Sunday, July 3, 2011
Douchebag Makes Ironic Video Called “Douchebag,” Still a Douchebag
Calling others “douchebags” when you’re a heaping serving of douchebag does not inure you from indictment based on your own merits of douchebaggery.
So enjoy this mix of pop pretentious runny doggie poop squat as we relax and sip some Pibb on this July 4th Weekend.
‘Bags self tagging ‘bags…what baggery!
“Gonna have to roll up my sleeves and duke it out”. With who, your little sister?
Fuccen pussy.
She pretty much made a lateral move. He reminds me of that white girl with neck tattoo bangin douche. I’m glad the kids these days are expressing themselves. It makes me want to express myself. Into the toilet.
Only had the sound on for 10 seconds. Anyways, I would suggest that the douchebag’s relationship with his step-mother is perhaps a little ‘too close’.
This kid is the stereotypical nerdy Jewbag (no offense, boss). This kid’s jewier than Woody Allen.
Who the fuck is Mat Musto? I recognize the name somewhat. Looked it up, apparently he’s some kind of ‘musician’? I’m not even going to watch the video. I’m looking at the still of the video and I want to stab my monitor with a screwdriver. So I’ll just pass and say that the attempt at meta-irony deserves one dick punch and Mat Musto better never come to my neck of the woods to play.
I don’t know how I missed it the first time, but the ol’ banana peel gag is still being used by the hotts to help out the weaker douche. It is too bad his step mom had to throw the fight so he could win. That’s not in any way emasculating or anything. And the tiny braid with the bead on it? I remember that was a big fad for us girls in middle school.
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This video should be the theme song for this site. All the singing jewchedbag was trying to do was save the hott from the other douchebag. DB1, I think we found your jam.
5 seconds into it, I wanted to douse myself in gasoline and light a match. The wankery, the wankery….
I was thinking of starting a meme with “The Backstreet Goys”. However, Tyrannosaurus Douche shed light on the fact that the name would be redundant, or perhaps ironic. Not that there is anything wrong with that because ya know I got a houseful of Jews. Not right now though because they are attending weekly Church of Christ services about the coming rapture at the church on the Indian reservation across the river that the cigarette smuggler/casino owner/ex-con/ pastor owns. His name is Eli.
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Tribesmen
Blink 18Jew.
The Fartridge Family.
N’ Shit
The Fresh Blintz Of Bel Air.
Fleetwood Hack
The Moody Jews.
Crosby, Stills, Nash, and Goldstein
The Blockheads.
K.C. and the Sunstein Band.
Eddie Brickell and Old Testaments.
Mut Matso.
Huey Lewis and the Jews.
The Cat’s in the Dradle
Those two white boys couldn’t box their way out of a wet paper bag. Pathetic.
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Was that DarkSock’s band in this video?
I’m impressed.
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It’s over between Cagey Bea and me. I have a strict policy against dating someone less stable than me. Therefore, I’ll be attending the Fourth of July festivities, cruising for chicks in my signature Bermuda shorts, tall black socks and orthopedic loafers.
Also, I found an old riding crop in my attic and have taken to carrying it with me wherever I go. It adds a certain sense of authority and gravitas to my demeanor, which has been heretofore, sorely lacking.
Wish me luck.
I got a similar prop going, Hermit…cat-o-nine tails
it helps me attract the right ‘sort’ of wimmen
btw, boss, couldn’t watch for more than 30 seconds…provoked the wrong type of reaction
…wanted to circumcise a giant panda with a rusty VW hubcap
At least now I know what would happen if Usher ejaculated onto a pile of santorum leftover from a Justin Bieber/Jonas Brothers gang bang, and that unholy stew somehow became self-aware and started singing.
Good Chaimlette
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Sorry.
Hootie and the Gefiltefish
Jew-pac Shakur
Lynyrd Semite
He clearly has a ‘stunt-voice’ because that little shit can’t be but 12 years old. When I was 12, girls were gross, I had not had my first orgasm, and I certainly would not have been caught dead in a fucking fedora.
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As an old, old man of 40, I like to think I have outgrown the violence that comes from not liking the look of someone, and then this little fuckhead shows up. I would gleefully eviserate him and watch him bleed out, right after I did the same to Shithouse, with his ever expanding guts.
shania tova
oy vay-z
a tribe called knish
they mught be gefelte
Mezuzah Star
Menorah at Work
2 Live Jew
12 Tribes Called Quest
Matzaballica
Dr. Dreidel
Mötley Jew
Tone Not Broke
Black Shabbes
Rush Hashanah
UJew or Jew2
Jewdas Priest
Twisted Shiksa
Have a good holiday Monday titty-fuckers. I’m starting an 8 week run of lifeguarding and babysitting my Jews and fraternizing with the other mothers at the park tomorrow. But I have a cock and weed. Get some.
