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Hall of Mock
- Pfah
- DarkSock
- Baron Von Goolo
- Troy Tempest
- Steve L
- Wheezer
- Medusa Oblongata
- creature
- Crucial Head
- Mr. White
- Archidoucheis
- Mr. Biggs
- Vin Douchal
- Sergeant Scrote Stain
- boatbutter
- Captain Bringdown
- Whoop-di-douche
- Jacques Doucheteau
- massengill
- Dr. Bunsen Honeydouche
- Mr. Scrotato Head
- Deltus
- The Reverend Chad Kroeger
- mr.reeve
- Wedgie
- Et Tu Douche?
- Eliza Douchcoo
- dbBen
- soy bomb
- DoucheyWallnuts
- I R A Darth Aggie
- jonezy
- Hermit
- Chris in ‘Baghdad
- Douchble Helix
- the douche is alright
- Choad the Douche Sprocket
- Stephanie
- The Dude
- Dude McCrudeshoes
- Sir David Douchenborough
- Il Douché
- Bag A
- douche equis
- Capt. James T. Douche
- Charles Nelson Douchely
- THEONETRUEDOUCHE
- Merle Baggard
- ehcuodouche
- Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt
- Charles Douchewin
- FredN.
- Ol' Dirty Douchebag
- In memoriam: bcs
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Still not as rancid as Mooby Dick:
http://hotchickswithdouchebags.com/2008/07/mooby-dick/
Of course what made Mooby Dick such a horror was that he immediately followed this assclown:
http://hotchickswithdouchebags.com/2008/07/hcwdb-of-the-month-droopy-mcscrote/
Man, that was a rough couple of days…
Cousin Tom from Tulsa borrowed the Ed-Hardy T and is just happy Mooby let him hang out for the night.
Mooby’s
http://ep.yimg.com/ca/I/jsbstash_2160_6722965
Baldy on right looks extremely grateful for just being in the same shot as the others. It’s a case of ignorance being no excuse, but I’ll vouchsafe notta and recommend he lose the shirt, drink a glass of cement and harden the bejesus up. Dude on left has hands that indicate a massive schlong. Just sayin’.
well, I suppose it’s pretty easy to state the obvious, but as Jeff Doucheworthy would say, “if your V-neck results in you showing more cleavage that your girlfriend, you might be a douchebag”
“if you have your V-neck shirt custom made with patterns to match your shitty arm tatts, you might be a douchebag”
“if your hair is gelled into a spike with more than zero prongs, you might be a douchebag”
Sal Moobio
“if your designer jeans cost more than your monthly rent, you might be a douchebag”
“if your blogger software warns you that you’re ‘going too fast, slow down’, you might be a douchebag hunter”
Francis Moob Coppola
Joe Moobtegna
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Bart
Dueling memes ^
If you wear more jewelry than your girlfriend you’re a douchebag.
“If you’re scanning the room looking for faces to push in ’cause they’re looking at your girl’s cartoccios , you might be a douchebag”
Danny Moobaduce
Greasy L. Manboob represented Satan at the church picnic where he was pitted against the guest speaker, Robert Duvall. They arm wrestled in the midday sun for a twelve pack of Miller Lite. Duvall dislocated Manboob’s shoulder in less than four seconds, then peed on his exposed belt buckle.
After the picnic the guests all retreated to their mountainous dwellings. Hilltop cannibals must drag their victims to higher elevations in the intense heat, but rarely come down to play amongst the death-stench and radioactivity. Panicked corn stalks are making their way into flooded fallout shelters, but that’s life in rural Amërïkä.
I hope to inform the public about the simple life in Redstate flyover country, hoping to attract tourists and investors.
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Thank you.
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city slickers
Guy with the boobs spent so much time in the gym,can’t smile or relate to anything other than some crotch smelly weight bench.
SulkDouche and Greta McPermSkull need to switch blouses.
^Oops, almost forgot: “lol”
John Moobavich
Robert Mooby Jr.
Julia Mooberts
Walter Moobhau
Drew Boobiemore or Drew BarryMoob?
Mooby Doo
The Mooby Brothers
Moob Kids On the Block
Mad Eye Mooby
Mooby & The Banshees
Jerry Lee Moobis
Mooby Dork
Mooby in the sky with diamonds
Moobing Pictures
Jiffy Moob
KHAAAAAAAANNNNNN!!!!!!!!
Quaker State & Moob
Moob Steak Boogie
Moobtorboat?
