Tuesday, August 23, 2011
Fey Allan and Brenda Call for World Peace
Little known trivia: “Pink Stars on a Speedo” was also the working title for the Plastic Ono Band.
Okay okay, Brenda could stand to lose a few. But Zafig should not always be an automatic disqualification. And besides, it’s early. When it’s early, and the DB1 can’t find his socks, Brenda’ll do.
Harvey Cumstein and the woman swim team from Homoslavia celebrate their win in the 300m Plotch at the Adriatic Summer Games. And by celebrate, I mean EWWWWWWWWWWGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
Excuse me M’am! Would you please put your top back on. You are scaring the children.
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Dubrovniks
More like “Brenda will doo”. Yuck. Sign the petition to keep pusbodies off the site.
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Chubbies.
Wasn’t Mr. Clean on here before in some other banana hammock? Once an image is burned into your brain…
Well he’s one letter off from being a hobo, buy she definitely fits the fat chick part of the equation. Oh wait, this is Hotchicks with Douchebags not FatChicks with Homos.
There’s a “t” in “zaftig”. But she’s not that, anyways.
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This is a HCwDB fail. I just pray they ain’t Americans.
Midwestern Couple Makes Poor Decision. I see no douche nor a hott here. These poor folks just don’t know any better. These two just saw Jersey Shore and figured that’s what was happening, it being on the tv and all.
Brenda is quite refreshing, I say that cause she’s a little plumb, she’s not wearing anything garish and looks like she’s just having a fun time. I bet she’s all kinds of enthusiastic, jiggly & giggly fun in the sack.
I’m pretty sure John Largeman would approve of Brenda.
Not to be all yiddish, but it’s “zaftig”. With a T. As in T’bag.
The bigger the cushin, the sweeter the pushin, or so I have read.
My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo. I want to sink her with my pink torpedo.
Big bottom, big bottom, talk about mud flaps my girl’s got ’em. Big bottom drives me out of my mind, how can I leave this behind?
I’ll take Brenda’s perky boobies with a little extra jiggle down below.
I’ll give Fay Allan a Louisville Slugger to the skull for wearing that crime against humanity of a panty.
I’ve porked a whole lot of Brenda’s in my day. Most of the time I thoroughly enjoyed it, and on a few bright shining occasions, I could picture my groin as the singularity beneath the event horizon of Brenda’s mouth. Schwarzschild radius, motherfuckers.
I decided to get a tattoo last weekend- it’s pretty sweet.
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it’s just below my belly button and it says:
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http:/tinyurl
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with an arrow pointing down right below it. Fuckin awesome!!!
World Peace could stand to use a more attractive poster couple.
Maybe it’s the Pop Tarts talking, but not only would I enjoy some alone time with Brenda, but I’d also wear the pink mankini to attract her. Maybe it’s my age. Maybe it’s that I’ve come to terms with my station in life.
And “Whirled Piece” is my favorite nude dance move.
yeah….I’d harpoon Brenda…& brag about it
I don’t think Brenda will be able to find your socks, either, boss. I’m pretty sure you lost them playing a game of “hide the sock” last night, during the vodka haze.
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I’ll admit that I wouldn’t mind spending some “quality time” with Brenda. But she’s got to bury the Howie Mandel clone to his neck near the water line at low tide.
He’s sporting a little chubby.
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Sorry…
I still don’t think this guy’s a douche. I’m not saying the pink speedo is allowable in any civil society but the dude’s clearly harmless. With a true douche we’d all get the feeling these two would be agents of Satan here to lower the standards and make us all pay a higher psychic price for being here but these two just don’t seem to understand proper poolside etiquette.
Marvin counts off his nipples including the third one on his stomach and the one hidden above his wee ball sack
BBW , google it
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Fucctards
brenda can toss my salad any day!
…..YOU HORNY CUNTS!
I just want to give these two noogies and make them feel uncomfortable for existing until they give in to my demands and put on some clothes. I ain’t askin for much.
@Hurl Scheibe…thanks. Now I have the undeniable desire to watch This is Spinal Tap…
Allen looks endowed enough to penetrate Brenda’s navel
Don’t worry boss. I see what you did there.
Spinal Tap is the pinnacle of human reasoning. I love that movie!!
I feel sorry for Fay Allan.
An egg shaped skull, a Mangina and a pink panty. God dealt this poor bastard a really shitty hand.
Brenda’s expression says, “he cannot fill me”
Brenda confirms Allen’s claim of 2″
@ Et Tu Duche, 7:34 AM –
I like them a little plumb, too. Perpendicularity is a respectable trait in a modern hominid.
I’m confused .. is Brenda the one in the Pink Shorts?
For as bad as he is, he would look better in the bikini than she does. Not that I want to see that, tho…
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Yiddishers
What a fuckin train wreck. It looks like he tried to do some sort of full body shave reveal about 4 days before this pic was taken and he has the patented Silver Lake Stubble on his entire torso.
She is the type you try to do the drunken self-convince that she’s not really that fat, so you can pork her without feeling guilty.
I agree with Señor Bastardo that this guy is a harmless euro-plebe, gets a pass. But he is scaring the children. And me.
This douche has one pointy head. Was he pulled out of his mother’s vag with salad tongs?
Sometimes people should re-think posting photos of themselves,when they look like this. Why draw attention to your pink star area,when there’s nothing worth looking at?
The beer catch 22- If you are bald and wear a pink speedo, you like to have a few women who like to tip back a few( 6 packs). Yet, those six back can add on the extra pounds. Therefore the relationship only last until she becomes the fat drunk chick-rather than the hot drunk chick-Or she is so vain that she agrees to keep drinking, stops eating and works out daily
Reminds me of that famous line in “Babe”
That’ll do pig.
The dude on the right denied my last mortgage.
The dude on the left offered me an “alternative financing arrangement”, if I’d bone him.
I was surprised to find he was a she.
Perhaps it was the coke…
I would bang her like a screen door….and any guy that says he wouldn’t is lying….or gay…
for once, a little dieting just might be more important than world peace.
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just a little dieting will do. Brenda’s not that bad.
This poor ‘bag could only afford one fake dog tag and half a swimsuit. I could lend him a dog tag but nothing to be done for the pink bikini bottom the pantywaist is wearing. Hit the gym bro. And take the bitch with.
Gaybaldpinkspeedowearingpointyheadedhomosez “two…?”
Yeah, I know Brenda… I fucked huh!
and playing the role of a circumcised penis for the 30th year in a row is Fey Allen!!!!
fap fap fap squirt.
“Mr DB1-achev, TAKE DOWN THIS WALL of CHUBB!”
And please explain why a choadie like this wears a Speedo. I thought they were meant to advertise assets.
Is that a third nipple on his stomach?
Ok. Who brought the shaved Hamster?
/Bangable Brenda. Just do it.
Does the faggot really think he looks attractive or half ways presentable in public wearing queer pink fucking Speedos of all things and his anemic Pillsbury Doughboy impression? Just hanging out with that dick sucking tub of lard marks Brenda a 3rd class loser not to mention she could stand to lose a few pounds.