Hot Chicks With Douche Bags

Krista’s Poor Life Choices During the College Years

Sorry, Brad.

Working at the Piggly Wiggly and playing in a thrash band may impress Krista from October of Sophomore Year to November of Sophomore Year.

But by Junior Year she’ll upgrade to German car owning business majors.

Which, come to think of it, is more like a downgrade.

Douchebags on Boats

This pic of unholy toxic boatbaggery in presence of hottie continues our growing inventory of photographic evidence that forces us to consider that most profound of questions:

Does the douchebag like to hang on a boat with bikini hotties?

Or does hanging on a boat with bikini hotties turn one douchey?

Clifford The Big Red ‘Bag

It’s sort of like Jonas Salk returning from a long vacation to discover there’s Polio on his toilet seat.

Mini Jean Shorts for the societal loss.