Wednesday, August 17, 2011
Johnny Lives the Dream
The dream involves mandanahead.
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Hall of Mock
- Pfah
- DarkSock
- Baron Von Goolo
- Troy Tempest
- Steve L
- Wheezer
- Medusa Oblongata
- creature
- Crucial Head
- Mr. White
- Archidoucheis
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- Deltus
- The Reverend Chad Kroeger
- mr.reeve
- Wedgie
- Et Tu Douche?
- Eliza Douchcoo
- dbBen
- soy bomb
- DoucheyWallnuts
- I R A Darth Aggie
- jonezy
- Hermit
- Chris in ‘Baghdad
- Douchble Helix
- the douche is alright
- Choad the Douche Sprocket
- Stephanie
- The Dude
- Dude McCrudeshoes
- Sir David Douchenborough
- Il Douché
- Bag A
- douche equis
- Capt. James T. Douche
- Charles Nelson Douchely
- THEONETRUEDOUCHE
- Merle Baggard
- ehcuodouche
- Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt
- Charles Douchewin
- FredN.
- Ol' Dirty Douchebag
- In memoriam: bcs
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The Al Qaada Corey Feldman. Or is that redundant?
Human League, the early years.
In an 80s mood I guess.
he deserves being ass raped with a frozen cat.
Raccoons are sexy…dontcha think?
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T’was a grizzly femboy named Johnny
Who thought that his look was money
His bass playing sucks
We assume that’s the crux
Getting tossed out of bands ain’t funny
Whenever I see effeminate dudes like this just I just try to remember that the NHL season is around the corner. The team of Espo, Cheevers, Orr, Bucyk, Cashman, Hodge, Neely, Milbury, O’Reilly , Bourque, Thomas, Chara, Lucic and the great fighter, Stan “The Indian” Jonathon, are the reigning champs.
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Kerfuffle loving Poutine eaters
I like poutine…it goes great with poontang.
Nobody caught the John Cougar reference in the title of yesterday’s last post.
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Country Rockers
Darksock 9:37 FTW!!!
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just shat meself
Rockerbag doesn’t quite fit him.
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Polkabag. Yeah, that’s it.
There are two kinds of people in the world.
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None of them are pictured here.
I have a strong feeling. OK, let’s just say it’s fact, that without the washed-out out lighting we’d be in for a real horror show of pock-marks, acne, open sores, skin lesions, ulcers, and possibly plague. This buds for you, Mr. Horrible Lighting Picture Taker, for sparing us from that nightmare.
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Now let’s throw some quick-lime on these corpses and find some living souls to mock.
Night of the Living Douche
@Rev- The Jack and Diane reference was subtle…
@ Dude McCrude 10:18: Real men of genius, indeed. I’ll bet you could put a weeks worth of clothes in the bags under all of their eyes,….
@Medusa,
I would guess saddle bags, as the Bleeths look like they have been ridden hard.
The drummer for Nurse Shark (the best Great White tribute band in the Worcester metro area) sure can pull the C-list groupie tail.
The bass player for Odd Assortment (the best Motley Crue tribute band in the Biloxi metro area) sure can pull the C-list groupie tail.
The tambourine player for Husking Dudes (the best all-gay Husker Du tribute band in the Duluth metro area) sure can pull the C-list fag hags.
The assistant roadie for 3/16 Inch Socket Wrench (the best Tool tribute band in the Des Moines metro area) sure can pull the C-list groupie tail.
The singer and guitar player for Lez Zeppelin* (the best all-lesbian Led Zeppelin tribute band in the NYC metro area*) sure can pull the rocker douche.
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*Lez Zeppelin is a real thing. Sorry for the insult, ladies.
The singer band bass player for Orifice (the best Hole tribute band in the Akron metro area) sure can pull Jiffy Lube employee tail.
The singer for Spruce Ringtree and the Elm Street Band (the best arboreal-themed Springsteen tribute band in the Portland metro area) sure can pull eco-groupie tail.
I’m all alone here, aren’t I?
@ Mr. White
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Clearly you don’t recognize Syd Lasciviousness from Naughty Guns (the best Sex Pistols band in the greater Phoenix metro area) and his ability to affect a faux British accent. He says awe-inspiring things like “Wot? These crisps are a bit stale” and “Y’know mate, I once shagged a baby white rhinoceros once. It was when we was on tour with Slobbering Babelfishand The Qooters.”
@Vin
You left out Nevin Markwart a ferocious open ice hitter and middleweight supreme.
Is this some kind of crappy band? Like we need another one.
it’s official: Matthew Good is a fucking douchebag.
He lives the dream, yet it is my nightmare