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The Rolling Shimons
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Rabbis
Hanükkah Dü
Weird Al Yarmulke
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….wait….
Itchyjew Park.
Simply Rebbe
Stone Temple Plotz
Knights of White Schmaltza
The Dead Milkmenorah
Alice in Chutzpah
Oy George
Lamb of G_d
Torah Amos
Dayan Dayan
Hungry Like The Wolfowitz
Goys on Film
The Verklempt Underground
The Man Who Shot Liberty Braunstein
Frank Soloway and Dean Maneschevitz
The Jewby Brothers
Molly Kratchett
Manfred Moile and his Oy! I don’t Want to Get My Hands Dirty You Schmuck Band
Flirtin’ With My Sista?
The Captain And Shlemiel
He is actually John Mayer’s little brother, Oscar.
Jewtallica
12 Tribes Called Quest
Oy Vey/DC
MC 900 Ft. Jewsus
I sure hope Timberlake fixes MySpace so my douchbag tunes stay on the net for eternity. I’m not doing it all over again on Facebook. I hate FB like Mat Musto hates Argentina
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10,500 plays
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Moyle Haggard
Jew Tang Clan
Twisted Shiksa & Moyle Haggard F.T.W.
Great job. Too many to single out.
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But I don’t get the ‘why’ of it. Just the way the kid looks? The lyrics I skipped?
Bruce Springstein.
Neil Diamond
The Max Weinberg 7
Golems n’ Moses
David Lee Roth
Jay Louis and the Playbags
@Douchble Helix 3:05p, because he just has that jewish look about him. Jew know what I mean. Call it jew school spirit. Jesus Christ man, don’t jew get it?
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Aerostein
Jerry Jewis
Rock and Roll, Hoochie Jew
not alot of love for the tribe here….shame, when you beat the bushes with a coupla jew jokes the nazis show their stripes
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‘you can’t hide your Zion eyes’
The Artist Formerly Known As Jewish American Prince
@creature, I guess its time for nazi jokes then. Why don’t you start that meme.
Adolph Shitler
Hitler’s List
Jew Live Crew
Ovens For Anna
Bowling for Joup
I’m experiencing a serious case of Deja Jew, have we done this meme before?
Adolf Shitler FTW! I got nothin’.
“Someones in the oven with Dinah. Someones in the oven I know. Ow! Ow!”
Hearth, Gin, and Fire.
Mensch Without Hats
In case this has gone too far. I support the B’nai Brith and all things pro-Israeli. You never know when someone is gonna call a hate crime on a comedy site. and I just got out of a pool full of Semite.
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Duddy Kravitzes
Jew Geils Band
Baptist rock band jokes just aren’t as funny.
Thanks, Rev. I had to ask for a halt many months back. I just can’t laugh at my ancestors like that.
^Douchble
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I can only joke because of the horror. My wife’s maternal grandmother was a Holocaust survivor. Her maternal grandfather was a concentration camp Commandant. Granny literally fucked a large family to safety in Canada and died a shrivelled miserable drunk decades later after pretending to be a Polish Catholic to get on a boat to Halifax because the Jews came too late. Nobody wanted them. She never lost her sense of humor and we didn’t kmow she was a Jew until we read her will.
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Mea Culpa over now.
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The Alan Dershowitz Project
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Fingerless hannie gloves and no sense of how to write a song. The kids don’t stand a chance.
@DarkSock 4:37
true dat…but cracker incest jokes never fail to please & jews don’t fuck their siblings
David Hassid-y
Shake Your Buddhah
@ Douchble Helix:
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Of course you can laugh at your ancestors. Great Great Grampa Sock doddled his drunk arse off the boat from Ireland somewhere up Natchez way; married the first Choctaw Hottie he saw; worked and wangled until he owned a tract of land from horizon to horizon; then lost it gambling. That piece of land is now known as Simpson County. If the dumb bastard hadn’t have pissed it away, do you know what I’d be worth today?
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At LEAST $25,000.
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Real Estate FACT.
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Because the one thing they’re not making more of is land.
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Except in Dubai. And Japan. And the Arab Emirates. And the Netherlands. And Louisiana.
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Eh, nevermind.
throwing mensches
Fucking drunk Irishmen. Burp!
cholent femmes
purim for pyros
Fucking drunk Spartans. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvYZRskNV3w&feature=related
hummusstank
10,000 moshiachs
iron mitzfah
moses and the mary l’chaim
we can do a rousing round of catholic humor, anytime, baptists are self-parodying.
red yom chili kippurs
black shibboleth
blue oyster kosher
jethro tulmud
george clinton and the passover funkadelic
bagels against the machine
Blood, Sweat, And Obama’s Chicago Goons
Rahmstein
Metallatka
Bagels against the machine!!!
