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Friday, July 1, 2011
Nayara and the Grapefruits
We’ll give Nayara only a stage-1 or early stage-2 doucher status for the stupid tatts, crotch-thrusting method of pose, and stupid buzz haircut.
As to the Grapefruits, like firm, lucious mellons of the biblical fruit of Moses wandering pluck slap, they feed baby suckle happy penguin feet dance like only the purest of Sissyfusian ambrosia and nectar wrung from the hand towel of Aphrodite after her last kegger.
Friday, July 1, 2011Friday Haiku
Some men are from Mars;
These women are from Venus.
He’s from Uranus.
His Hardy undies
are lined with Saturn’s rings and
Jupiter’s brown eye.
– Wheezer
These girls look as if
Tropical fish got their wish
To be human Bleeths
– Vin Douchal
Tilted camera
Meant to make scene look edgy
Next time use an axe
– Mr. Scrotato Head
PTP Hottie
On left looks a bit dismayed.
Barbizon School lied.
– Wedgie
Did this bar do right
thing and plant Venus Flytraps
just above the bar?
– Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche
The Photographer
used a “dutch angle”; but Tim
asked for “dutch rudder”…
– everything but the gonad