Fox Moobs, Fair & Balanced
Brand Moobians
Ali Booby and the Forty Thieves
Conan The Boobarian
2001: A Moob Odyssey
A Clockwork Moob
Moobs for Allah
ZZ Moob
Moob Organ
Reservoir Moobs
Planet Of The Moobs
Send in the Moobs
Moobs Over Hanoi
Two Moobs For Sister Sarah
The Longest Moob
40 Acres and a Moob
Gone With The Moob
Moobtime For Bonzo
YouMoob
The Bad Moob Bears
High Moob
St Louis Moobs
Moobie Nights
Moob Man Group
Pat Mathaney and Mahogany Moob
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Funny shit. I have to go host the demise of 70s rock bands at the park now. fUCKING HIGH SCHOOL REUINIONS.
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Moobs
Big Railroad Moobs
New Minglewood Moobs
Dave Moobeck Quartet
Death Cab For Moobie
Dr Dre & Snoop Mooby Moob
Gov’t Moob
John Mayall & The Moobsbreakers
The Moobs & The Abstract Truth
Moobfellas
Moobformers
Big Head Todd and the Moobsters
The Psychedelic Moobs
The Mooby Blues
Fernwood Moobnight
Blue Oyster Moobs
or
Moob Oyster Cult
Mooby Doo
Moob Tube
Moob over Miami
The Honeymoobers
Two Guys, Two Moobs and a Pizzeria
Moob NIght Fever
The Good, the Bad and the Moobly
A Fistful of Moobs
Moobday Afternoon
Married to the Moob
The Moob from U.N.C.L.E.
Moobnight Cowboy
My Favorite Moobtian
I Dream of Mooby
^ Wait. That doesn’t sound right. Strike that last one.
The Mooby Bunch
The Hunt for Red Moobtober
Moobspotting
one………………………………………….
hundred……………………………….
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bitches
Start spreadin’ the moobs, I’m leavin’ today. 101
Moob fever, Moob fever.
We know how to do it.
Gimme that moob fever, moob fever.
We know how to show it
Moob 54 Where Are You?
Give me herpes or give me Moob!
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wait. That doesn’t sound right….
the best part of this picture? Everyone is looking into the camera, except Mr Douche Moobs, who thinks that staring off into the distance will give the picture that “Soviet Socialist Realist” look. Unfortunately it only makes him look like an idiot.
Mooby And The Blowfish
I like the face on the dude in the middle. I’m gonna feel bad when I bash it with a trashcan.
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Hunters.
Batmoob
Moob Over Miami
Blue Moob
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I see you there at 3:16, BVG. Snerk. A win among wins.
High Moob
The HoneyMoobers
Mooblighting
Man In The Moob: The Andy Kauffmoob story
Hill Street Moobs
Moobstruck
Dark Side of the Moob
Bad Moob On The Rise
It’s a marvelous night for a Moob Dance
Harvest Moob
Well Hell…this row has been firmly tilled.
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I shall veer into the opposite ditch:
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Moob Blouse Guy is so gay he calls Top Gun ‘That Volleyball Movie’
^props to Jon Stewart on that one
Moob Blouse Guy is so gay he buys Brawny Towels for the picture of the guy and uses the roll as a FleshLight™
Moob Blouse Guy is so gay the first 3 seconds of his pee stream looks like YooHoo™
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Huey Lewis & The Moobs
Hermit is a genius
Moob Blouse Guy is so gay………. I got nothing
Blue Moob of Kentucky, keep on shinin’….
Moob Blouse guy is so gay, Elton John called him a faggot.
Moob Blouse guy is so gay, Richard Simmons challenged him to a dance-off.
Moob Blouse guy is so gay, he shits bowling balls.
Moob Blouse guy is so gay, The Grand Canyon visits his asshole every summer.
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Okay, now I’m pushing it.
Moob Blouse guy is so gay, he snorts anal beads out his nose when he laughs too hard
I was actually thinking of that Sesame Street jingle “which one of these things is not like the other.” Because I only see one person in this pic with a non-cleavage flaunting neckline.
Moobvage?
That’s not a shirt. It’s more like a rag with sleeves. He’s more like a mannequin than human being.
Perhaps I haven’t been checking in on the site enough recently, but I really don’t see what’s so wrong with this pic- GAAHHHH!!!
Moob blouse guy is so gay he has a hard water stain ringed around his forearm.
Moob blouse guy is so gay his farts have impregnated 14 women.
Moob River
Moob blouse guy is so gay he can store pods in his rectum
…pods of gray whale
btw, nice Grillzz DS
Moob blouse guy is so gay George Plimpton thinks he putts from the rough
Moob on.org