HCwDB of the Week: Silverlake Todd and Young Mom Carol
Last week was a surprisingly strong week for fans of the uberhotts. From the perfect angelic slutty innocence of Old Man Moe’s Perfect Suckle Chomp Salina to Headwound Harry’s Lithe Monica Triplets. From Barely Legal Kelly to Collegiate Vegas Tourist Hotts being stalked by tattpud.
We learned about Moob Shirts and Canadian Wedding ‘Bags.
Then there was the strange case of Prickles the Clown and Crystal’s Meth.
But in the end, this site is about highlighting those truly toxic derivations of hottie/douchey cohabit, and Silverlake Todd with his patented Silverlake Stubble ™ is classic indie coffee drinker douche.
And, as we’ve learned, the truest of true hottie/douchey dialectic is formed when the suckle pooch of feminine coitus spank offers a distinctive lack of cohesive humanity by her choice of male partner. Silverlake Todd and Young Mom Carol are just such a cohabit.
Maybe a bit of a long shot to win the Monthly, but they’re our HCwDB of the Week and I’mma stickin’ to it.
Bagpolean?
Great choice!!!!!, they encapsulate all that is HCwDB, as for Young Mom Carol She deserves some recognition for her milfy hottness.
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Mmmmmmmm!!!!1 Milf
What a great Milf. I’m sure she knows exactly what she wants in bed.
She’s the type of MIlf that’ll cook you dinner at her place, and by her place I mean her ex-husbands McMansion and then will actively engage you in enthusiastic naughtiness.
She’s the type of Milf that’ll let you drive her new Benz convertible while she sits in the passenger seat and by her Benz Convertible I mean the one her ex-husband just paid for.
She’s the type of Milf that’ll let you swim at her pool, while she’s working to raise money for whatever charitable cause du jour she’s working on.
She’s the type of Milf that’ll whisk you away for a long weekend, all expenses paid, to the beach house that her ex-husband no longer has access to yet is still paying for.
She’s the type of Milf that loves to buy you new clothing cause why not her ex’s money is paying for it.
She ain’t that young.
@Carol’s Ex-Husband
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Late’s 30’s early 40’s? either way she’s ripe.
Ripe to spend my money, that’s for sure. Now if you’ll excuse me I’ve gotta go bang my 22 year old secretary.
He’s looks like Jason Mraz without the talent but with the shitty hat
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She looks like the delicious piece of ass you got when you were 22 and had no idea what was in store for you on that Mexican cruise that had the group of twenty “older woman” that left their husbands home for a girls only vacation
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Milquetoasts
wow its like my 5 day black out drunk never happened, now wasn’t i “arguing” with dreuche about something. if memory serves, and mine is served with a double shot on the side, it was why nancy dreuche and the hardy boys gang bang video was good, but it was no texas dildo massacre.
Ah yes: “the truest of true hottie/douchey dialectic is formed when the suckle pooch of feminine coitus spank offers a distinctive lack of cohesive humanity by her choice of male partner.” Well put DB1.
Take note, regs, bronze this, put it atop your monitor, remember this as a mantra for future voted.
She’s the type of milf that wouldn’t give me her phone number or name Thurday night because I forgot I dated her i n school while we shared a cab across town. Bitch.
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Your name is Gaye Adams you miserable old prune. The registrar told me and I know where you live. I retract my offer of candid riverside oral.
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I need a call on the hat. I say auto douche when that kind of hat is worn in combination with any other douche signifier. I was on a weekend cruise to mexico last wekeend and the top-deck swimming pool was chock full of tatted up muscle guys wearing those kinds of hats. What say you, DB1?
@Toilet tongue, clearly you never saw videos 3 through 8 in the gang bang series. Idiot.
She is the type of Milf that would give you a very wet BJ in her BMW convertible, swallow and thank you afterwards.
Young Mom Carol puts the Hot Chick in the Hot Chick With Douchbags, and she knows the prostate is not a gland that should be ignored, if you get my drift.
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The hat doesn’t make him autodouche, he makes the hat autodouche.
Yeah, Young Mom Carol is the perfect combo of hottie/sluzzah. Give her a belt of her favourite tipple – my guess it’d be non-French champoo – and watch her perform. Both hat and Todd are auto. No need for any chicken V egg analysis. Sometimes, douche is what douche wears.
DB1 – any update on Salina’s inauguration into the HOH?
Please make it so..
^Salina. Boing. Boing.
vulva
heh heh
Milf. Miiiilf! Milf.
Look Up Cesc Fabregas
I Swear that guy is him