to tell them apart. KTLA is on them as much as the B-Town stations are all over Whitey Bulger. Esay.
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@Hermit
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That was Don MacLean. I’sa gonna take a listen right now.
So, our faithful weekend viagra troll has come to visit. Nice. Hey – viagra troll – do me a BIG favour, will ya?
SUCK. MY. COCKKKK.
Because it’s a good solid 7 inches (at full extension, 6.5 when cruising) of pleasure just LOOKIN for a good time.
Now, am I some kind of long john dong or porn star size? No, but combined with 37 years of consistent and continuous experience, I kind of got a handle on what I’m doing and I’ve been told I do it well – Mrs Tempest and Aqua Marina are more than happy to attest to my skillz in the sack. And I (hate to brag, but…) have NEVER failed to get it up. Ever. Not even once. And I NEVER needed viagra or cialis or any other pharmaceuticals.
So kindly go find some other blog to hock your useless crap.
yours truly, Troy Tempest
ps – for the older regs – Aqua Marina is fine. She’s not much on the internet lately and stopped posting here (few postings) some time ago. She had a serious infection and quite nearly died last year. Poor thing. It spun her out pretty bad, and so now she’s on a hyper-healthy lifestyle thing and only uses the computer when necessary – she’s ultra busy and has become quite the gym rat at 55 years of age. Considering she’s the one who told me about this site/blog, I feel a special connection with her and you all in that way and thought you might want to know.
For those who are relatively new, Aqua Marina is an exGF of mine who told me about this website back in jeepers – I dunno – Feb 2008? Something like that. Back then I posted as Steve Zodiac. She’s not the most articulate creature (very introverted) but a real sweetie and a totally lovely person. We split up in 1989, but stayed friends. She is still one of my BFFs and gets along great with Mrs Tempest because the Mrs knows Aqua completely blew her chances back in 89… And there’s a bit of biography for you – something not often found in such fora….
Can we do away with the blog spam? After visiting this site no one here needs it.
@Troy,
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Thanks for the update. I need to get around to this beautiful place more often. The comments are still off the hizzle. I remember you posting way back then as Zodiac, and before that under the “name we shall not speak of anymore.” Glad to hear Marina is doing well. She was a firecracker.
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I’ve been getting into a bit more of the health kick as well.
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I even stopped drinking.
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In the morning.
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Well, at least before breakfast.
during my brief glimpses of Aqua Marine’s posts, she did not come across as an introverted person at all. but hey, it’s the internet. i’m sure Troy knows her better.
and i’m glad this Kaitlyn is an ex-girlfriend.
no offense but… actually, yes offense.
@Steve L., are you saying she’s not up to your strict Tiawanese MILF standards? If you are indeed saying that then no offense taken.
@ Nancy Dreuche
if i have any authority on the matter, i would say that “Taiwanese MILF” is nothing more than an empty myth. meh.
@Steve L. So they’re like snipes?
@ Troy: You are a seven inch tall wooden puppet with a 7″ dick?
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We have similar body proportions! Kewel!
Sock…your 7″ tall?
Troy,s dick can reach lengths of twelve plus inches when he is less than truthful.
As a young tyke I notice that my flaccid penis was far smaller than the norm and avoided situations where I could be compared to the other boys. Puberty arrived, same small penis. I was terrified that I may never have a lover although the books my mother gave me to read ensured me that a woman’s vagina would derive pleasure from any sized working crotch bat. As my testes dropped more and my balls started to grow to be the size of regulation cue balls, poor mini-kroeger all but disappeared. To make matters worse, my father was dabbling in heroin and male bath houses at the time having some sort of mid-life crisis. So he was hiding playgirl magazines around the house the gay fucker. These magazines reinforced my worries when I saw the pictures of virile older men with muscles and hair and be-jebus long cocks. These pictures gave me a funny feeling that I didn’t think I would pursue. I started hanging with some of my neighborhood peers around 12 years old in my treehouse and these guys said they wanted to jerk off. A good drunken Catholic alter boy, I had no idea what they were talking about. Well first Bruce, then Karl, then Bernie whip out their pre-teen flesh tornadoes and start whacking. I saw their turbo lovers become erect as they smiled their dirty little smiles in embarrassment. Chad, haven’t you ever jerked off before? I said no. I had never had so much as an erection. So I pulled out my magic mushroom and the boys had a hoot. I started tugging on it and it began to grow. 2 inches. 4 inches. 6 inches. The boys were amazed. 8 inches and thick now. I realized that I was a grower, not a shower and proceeded to be the Jesus-sized cock in action I am to this day except for that time on anti-depressants when my cock disappeared altogether for a few months.
