Sunday, July 10, 2011
Jedward: Eurobaggery Continues
Remember Jedward?
Yeah, me neither.
Apparently, we featured these clowns on the site a few years ago. Well, they is back.
And by back, I mean a triple vomitorium of regurgitated ass suck.
The Great Potato Famine weeps at its failure.
At this moment the Ghost of St. Andrew is driving the snakes back into Ireland.
Old Bushmills just went from 80 to 190 proof.
Bono just turned cool again.
30 million Irish girls just gave up their anal virginity.
Orangemen Unite!
You see, this is why I nearly vomit with rage when somebody waxes on about how Ireland is filled with great culture. Riverdance? Jedward? Sorry, Ireland. Your “culture” is as good as England’s “food” and China’s “birth control.” I don’t know how the hell you people ever ran an empire.
Thankfully I don’t remember Jedward. This is typical Eurostyle jammin’. Remember, Douchebag Hasselhoff is huge over there so the fact they’re shelling out Euros to see the white Kriss Kross doesn’t surprise me.
jedward bonesmokers
Jedward Jizzerhands
what the fuck was that?
Jedward The Grateth
Jedward Grimley
Jedward Clampett
Tennessee Jedward
He’s really blossoming as an artist, and by that I mean they need more cowball on that track.
Harkening back a week: JewTard
I give them credit for their commitment to their art. The only way to get your hair to do that is to be swallowed whole by a humpback whale and – here’s the kicker – make sure that you’re shat out feet first.
For one of them to get that timing right and still wiggle into your ‘Judge Dredd meets Vanilla Ice’ frock by curtain time is impressive. But for two? That’s just divine power at work, my friends.
Jedward Cassidy and Funpants Kid
East of Jedward
The Towering Jedward
Jedward In Seattle?
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There’s not much to go with here.
Das Jedward
Did I just watch a Target commercial?
It’s like the Flock of Seagulls and the Pet Shop Boys had anal sex, took a shit, and breathed life into the results.
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Not that there’s anything wrong with them having anal sex, but did they need to put their love child on stage?
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This video has me longing for the little dickhead last week.
Return Of The Jedward
Jedward And The Cruisers
Special Jedward
Jedward and the Dummkopfs? It kinda reminds me of that gross feeling you get while being hit on by a drunk fat chick in a bar after closing time and you have now where to run as the thunderthighs roll toward ya. You know the one where you would rather puke all over yourself while rolling in your own excriment? Are these Dbags going to be featured at the special Olympics this year? I mean Holy Shit!!! I kinda feel dumber now that I watched that. I think I’ll go bang my head into a cement wall a couple of times to hopefully regain some intelligence. No wonder Europe got their asses kicked in the wars. They deserve another ass kicking just for producing Idiots like these.
Jedward the Creepy Wankscrote
http://hotchickswithdouchebags.com/2010/12/smells-like-poo-jed-the-creepy-wankscrote/
Jedward A-Holes Strike Back
http://hotchickswithdouchebags.com/2011/06/jedibags/#comments
This was the Sunday evening confessional thread here awhile back.
Jedward directing “Plan 9 from Ireland”. Too much of a stretch?
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@Et Tu, loves me some Sunday evening confessionals. Its the best part of church minus the worst part of church.
@Et Tu, 2:33p, thanks for that link. That brought back great memories. Whatever happened to Redouche Reooze Repsycho? That guy was the genius behind horristankulous.
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PS We’re still talking about RUSH.
Times two Beiber like Klaus Nomi is a flash in the pan.
What if Justin Bieber started doing a fwip?
What if he got fake tits?
^ lyrics for a good punk song, gotta finish that
Stephanie NAILED it. Bieber by way of Nomi in terms of appearance. Musically? An unholy mixture of Backstreet Boys, Kajagoogoo, and a lady rhino’s pussy farts, because they smell betterer.
jedward jizzorhands?
this milliegh vanilliegh shit is pure eurotrash vision, a unified and douchey multinational culture of its own.
biffos
BvG FTW.
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Can’t top that, kids.
Agree, though I’d use shart for these minisculities.
Eurovision sounds like an optical disease.
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and looks like one too.
Yeah Edith, Jedward Jizzerhands, let me see you do something better. Granted, Milliegh Vanilliegh is pretty good.
This is what Eurovision is supposed to be about: Baths!t Ukranian nerd hotts with schoolgirl back-up dancers that partially strip said Ukranian halfway through the song.
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You’re welcome.
@nancy, jedward of the rings, the two tossers.
i was laughing too hard, and wondering if that would be such a bad thing. i mean its better than nothing, as grandma always used to say, she was the iowa state fair rhutabega and hand job queen 1951, 1953, 54, 56-62 inclusive. you do not want to ask her what happened in 52 and 55 unless you have some time and apricot brandy you are willing to share.
Why would the patron saint of Scotland be chasing snakes back into Ireland?
Ireland is bancrupt and this is their means to pay back their obligations. Rating: D (Default)
The world has no debt crisis, rather a douchebag crisis; for all the bags borrow money to consumate crystal and whos!! Who gave them the money btw?!?
For big laughs check out the Jebtards on UK music show Never Mind the Buzzcocks.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ja0Cfjjhkwo
^ Jedward on a show named after the Buzzcocks? Pete Shelley just chocked on a cock.
For the honor of Ireland, I must cleanse the palette.
And again. Oh, and fuck you, Metallica, for shitting all over this one. RIP Gary Moore.