Tuesday, August 16, 2011
Lance Holds On to 36 As Long As He Can
Tastefully sexy Marjorie knows that the silly star patterns go on bikini, not the chest area.
Lance read a book once.
It was by Deepak Chopra.
He was confused. And bored. So he had a beer.
His tattoo means “Live that you may Live.” I wish this guy was aborted. I have a feeling the best parts of him ran down the crack of his mothers ass.
Young Courtney Cox sure can pull the dangerously insane douche variety. It will be shame when all they find of her is a puddle of blood and saline out by the wood-chipper.
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Actually, DB1, the stars should be the bikini. Lose the straps. Lose the cups. 1 to 3 sticky-backed stars (depending upon where you are) are all you need to tastefully sunbathe. IMHO.
More pics of Marjorie please! Lets see that bawd!
She looks like she drank her milk as a child. I look like I want to milk her.
I think we’re only seeing her top half because the bottom is covered in groin veins.
@The Dude, and how exactly does that look?
@Pornlorn Star,
A nice cameltoe sans groin veins would be very refreshing right now. In many ways. I think we need to see more of Marj.
@McBoobshoes, I’m just saying maybe this photo was cropped to spare us vagveinage. Perchance Marj has a modeling site to peruse. Don’t you just love aspiring models?
@Mandouchian Candidate :
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I thought the tat said Hive at Hiva’s. I just assumed he was a part of some new collective?
fuckshitpiss…im outta rollies! YOU CUNTS!
I respectfully disagree with my distinguished colleague M.C., insofar as my opinion is that tattoo says “Herp that you may Herp”.
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Cunning Linguists
….i wanna asspork sarah palin!
….fuck, there i go again….YOU CUNTS!
@ FDD and Wedgie
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I thought the tatt said “Urine at Ninas”. Kinda like when Mr. White put subliminal messages in his posts about his current brews that he’s working on except this guy lacks ANY kind of subtlety. Just wait, Mr. White will be popping up soon to let us know what he has ins tore for the upcoming fall season.
Hank Azaria and Courtney Cockk Arquette pose for photos for their upcoming Lifetime Network special, “I Got Herpes From A Vegas Pool DJ”
@ Boss,
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Deepak Chopra? Seriously? He couldn’t get past page two of “Hop on Pop”. All those fuccen words that sounded the same but weren’t the same made his head hurt so he went and lifted for 3 hours just so he could use the shower and watch the other guys at the YMCA.
Her slumping posture indicates a long term association with midgets.
Gaze into the future douche bags. Gaze and see how silly you look. sshhwwaaappppp hoooblyboooobly
The tattoo is written in the ancient Homoslavakian lalanguage, and loosely translated means, “Hire the handicapped.”
Lalanguage?
Fuck my poor thumbmanship.
@Sybil,
No, I don’t. Any of the ones I have known have issues. I mean, we all have issues, but they have particularly vexing issues.
I thought it said “Wine at Divas”. Fruitcake.
Lance is just his stage name. His real name is Rod.
Chupacabras
@McBoobshoes, yeah I only have the whole multiple personality thing and a smaller than normal vagina.
Marjorie is gazing off into the distance, wondering what mistakes she made in her life and thinking what she could undo so as not to be in this place at this precise moment in time. Lance is thinking two things; boobs, BOOBS!
Herschel skipped the conference at the Ben Israel Orthopaedists and Reconstructive Surgeons of Zion Pension Fund to mack on the hotties at the poolside. He forgot his glasses and hit on Jenny Bunker here thinking that her stars were of David. He’s gonna have some taking to do when Ralphy Goldhammer tells his Bibby Ruth.
Oy!
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Semites
@Forlorn Star,
That can be fixed. You need one of these:
http://www.vaginalpear.com/
her boobs are fake. Now, it’s a REALLY good job, and she is commended for not going all triple D, but these fine C cups of hers are plastic. How can I tell? Body fat in the arms and shoulders, as in, she has none. Look how bony her clavicles are and the total lack of fat between her boob and her armpit. Also, notice her upperchest is kinda bony and and flat until BOINGO! her boobie bop out.
Sorry friends, she’s plastic.
Tthat said, her surgeon did a really good job and she did exercise some judgment in sizing. Perhaps she was one of those “titless wonders” – very beautiful women with zero cup size.
I knew one like that back in the 80s. Tall (5’11”) slender, had a VERY fine ass and ZERO boobies. Flat as a surfboard. Finally, she just got fed up with the rejection (especially after her fiance dumped her saying “I can’t imagine the rest of my life without BOOBIES”) and bought herself a nice rack. She did the right thing, there, too – she got a really nice pair of B cups – big enough to be VERY notice, but not “big boobie”. Just FINE. Within two years she was happily married. True story.
I think the woman in this photo is in the same club.
@Troy Tempest is correct.
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.The hott is tastefully, if plastically, stacked.
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.Which is a-okay with me and my hard working right hand.
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Have to agree with Dr Troy’s diagnosis. But they look nice and that’s all that is important to me. On the other hand if you dig collar bones and sunken shoulders this chick is HOTT.
@McCrudeshoes, No thanks, I’m good.
I respectably disagree with TROY. She’s wearing some kinda wonderkini™ that pulls all available body fat into the boobie region.
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And I approve, which is to say it causes dejaculation.
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Where’s the cum rag?
^taking a siesta.
Deepak Chopra had permanently impaired Lance’s reading comprehension. sad.
If she could get 36 pulled into her star tabs, I’d be trying to hold on to 36
Her stars are riding so high, her nipples feel like tadpoles.
Her stars are riding so high, I can’t reach them from the *third* star
His tatt that says “Wine and Chivas” reveals he likes his booze both soft and hard. Sorta like implanted boobs: Soft to the imagination, hard to the feel.
First time I’ve seen star beam markers on boobs like the ones you see on old brick buildings. Then again, bolt-ons do take a strong fastening to the subject.
Marjories boobies are a life lesson for us all.
Everything in moderation.
@Hurl, including moderation.
Moderation for the sake of moderation is immoderate.
Deepak Chopra has driven many people to drink.
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Marjorie’s star is also in the chesticular area. It just isn’t permanently there. And Majorie would make me want to reach back in time to hang onto 36 if that gets me to 2nd base with her.
Startits and Tennille.
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