Monday, June 6, 2011
Party Guy Juan
Party Guy Juan approves of the HCwDB of the Week winning choice so much, he’s giving us the double point.
I see you, and I see your shy pearly lickable hott smile, Brunette Lauren on the left.
Your coy giggles and embarrassment from burping loudly after I take you to In-n-Out Burger on our third date are adorable, and make me awkwardly stare at your exposed knee from under your skirt, where a dollop of ketchup from a rogue fry has landed softly. I want to lick it. And so I do. And so you call a cab. And our night on Sunset ends with me walking over to drink a few Blue Moons at the Happy Ending Bar and bitching about life to a bored bartender hottie named Mona.
the double finger point indicates that Party Guy Juan is saying, “you to can penetrate my brown log birth canal…yes you can!”
btw, boss, Lauren is a bit more of a ginger
Party Guy Juan’s pointing fingers precede his question: “Hey, has anyone seen my neck?”
Party Guy Juan is showing us with his fingertips his maximum fellatio limit.
^ hence the smug smirk
His girlfriend in “She’s Out Of Your League was hotter.
It’s the Duckster. Please kill me. No, Seriously.
I think I have seen Lauren before in a movie?…….Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm?
A Beautiful Hind.
The Gapes of Ass.
Journey To The Center Of the Ovaries.
XXX-Men
That is way too nice of a suitcoat to be wearing over nursing home scrubs.
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And WTF is that under his left arm? Are they remaking the Dark Crystal?
Bedknobs and Bull Dicks.
Mary Poopins.
http://www.winnipegfilmgroup.com/images/uploads/dark-crystal-1.jpg
The only two points I wanna see are from the one on the left, and I don’t mean with her fingers.
Bridge Over The Riverguy.
One Flew Over The Cuckoos Chest?
Soylent Peen?
Tyler Perry’s House of Poon
The Longest Dick?
That jacket looks like something a cinema usher would wear back in the day. “Hey, numbskull! Get your freaking torch out of my eyes!”
Boss sorry to hear about you & Brunette Lauren. If an exposed knee lick is a deal breaker I shudder to think what she might of done had that ketchup landed on the arch of her foot. I wear hear more about Mona
^ I wanna hear, nor wear hear
Brunette Lauren dreamboat does look familiar. And despite being entirely forgettable pixilated pixie in stripes is like some recurring nightmare.
Questions; Does wearing a women’s blouse make him a greater or lesser douche? Does the wearing the blouse take him out of the realm of douche and into another, far more disturbing category of choadness? Doesn’t the bleeth on the left look like Valerie Bertinelli of about 100-pounds ago?
Striped shirt probably holds Lauren’s hair back while she fellates Juan. Than, just for the experience, allows Lauren to snowball her.
The familiar face isn’t Tiffany Thiessen by any chance? Star of Shaved by the Bellhop, and Beaverly Hells 90210.
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http://blogs.pioneerlocal.com/entertainment/Tiffani-Thiessen.jpg
And in the back, Mark Anthony stares pensively at the door wondering why Steven Tyler had to go to the ladies room with Jennifer….
Yep, that’s Jon Cryer. And he just escaped from some mental place, and put a sports coat on to hide his state issued uni.
To pick back up where RevChad passed out:
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“A Smell of Two Shitties”.
“On Golden Shower”
“Crammer versus Crammer”
“Social NeckSpurts”
“Hairy Bottom and the Dickly Hello’s”
Party Guy Juan hopes to be the next Billy Mays:
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I’ll send you this fine woman for just $19.95 + shipping and handling, but if you order now, I’ll double the offer for just the second shipping and handling!
“Pirates of the Crabbyheman”
X-Men First Ass