Saturday, July 30, 2011
Comment of the Week: Mr. Scrotato Head
In one short comment from Thursday’s “Lifehouse” Thread, Mr. Scrotato Head tells the tale of the tragic Hottest Highschool Girl and wins the coveted Comment of the Week:
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The cutest girl in my high school was amazingly tight and curvy back in the day. Beautiful tanned skin, long dark hair, and piercing brown eyes that told every guy in every grade that he didn’t have a f*cking chance with her but hey, at least she looked at you.
She now has a mustache Tom Selleck would envy. Oh how the hotties do fall.
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Didn’t Scrotato go to an all-boys school?
White socks, black shoes…REALLY???
Yeah, I just noticed that too. How perfectly foul.
Here’s my “Damn, thought of it 2 days too late” Comment of the week:
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This guy is so gay the only way you could cock-punch him is to the throat:
Regarding the veined felon in the photo: here is his arch-nemesis and the only man on Earth that can destroy him:
Here’s a candid photograph of Wheezer:
@darksock
That is just freaking awesome. Now if only db1 can get his llamas to do that…
I see the socks are a bad choice,no doubt,but the guy doesn’t even have a penis.
Last night I rode drunk and shirtless through the unincorporated streets, my breast nipples erect and thoughtful, sniffing the air like two hungry bloodhounds, searching for elusive profundity hiding deep in the crevasses of rotting tree trunks and the minds of deranged bus mechanics. I dodged around rubbish tramps and whoremongerers as they scuttled before me, mere foot travelers in a harsh, mechanized landscape. Nervous adolescents try desperately to hide their birth defects behind greasy t-shirts and false bravado as the near-dead drag oxygen tanks and shopping carts though the trash-strewn alleys probing trash cans and cat food dishes for an evening morsel. The taciturn faces of wrinkled matrons peer out through the cracked and filthy windows of the dying storefronts.
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The bag hunters keep mocking, Scrotato hurls sour grapes at unfulfilled high school sexual fantasy, an AWOL DarkSock returns to the front lines to post illicit, underground ass pear, Nancy Drouche displays erratic personality disorders, Reverend Chad exorcises the demons from his computer, haggard engineers cobble together pieces of cannibalised nuclear reactor parts. Time keeps marching on inexorably.
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The sidewalks are littered with tattered and worthless lottery tickets.The long-abandoned gas station still displays $1.29 for unleaded, frozen in time and space.
Wow. I got nothing. Back to Wickerman.
Drunk and shirtless is better than the alternative.
This guy is so shirtless his dry cleaner has gone out of business.
He’s so shirtless Matthew McCaughnahay is blushing.
He’s so shirtless HUSTLER magazine is calling him to negotiate a spread with Casey Anthony.
He’s so shirtless his chest hair is beginning to grow back.
He’s so shirtless his speedo is starting to rise up.
He’s so shirtless that I don’t further give a fuck.
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Shirtless.
I’m so fuckless, I’m putting my shirt back on.
Goldie Hawn with a Toosie Roll fished out of the folds of Plinky’s Mom’s sofa
I am going to say you all have outdone yourselves on this thread. Thanks The Dude. I haven’t pissed myself since I was 7…
It’d cost less than 44 cents to mail that package.
Really? That comment? More so than Scrotato’s entirely-too-close-to-home Champagne Katie 11:42 am hobnail boot to the vulva?
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Wev.
he said ‘vulva’…heh heh
And say what you will about the dude in the pic here, but that cat is RIPPED…
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…from the pages of a Tom Of Finland sketchbook, but ripped nonetheless.
That Britney Spears sure can pull some quality douchebag.
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Also, there’s no doubt that when properly used, anabolics can elevate the state of Douche.
“He’s never worn a shirt. Not even to church. He’s the most interesting douchebag in the world.”
Samurai Scrote doffs the tie-as-headband and says, “That was so gauche. It’s 2011, so ‘ROIDS ARE MY GAME NOW!”
And ‘Sock, I’m still trying to find your fuccen hidden camera…..
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Bitches.
borat needs his legs returned at once!
Vin Diesel seems to have slimmed down a bit too much. That’s ok, Mariah Carey seems to like it.
Vulvas are boxy but they’re safe.
wtf is this tamiflu nonsense?
What’s with this spam – or has someone posted a copy of Heath Ledger’s shopping list?
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