Wednesday, August 10, 2011
Gruber and Milya Listen to Autobahn Ja?
boom siss boom siss boom siss boom siss….
When ze rhythm hits ze sternum, Gruber cannot be responsible for ze desire to remove his shirt, Ja? He blames ze music. An ze Jews.
NOTE: The editors of HCwDB would like to apologize for making the lazy, obvious and not particularly creative joking assumption that Germans are still anti-Semites nearly seven decades after electing Adolph Hitler as their chosen messiah. This type of lazy and substandard stereotype humor has no place at HCwDB. The editors promise to avoid such lazy humor in the future. If all the Armenians in Glendale would just learn to drive properly on the 134, this never would’ve hapened.
His swagger sucks.
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Son.
DB1 will be here all the week.
That’s what you get for calling a spade ‘a spade’.
Get this kid a big sandwich. I’ve seen healthier Somalian refugees.
where is the HC? somebody is spending to much time tending the alpacas, no?
…and there’s nothing like a hot Bavarian blondie sporting black eyebrows.
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.It’s almost enough to get me to get out that Aryan Nation shirt I retired long ago….and get back to marching in unison.
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apologies, i meant ‘too’ too much ….. fuck im high!
I think the large illegal neo-nazi movement in Germany support the lazy and obvious assumption. Speaking poorly about the tribe is a widely uninforced hate-crime in the Mozzerland.
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Fucking Nazis
That stud in his ear is bigger than his head! Never mind the 1 DM shades he picked up at the local petrol station……egads!
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Dieters
BTW, I never realized a simple cut and paste worked in the comment section.
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Idiot (me)
Come on. WTF? Seriously. WTF?
Like this. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHZR9SA5p0q
^What Wallnuts correctly copied and pasted. Fuck. If he learned HTML in one day, damnit I’m going to do it in seven. Fucking old fingers.
My 5 year old has more asthetic than this skinny puppy. He’s an extreme ectomorph with no knowledge of Frank Zane like he’s a vacuum poser,,,
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She is not joocy , brahs , I’m not even jelly
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Neckbeards
A pink floaty around his waist?? Ok then.
He’s on a stepstool, and she’s a pedophile.
Yeah, chicks can be into that too – just look at some of the teachers I wish I had.
Granted, some of ’em are softon material, but when you’re 12…?
http://www.zimbio.com/The+50+Most+Infamous+Female+Teacher+Sex+Scandals
I really feel bad for these two. I keep expecting Sally Struthers to pop into the frame and implore me to donate money to them.
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That, and keep them far away from priests and scout leaders.
He’s no Chestbrah that’s for sure.
If anything (a feather, a grain of sand, an electron, etc.) hit this schnitzel in the chest it would cause massive internal bleeding and all the Jagermeister would come spilling out.
She’s more of a douche than him! If not, she’s definitely more masculine.
She is pretty cute; for now.. “pre-skank” choices such as Gruber here will preparing her for that 15 minute spot on C.O.P.S. sitting in the mud, missing a tooth because she ate the end of his box of Fiddle Faddle, eventually deciding not to press charges… “cause he loves her”.
she’s got eyes like Anakin Skywalker …at the end of Jedi.
Wretch-a-Sketch/Scribbles points and laughs at Gruber: “Eat a sandwich, dude.”
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Gruber fires back: “Zhoo should vatch out vile taking der shteroids, ja?”
I gotta side with Wretch^, however – if Gruber would put away a few Bic Macs or weinerschnitzels, he might grow into those shades.
Or hell, even Big Macs.
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Fuccen lack of a proofreader…..
Gruber looks like a Laotian lotion boy. He can often be seen frolicking poolside, with bottle of lotion tucked into his shorts to keep it warm, offering rub-downs for 2 Euro.
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Milya flunked out of beauty school and is trying to get into a course for toaster repair.
Re: the frightening level of malnutrition in Exhibit A.
My testimony: “I remember my first three years on cocaine…”
The building behind them appears to be hopelessly out of plumb. Which reminds me, I must be off to the dumpster behind the Piggly Wiggly because I’m hopelessly out of plums. Not to mention figs.