Bahahahahahaha!!!
Meshugga-na
Schmear Factory
@Ksil, I’m a fan of Sage Against the Machine. Great cover band with a folksy twist.
Type Jew Negative
Metal Synagogue
Gangstarr of David
Ice Jewb
Kid Lox
Alice in L’chaims
Lady Synagogue-gue
Goyrillaz
What? What happened to everyone’s creative jewces? Am I the only jewser on here right now? Oy. This IS bad.
Kinky Friedman and The Texas Jewboys
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Wait…that WAS their name.
Nancy. You are a Jew hating harpie. By Harpie I mean Marx. Can’t we all just get along like the kid diddling Catholics we are. I bet Dark Sock is Catholic living down in the bayou with Bobby Boucher and all them gators and voodoo and remoulades and po’ boy samwiches and gumbo and etoufeille and all that shit and a’ Im getting hungry. That foozball is the Devil.
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Bateses
@RevChad, correction. I’m a jew loving harpy. Now c’mon let’s get this thing to Jewhundered comments.
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Shabatatat
Bon Jewvi
Peace to Max Yasgur on this 38th year since his passing. I include a song of mourning in the tradition of Beth-El Of The Catskills and it’s multiculturalism of the 1960’s man. It has been a long time coming for this sweet Jewish man and his son Dmitri Martin in this haphazard comedy about two guys and two goys looking for the meaning to our poor disperate and desperate lifestyles sheckling us to the Machine that has entwinrd us with madness since the Stuyvesants and Rothschilds man. Fuck am I ever stoned!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! David Crosby had my livers. Melissa Etheridge is the moon to be born 30 odd years after the apaloosa. Fucking summer, eh! Salty BBQ shit, cellulite, and a look at the future of my daughters and the past of Mrs. Kroeger senior. They better marry a good Dermatologist before they get the cheese baby. I have pieces of cheese like that in my stool. And the 16 year old lifeguards at TurboSwim are going to turn my boner into a weapon. Go Jews! Piece ouut/
Challah Kahn
I suppose that counts as a comment. Thanks Rev.
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Paula Abjewl
^http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=81QDKnV36TE.
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She died of a case of black syphillus and cracka bifida. Nancy Dreuche you will meet a similar fate at the age of 99. Before then I will give you instructions on how to make a kosher challah.
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Rheumatological Fact.
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Kinky Friedman is Otay!
Now you’re getting it, DB1.
I FUCCEN CIRCUCMCISED A BEAR ONCCE!
i suck at Jewish-themed memes. that is all.
NancyJewche
The Rabbi Chad Kroeger
Crucial Keppe
Dark Tallis
Baron Von Jewlo
Goy Tempest
Wheezer
Dr. White
Dr. Biggs
Vin Jewchal
Et Jew Douche?
goy bomb
Mr. Scrlatka Head
DoucheyCharoset
C P A Darth Aggie
Steinezy
Dr. Bunsen MilkandHoneydouche
Captain Bringdown’s Mother
Wedgie-Getter
Shmui L
Hilleldoucheis
boatshmaltz
jimi schmendrik
el al cool j
shikse and the banshees
def schlepper
the art of moishe
38 shlimiel
sister schlimazel
the kibbutz and tenielle
john cougar mellenschvitz
Jew Oyster Cult
Jewnior Wells
Mazeltov Tucker Band
Blind Goys of Alabama
Uncle Jewpelo
FYI, I have no issues at all with the tribe, I do believe this is all in good fun and if anyone if offended I apologize
Suite: Judy Blue Eyes
^ “Suite: Jewdy Blue Eyes”
Happy 4th of Jewly!!!!
Karl Densons Tiny Jewniverse
Yarmulke Jagr
alabama torahpussy
That’s right, 200 comments!!!!. Now can we think of something else?
yeshivie ray vaughan and double trouble
Unless “Douchebags’ girl” belongs to a collective of douchebags (what is the collective term for douchebags anyway?) he’s got the “twelve apostletrophes” all wrong…
Yeah! Now this is something evveryone can be proud of! Well except for anyone associated with that crappy video.
im too verklempt to meme……mumma!
Jewllar jörberg – kutse tantsule
What I wouldn’t give to put Mike Tyson into that ring.
I peed in a turtle vonce
The Rolling Rabbis
Wow that McLovin sure turned into a big bag of douche.
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Hemorrhoids
I bet this asshole has Star of David tatts on his elbows.
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2 Live Jews was an actual band – I remember having their cassette tape. For some reason, I remember the lyric “when she fills up the ashtray, she buys another car” – it was a song about JAPs.
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Spinal JAP
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Putz Floyd
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Red Hot Kosher Peppers.
@ Douchble Helix
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Don’t forgot our scarlet haired Gorgon – Mejewsa.