Saturday, August 20, 2011
Comment of the Week: The Reverend Chad Kroeger
The Honorable Reverend wins the covered HCwDB Comment of the Week with this exasperated diatribe in response to Wankus McHannibull’s tri-hott macking.
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I have to give him a pass because things are working out just as he had planned. Cigar is the deal maker for me. If I could get an ugly tat, shave my head, light a cigar and clench these little mounds of legal sex chimps then I would get an ugly tat. If I wasn’t married and had kids and getting old and falling apart heart conditions and drunk and stoned and shit. I gots a congregation to lead that would enjoy the three Schtroumphettes above as part of my patented Trouser Choir Trio.
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And I pity the fool that doesn’t dig these chicks.
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Ace
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I don’t know who this Reverend Chad Kroeger is but he seems like an all right kind of guy.
Re: The Reverend Chad, I don’t see him running a billion dollar corporation anytime soon.
The fool that doesn’t dig those tri-hott chicks was probably bottle-fed.
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Cream of What?
The fool that doesn’t dig those tri-hott chicks was probably bottle-drilled
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Whoremo
^ hoemoe
Sorry, Oprah, but ONLY Rev-Chad types run billion dollar corporations. Haven’t you watched the news for the last three years?
I know nothing of billion dollar corporations and Rev Chad’s heart condition…but I do know that chesty little, arched-back hotts with Suzy Creamcheese mouths make the best buttered muffins on earth.
My B DarkSock. I meant to add responsibly to the end of that. Now where did I put those collard greens?
Quite frankly, the Reverend Chad could win comment of the week every week. He is the commenter mockers should aspire to. He is like our Austin Powers. To paraphrase Basil Expedition, “Men want to be like him, women want to be with him, and douchebags and bleeths fear his mock.”
@DW 6:02p Now I don’t speak for all of us, but your statement isn’t entirely true. I would like to remain as far away from the honorable RevChad’s faulty ticker and drugged out dicker as much as humanly possible.
What’s wrong with a drugged out dicker?.
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.”If your dick…won’t get hard…on cocaine…what would you ax’d it?”.
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.Pookie
Slutty Shana looks much more alluring in this pic than she did the last one. Me likey.
The guy in this pic is using “There’s Something About Mary” hair gelm. Looks good on you, brah. No, really.
When girls make duck lips, do they quack?
Slutty Shana… So… Slutty… Groin… Exploding…
Whew. That’s better. I hope she knows how to call a cab.
Dear Charles Darwin: Can a chimpanzee be taught how to be a complete and total douchebag?
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When a chimpanzee makes the duck lips pose, dues it quack?
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Monkees
^does
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typoid disease brought on by alcohol intake
When an asshole makes duck lips, does it make an ass quack?
When a MILF makes duck lips, does she have a quack baby?
vulva!
Not disparaging R. Chad, mind you. Bewildered and Golly-Stoned is a great way to go through life. I aspire to attain entrance to Mighty-Land.
Lou Diamond Phillips can really pull that tail.
Honorable?
This is a weird thread…but that is a heck of a trio of some sort of hotts. No MENSA members I am sure, but who cares?
I haven’t been so thrilled since Mrs. Kroeger healed from the radical vaginaplasty last week. Poor thing kept getting her labia stuck in her zipper tripping on her uterus and shit and has to spend her time waiting for surgery in a Cozy. The hysterctomy part got rid of the proplapse and the CDC is investigating the 50 pounds of leftover genital waste and puss. I have a new little Penis Purse to stash my Zyzz-sized junk in.
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OB/GYN’s
Speaking of crotchal reconstruction, I heard on the news this morning that Kim Kardashian got married and will make as much as $20 M on all of the exclusive rights. What the fuck is wrong with the world when that Slapwhoar abortion of a celebrity is famous for being a slut who hangs around douchebags and her sasquatch sister opening bars and shit? I gots to calm down with some Sunday smoking and sipping or destroy all media portals to the plantation.
@Rev Chad
What has Kim Kardashian ever done worth 20 million dollars?
You guys are all Jelly!!!, Kim Kardashian is a very talented person and deserves all the money she’s earned. Yeah she boned a D-list wanna be rapper who tricked her into filming the said boning session. And yeah that vaulted her into the human conscience but ever since then she’s been a pillar of good taste instilling good values to us all.
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Her sister, the one “The Rev” refers to as Sasquath, is smoking hot and if I wasn’t in still in mourning over my Bro’s tragic yet comical death I’d challenge her puny chested husband to a fight so she could see what a real man is all about.
@chestbrah
Um, yeah, he totally “tricked” her into filming it, then releasing it on the internet. I totally buy that. Yes.
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Also, everybody knows her sister isn’t a Sasquatch. She’s a wookie.
@ChestBrah, how many babes have you filmed without them signing anything? And by babes I mean dudes, and by filmed I mean felching video.
cervix!
…sorry y’all, all I got time for…big shoe goin
clitoris!…had time for that
Rev Choad Kracker, er, uh, sorry, Chad Kroeger, reminds me of an old cousin o’ mine who used to show off at circle jerks in the backwoods of Santa Monica, then head for the Pier and a jump in the sea cuz he was feelin’ the need for some “crucial head”
bangin’.
Ah, memories.
Is there some sort of school we can send the retardo-douches to so they can learn to make an actual “shocker”? This is embarrassing even for them.
@ Rev Chad
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Congrats brother. You would happen to have some of them super clam down pills you ship my way do ya? I gotta put up a rant a little later after what I saw this past weekend.
clam? Seafood? Goddman I can’t type. “Calm down pills”. Yeah, that’s what I need.
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