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So I realized after banging a few chicks who thought I had a big cock that a cock in the hand is better than a cock retacted into my scrotum and have been walking around with a constant erection for 34 years. It has become a little smaller and mushy as I’ve gotten older. However that could be from banging a prolapsed vagina for years and looking at the saggy tits that have to be tied around her neck so I don’t choke on the snakey milkbags. Or it could be from the alcoholic neuropathy that racks me with chronic pain in my feet and hands until I get a good amount of sweet bud effluent into my mesotheliomic air tanks. Fuck I hate getting old. I’d give up my Bieber-like girlish looks for better health any day. But I jest. I’ll be drinking till my dick falls off.
drinking makes it fall off?
^That is the best Dear Penthouse letter I’ve ever read!
Oh and I’m even dumping out the rubbing alcohol in my house now after reading that, and I don’t even have a penis! And if I’m ever lucky enough to lure one into my deluxe rattrap (my new digs pervs, that’s not what I call my vajayjay) I sure as heck don’t want it to fall off. And FYI Rev if I ever do go into an Oprah chatroom I’m using ProlapsedVagina as my moniker.
That took a great deal of courage and introspection Rev, thanks for sharing.
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As long as we’re confessing personal secrets, I feel comfortable enough to relate a situation I found myself in several months ago when, out of curiosity and boredom, I ground up four vials of bootleg Chinese Cialis and six ounces of Spoon-Size Shredded Wheat in a coffee grinder, then snorted the entire mixture through a 3/8 inch copper tube.
I developed a sudden and painful headache and started having prophetic future-visions which lasted several hours. After the visions subsided, I developed a dry mouth and chronic nausea which I still suffer from to this day.
My cockk didn’t grow, but it developed a small appendage from it’s end which closely resembles the flicking tongue of a pit viper, so it was all worth the effort.
I have more like a Moses sized cockk . But I’m pretty sure I’ve got Jesus balls having hung around with a prostitute and twelve bros as a long haired , bearded teen smoking incense and pot and shit, slaughtering lambs and washing feet.
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Now I have back problems and find a vicodin and the ipod is all I need anymore. Fuck those hanger on moflockers.
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My cock is disgusting.
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I am not sure why any man would want to suck it.
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Wait…
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That came out wrong.
@Hermit, 8:01 pm June, 25. Yeah, one of these days the FDA will get around to banning Spoon Sized Shredded Wheat, but not until many more small appendages which closely resemble the flicking tongue of a pit viper appear. You know how slowly the wheels of government turn.,
My stagename is now “Snakey Milkbags”.
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I have a Troy-sized cock. Horse don’t even know I’m there.
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Regrets, E. Crotch Bats
Vin: Carisoprodol. Win.
It’s about that time when I should give Aqua a call. Maybe she can visit. I’ll see if I can get her to post something.
Has the douce on the left made his hat out of a tortilla?
@DS, if your wife or g.f. asks you if that dress makes her vag look fat, just say yes.
Cholitobag has been in and out of jail for most of his life. Something tells me he may enjoy all the cockk being thrown around this post. Of course he will stab you to death when he’s done. Just sayin Son……………
FACT: showing Arizonans pictures like this will make them vote for SB1070.
That little guy holding that giant pissbeer stole my hubcap off of my 1967 Mustang. Little turd.
Damn, it took me all day to get here but I’ve finally scored it on the big time *blushes*. Thanks Boss.