Thursday, June 23, 2011
Pointdexter Makes his Point
Yes Pointdexter. There is a camera there.
The fact you find it more interesting than Andrea’s chompable butt glute cakey cake purity and firm and ripened slather melons suggests you need to reconfigure the hierarchies of your conceptualized priorities in terms of how you structure reality.
Start here:
Strippery butt reveal > nearby camera guy
pretty sure if I was that dude, my face would not be visible, unless NASA pointed the hubble directly at her shart tunnel and turned resolution on maximum.
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I wouldn’t have such cool hair, though.
toned tummy>shiny shirt reveal
The circumference of his hair is C=2poohR
But, her face.
The tangent of his face is obtuse.
If he was a triangle he would be flat.
High boobs in face>They just ran out of the Goose.
He was so bad in math he failed 2.
Pie eyed goon > Microscopic IQ
“yeah I got pooned in prison, bitch, so what!”
Her face is so big she has two dentists.
Misshappen face > Lost every rock fight
What in the world can that be? It looked like a large wooden badger!
I love how she’s carrying a purse. Honey, you’re in your underwear. If you really wanted to have a place to carry your I.D. and money you would have stuffed it in your bra or worn fucking pants with pockets. But I understand, the Victoria’s Secret look gets you all the D-bag play.
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As for you fishface, you keep pointing at me like that and I’m gonna tell all your friends how you like to watch Strawberry Shortcake cartoons every night before bed. Those dudes are called “Shorties” F.Y.I
From the horshoe-shaped tatt on her back, I’d say that DarkSock must’ve been there.
horshoe? horsEshoe? Yeah, that’s bettr.
Mmmmmmmm!!!! young chompable Andrea
Whitey Bulger? How did I never hear of this dude? I hang my big rosacia covered drunken Irish Catholic head with pugilistic face and persecution complex at Boston’s shame. Go Habs! Fuck Mitt Romney!
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The Ghost of Ted Kennedy
you’ve been stoned, rev
This balding fuckwit is very punch-worthy. There was a time when I’d go out at night just waiting for idiots like this to make a smart comment.
@ rev, oh, for the return of the days when ‘Irish need not apply’ meant something!
Re : Whitey Bulger
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Best day ever to listen to Howie Carr on WRKO
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Click on the “external links” for some serious internet journalism on Ted Kennedy, Bulger Bros, Kerry and Mumbles Menino. Howie is awesome, Son
@Rev
Whitey’s brother Billy was the real douche of the 2. Mass politics at it’s best/corrupt.
@Vin
Howie Carr is the shit!!! been following him all day he always brings the good stuff.
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Townies
There are none so blind as those who will not see. And point.
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Son.
Reverend Chad Kroeger @ 12:16 pm FTW….I think….
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Jump-Offs.
He’s not interested in the lady, he’s pointing at that other man over there for sexual healing.
Colin Farrell sure can pull some tail.
“uncle sham wants poo!”
Hey Andrea, why the long face?
Her face is so long she looks like a Jackass eating briars through a picket fence.
Lukeskyywalker – I don’t know about the head. I like the butt.
Frank Sinatra – I hear you, baby. Loud and clear. Put a bag over her head and go about your business.
Frank Sinatra, The Sinatra Group.
If you’ve never seen the Sinatra Group on Saturday Night Live, you owe it to yourself to watch this.
It’s a spoof on the McLaughlin Group, but Frank Sinatra hosts with a roundtable of musicians.
http://www.hulu.com/watch/3531/saturday-night-live-the-sinatra-group
Inglorious Bastard wants your scalp.
@anonymous
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I haven’t seen that in a long time. Phil Hartman was one funny fucker till the bitch killed him. It’s all classic and shit.
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Unknown Comic
The Palin family is everywhere these days.
i would gladly point at Andrea’s ass pear and boobs.
like you totally need to be informed of that.
Somebody already beat us all to the mock-punch, as his head has definitely been pounded in with a ball-peen hammer.
She could stand a totally different sort of pounding.
you ain’t elvis, boy, and that ain’t cilia, though she may be a chlamydiae abortus.
eukaryokes
she’s the only chick in the picture standing around in her undies – skeeeez.
he’s the only person in North America who has never seen a camera before.
@ Troy
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The “soul capturing device” made Grog nervous. His particular tribe of Neanderthals were just discovered last week you know.