Tuesday, July 26, 2011
Bra!! Lives!! (and Still Enjoys Tasty Cola Products)
It’s been over three years since Bra!! first ordered a tasty Pepsi to impress the tiny Asian he met poolside while rolling through life, brohemian style.
Over three years, but in many ways Bra!! enjoys his beverages eternally.
For Bra!! will enjoy tasty cola products as long as there are tasty cola products to be enjoyed.
Here’s to you, Brosephus!! May your Pepsi supply and friendly Quartasian Hottie supply never run dry.
EDIT: This is not a new pic of Bra!!. But Bra!! lives on, sipping away, in our hearts and beverages.
The law: Star tatt=autodouche, however autodouche with a slim chance of redeeming. Star tatt applied under bicep region=not a snowflake’s chance in Hell of redeeming.
Look at you want, Bra, they don’t print calorie counts on the side of paper cups. Maybe check the bottom.
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Dumbass.
Whoops, had a premature publication, didn’t really give 70s Fro Guy his due at the top of the page. Ah, screw it. Time to start drinkin’-
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Bra! is the man. In this photo he looks like Michael Phelps got stoned and emptied out the left side of the menu at Jack In The Box at 2 AM.
In honor of this joyous occasion I hoist a tasty cola beverage and queue up “Ein douches Requiem” by Johannes BRAhms on the office computer. Long may you run, BRA!
Ummm, didn’t you just post the same picture as you did 3 years ago?
Yeah, this is the same pic from 3 years ago, so “Bra Lives” is kind of misleading. This goofy douche could have pulled a Winehouse quite a while ago.
My all-time favorite ‘bag. Hoist one that won’t, under any circumstances, unless you unhook the hose and huff the co2 mixture to the soda, which might conceivably happen, get you drunk, Bra!!.
Somebody’s running out of material. Either that or just looking for excuses to drink. Dude just drink. Winehouse-style. You don’t gotta make up some bullshit post to do it.
I just felt like celebrating Bra!! on the mainpage. If you don’t like it, anon, The Dirty is hilarious daily entertainment.
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Nothing like a slightly paunchy groin shave reveal to set the douchebag movement back, and mankind back even further. We need constant reminders of what lurks out there…Who cares if this is a re-run photo. Nobody would gripe about a re-run Pear photo.
Please DB1, “The Dirty” has zero personality and the people that comment on it use lol. I was just merely suggesting that you drink as much as you want, all the time. This site practically runs itself anyways.
Happy Anniversary Bra!
lol
Bra should mix in some crunches and a Pepsi Free® every now and then.
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“Pepsi Free? If you want a Pepsi, pal, you’re gonna pay for it!”
The word “Pepsi” seems really strange the more and more you think about it.
^Damnit, now I want a Pepsi. How bout them Sox, soy bomb?
Bra was here before my time, lo tho I have seen him before. He looks kind of like a happy Spicolli on steroids then Burger King midnight menu.
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People on ludes should not drive. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oP34DIJzTIE&feature=related
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Sox lost a tough one last night, anon. It’s best we don’t speak of it again.
Bra! looks like a pillowcase full of doorknobs.
I still think Bra! seems like a nice, goofy dude with a silly tatt.
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Still douchey, though.
Bra lives! but is he employed?
… i shouldn’t be too harsh.
Bra looks like the special bus let off by the pool. So if one drowns,what’s the loss.
Am with da DB on this one, Bramaster is pretty charming as the scrote goes. Seemingly harmless, aimless, vacuous and a lot of other ous’s.
A happy-happy, scrote-scrote kind of douche.
He’s the fun guy you get to buy the party favors and he’s happy to do it. Thereby paying for a pass for his scrotitude. It’s a win-douche situation.
Bra needs to be eaten by mice.
Spontaneous douchebag?
I’m actually missing quartasian Stephanie. Whatever happened to her? What’s her home address? And does she like puppies?
I’m fine with Bra! He’s the kind of guy that always brings weed, he enjoys a fine carbonated soft drink (I’m a Coke guy, but I appreciate those who work the opposite side) and his girlfriend will be on your cock the instant he passes out.
Everybody wins, unless you shag his girl, in which case you’ll have the herp – but you’ll get that anyway from hanging around douchebags. Or Navy Seals.
I honestly do not understand the hate for Bra!!.
Sure, he looks smug as fuck, and makes silly faces, but it seems that he deserves to be proud of himself. He is educated, and I think that he has a job that pays well, he works out, and he seems like a charming, sociable fellow, He has relationships with beautiful women – who like and respect him for his achievements…
It would be great to grab a beer with Bra!!, in my opinion, it seems.
Any coincidence that the re-appearance of Bra!! coincides with my birthday? This is a fine gift indeed, DB1! I also enjoyed a tasty cola beverage today (Not Pepsi, regrettably, the shop only has a Coke machine) and hope that, like Bra!!, I can keep on livin’ the dream. And by livin the dream I mean sleeping late.
To be quite honest, sleeping late is living the dream…
Yeah, no shit. My first day off after a string of eleven 10-hour shifts, and here I am, up at 9:30, being told by the mister I have to get out there and help him fix the lawnmower. Fuccen A. If “No rest for the wicked” is a true statement, I must be one detestable cunt. I would gladly pay upwards of $1,000.00 to be left in a dark, silent room for 24 hours right now.
Thats just cruel, DB1!!!
I was the one who wrote you an email about liking Bra a couple years ago, remember? You even put it on your site.
Well, I check in once in a while hoping, just hoping, you’ll get another pic of him, updated. and when I saw the title of your post, my heart rate, like quadrupled!! With pulsating fingertips (among other things) I scrolled down only to read that disappointing news. *sad* 🙁
that was just damn cruel
Brah?
BRAH!!!
Bra has probably
a) gotten more tan
b) gotten more of a gut
c) gotten more tatts
d) gotten more moobs and now wears a bra
Mein Gott!
Whoop-Di-Douche you are 100% correct – but haven’t we all…
What I mean to say is, it is we. We are Bra!!. the posters in this blog also! Brah is living the life we all want to live. I am not from the states, but Brah, unlike so many pieces of wank-chodder posted here, who mostly live with their parents, is not just about style, but has substance, as well. He has been able to full embrace hedonism, while at the same time develop a career, go to law school, etc.
Brah is a man who was able to embrace the American middle-class life style fully, after obviously realizing that any struggle by him would at best not given any credibility by his peers, as he is obviously priviledged enough, and at the worst make him lose the little patch of comfort that is his, in the wake of the wholesale distruction of the american middle class.
Bra has chosen, not bravely, perhaps, but reasonably. And we have to respect him for this choice