Wednesday, July 27, 2011
Petey Mocks the Pear
“And lo, for he that mocketh the Holy Pear of Antioch with Spiketh of Hair shall know the wrath of the lord your G-d, and vengance shall stricketh down uponst him in the form of crotch itch and bad credit ratingth. For he smellseth like Bodyspray and is a douchebageth.”
— The Book of Doucheteronomy, 11:38
Want to mock but am mesmerized by pear, succulent yummy pear
How dareth he mock a chick with FLOOZIE written on her buttocks! Have you no shame Petey?! For the love of pear!
I think her ass actually says “FLOODPLAIN”.
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And with a pear like that I can imagine her rosebud would burst its banks on many an occasion.
@Jeff
I think it says FLOODGATE, either that or she’s a huge Maynard Fergusn fan and it says FLOOGLEHORN which is the english spelling of said instrument. Ironic too in that it’s a wind instrument
schlortzoid needs a stern bitch slapping!
It appears the DB1 is a G-d fearing man, as I hath long suspected with approval…
Petey there has a righteous tattoo of a Scotty dog on his right shoulder. Awesome bro, I bet that keeps you schlong deep in vagage!
Petey says: Her butt stinks like… butt.
I like her butt like I like my buds.
Smoking!
Did I miss anything? I was out racing on the west coast
we get it Petey. you don’t like girls.
but we do.
Oh look! A supersoaker!
@Medusa – good to see you here. I likes yer car.
@Troy–thanks! I had some top secret clown business to take care of here at the shop that involved neither making money or having fun, but it needed to be done. And now I can get back to doing what I do best….being an asshole.
Glad to see you as well Medusa. I’ve been quite busy myself. Not clown busy. That shit freaks me out. Just work busy.
Top secret clown business?
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So that’s why Michael Weston got burned…
Since I always miss Friday Haiku due to circumcisions beyond my control I present one here…
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Mock the Pear? Beware
Fleshy mounds of succulence
Are the main food group
“I’m crushing your hole…“
If he pokes any harder, more air will come rushing out that pearse, er pear, er arse of hearse, er hers.
Dammit.