Hot Chicks With Douche Bags

7:04 am July, 27 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Boot to the head for him. Gentle inner thigh massage for milky Mayleen with the bootleg purse.
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Inner Children

7:35 am July, 27 jonezy said...

oh Margie on the right with your wry smile indicating that you want me to believe you’re a quirky, sexy demon in the sack, and while I’d like to believe that, I doubt I have the patience to pass all your internal tests before coital retribution.
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So I’ll just hit on blondie instead.

7:45 am July, 27 Mandouchian Candidate said...

Nothing like a fauxhawk to “hide” male pattern baldness.
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Yet another rosary graces our fine sites presence; when is enough enough? The only religion this dude has is when he is screaming “Oh God,” whilst being popsicled by one of his frat brothers.

8:05 am July, 27 RAPETIME said...

Miss Flabbyarms needs to take a few pointers from her blonde sorority sister and either learn the finger-down-the-throat trick or get her ass to a gym.

A good workout would be repetitive arm curls using Marty’s severed head.

8:28 am July, 27 Anonymous said...

Marty has weird hands.

8:44 am July, 27 Chris in 'Baghdad said...

Time for some Brogaine on the ole haid…

8:45 am July, 27 Mandouchian Candidate said...

Nice observation Rapetime; i imagine her arm flab vibrating in a slight breeze to be similar to the old “Baseball card in the spokes” trick.

9:03 am July, 27 The Dude said...

Too many guys in this pic. I think you’ve stumbled upon evidence of the mysterious Higgs Boson element, which turns a “Where’s Waldouche?” pic into “Where Are The Hot Chicks In This Swarm Of Puds?”

9:30 am July, 27 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Marty’s steroid binge and questionable coiff is due in large part to him having a substandard bar mitzvah 9 years ago.

10:17 am July, 27 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

This picture emits a faint odor that is not too pleasant, but not too objectionable… mediocrity.

10:54 am July, 27 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Is DarkSock off in the corner with a horse again? I’m assuming that’s what everyone else is watching. Looks like Marty had his fauxhawk creased by a flying donkey kick before the master got there if you know what I mean (wink, wink, nudge, nudge).

11:12 am July, 27 Stephanie said...

Marty has monkeyhands.

11:16 am July, 27 Stephanie said...

A shake weight to his head is more like it.

11:27 am July, 27 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Marty has been feeling blah since he accidentally filched pamprin from his sister’s purse thinking it was XTC. Now he’s being cockblocked by his little sister’s BFF’s while his sister takes pics for her facebook page. Worst happy hour ever.

11:51 am July, 27 boone doggle said...

Katie Holmes could use a Shake Weight for those matronly arms.

12:24 pm July, 27 Douche Springsteen said...

Eurobag, indeed. This sumbitch just crawled out of the Cro-Magnon valley in Les Eyzies-de-Tayac, threw on some Jesus bling and shaved a ‘hawk onto his head and hit the club.
That brunette is the spitting image of the girl at my local coffee shop who sits in the corner checking her facebook on her $2,000 MacBook Pro and has the good graces to pretend that she doesn’t see me pretending not to look at her the whole time. Class act, all the way.

1:47 pm July, 27 soy bomb said...

lol this is the silliest looking douche ive seen in a while lol
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Clergy.

7:14 pm July, 27 Steve L. said...

even Eorubags need shake weights these days.
sad.

9:52 pm July, 27 creature said...

fool has some odd paws

9:53 pm July, 27 creature said...

this shot taken in Oklhoma…or Indiana?

6:50 am July, 28 Tony Ventresca said...

Looks like the girls have stumbled into a gay bar. Isn’t it crazy visiting the big city?