I’m good with the Jews
You will be hearing from “Karens” jew lawyers for this one DB1. The only way to get out of this is to send to send me a peen pic. Unless you don’t do “nudes.” Then I will accept an AssPear pic for the crew as payment because I finally know how this place works after a year and a half of intense observation. Soon I will be delivering you all my final psych diagnosis on each and everyone of you. Free of charge of course. Spoiler alert: Its starts with daddy and ends with issues. I hope I have been of some service. 😉
Hey, Barely Chillegal:
Are those lawyers left-handed?
No Daddy Issues for me, thanks. I already ate.
Not for nothing, but neither of these two freaks look especially Aryan to me…
@BED, of course they’re left handed. Is there any other kind of jew lawyer?
Referring to those shades as “bug glasses” seems doubly appropriate when you’re built like a walking stick.
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Five bucks says that after they make the bug with two backs, she eats him.
That guy is skinny as fuck. I’m jealous.
I say give Gruber and Mila a break. These guys are the only ones propping up the whole European economy at the moment.
Gruber even gave them his lunch money.
It’s been 70 years. 99.9% of Germans of Adolf’s time are dead.
However, what remains is the fact that Hitler was never elected via a majority in a general election.
Check your history, bubbie.
You’re a smart guy. A review of facts is in order.
@creature, you can call me that when I start complaining about you calling me that, sugar tits.
@creature, you may be right, about me being a DC, this was in response to your question in another thread. I guess you win this round.
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Gramps.
his biggest muscle is his forehead
He’s another pupa. The pupae almost deserve their own category, and by that I mean fish slaps.
@barely,
Eagerly awaiting my psych eval. I’d bet on solipsism… But you apparently are the expert.
@McCrudeshoes, I was gonna tell you not to worry about the cost and that I was gonna charge you a group rate, but then I see I did say I would do it for free to begin with. Damn my humanity!
When he was young he was served one hot meal a day – a bowl of steam. Get this guy a SAMMICH!
Also, he’s got sucha receding hairline, and he so douchie that by the time he’s 40, the Grieco Virus is going to turn him into NOSFERATU:
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_6DpEiwWPjI8/TMtRnbeFfdI/AAAAAAAAKHs/uf_vWiLvcd4/s1600/nosferatu1979.jpg
I don’t know. I kind of like her Rose of Jericho tattoo.
@Barely,
Usually the memory is the first thing to go, Sybil.
Is this Jeb the creepy wankscrotes untattoed brother?
Hitler Youth Frolic?
Skinheads.
Take the Skinheads Bowling.
Best Camper Van Beethoven song EVER.
Deer Milya: you could break him in half. So be careful.
In response to the radiation cloud over Japan, the youth have begun to develop exoskeletons.
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Too soon?
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Enola Gays.
Hey skinny dumb shit. You are not cool. Your sunglasses look stupid.and your girlfriend looks like your sister. You head is too big for your body, it looks like it’s going to fall off. Stop acting like you matter, your friends think you’re an asshole.
Doucheweasel–I’m not seeing where a majority was ever mentioned, and Hilter WAS elected, even though it looked a lot like the Bush election of 2000, so I’m confused about what facts are wrong.
DB1 said: “nearly seven decades after electing Adolph Hitler as their chosen messiah”
Hitler was not democratically elected as leader/chancelor. His party got something like 20%-30% of the popular vote. After some turmoil, his party was put at the head of a coalition. Thereafter, they used this position to leverage more power through repressive policies.
Now, if you are still confused idfma, please go to your local library and open a history book.
As an aside, I’m not sure when DB1 last visited Deutchalnd. I was there in 1998. While antisemitism is present all around the world, what I found striking was the proportion of inter-ethnic couples walking the streets. Even in the most urban settings in the US, you will not see so many mixed couples.
Much love for the Armenian drivers joke! Living between the two heaving sweaty orbs of Armenian population, Glendale and Pasadena, I get to see tons of their driving.
May the babushka never fall from Grannies head.
Armenian douches driving Dads BMW to Glendale city college are a force of uberdouche poo.
BeiberSchneizel.
Holy Toledo, so glad I cilkced on this site first!
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