Monday, August 22, 2011
The Chernobros Stare At You
Bug Sunglasses and tri-level facial pubes just nadsacked the baby Jesus with a wetnap.
These two nuclear meltdowns of douchebroery are all that is wrong in Bethlehem.
Meanwhile, Cathy bronzes away the inevitable as long as she can.
And society weeps.
Time for Malomars.
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Thanks for the info Matt.
Matt, where do you live?
I feel like these S* P# @ M^ s are my fault for bringing up that *food* product in another thread. If you utter that horrible word, do these maggots just show up?
Speaking of maggots, what’s with the Pupae in this pic? Are they a seasonal infestation?
God! The Sleestak people are among us!
Douchebag on the right is doing a major league gut suck, how long can he hold it?
Cathy has some serious issues with veins on her upper thighs….eeeeeooowwwwww.
They’re waiting in line for the Autopia at Disneyland. Here’s hoping they sit in the car my boy just spilled a blue syrup icey all over
Their eyes look like this under those roadside stand Blueblockers:
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Gah
libya rebels livin la vida loca! its good to win!
A nuclear error. But I have no fear. Cuz London is drowning and I . . . Live by the river.
I wanted my hummus and tabouli wrap with a side of falafel ya two oily bo-hunks. And where’s my fuccen mango lassi? Stop findling the goat meat. It is obviosly done and you can slice it for someone else’s gyro later. Chop chop motherfucckers!
Little known fact: findling is the middle eastern term for fOndling.
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shepards
Holy God.
What a pairing.
I believe the gentleman on the right – holding his breath and sucking in his gut – is wearing the Breitling Transdouche 5000.
I’m still trying to figure out if Bronze Cathy is a MILF either way she’s got nice cans and a taut yogurt receptive pooch belly.
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Kudo’s for the Clash lyrics reference Hurl Scheibe
Cathy’s bikini bottom must be a few sizes too small. It’s cutting off her circulation. That or she’s about to turn into the goddamned Hulk.
@Colossus
That’s not a Breitling I’m pretty sure it’s Rouchefoucauld. The thinnest Singularly unique, sculptured in design, hand-crafted in Switzerland, and water resistant to three atmospheres. It tells time simultaneously in Monte Carlo, Beverly Hills, London, Paris, Rome, and Gstaad.
Don’t let the smile fool you. Cathy has licked the salty taint of failure and realizes her best days are behind her. Standing between the Chernobros represents the best last day of her life. Look closer and you will see her tan is a little less tan, her belly is a little less tautsucklegnaw-alicious, the roots of her hair are rooty-er and her bikini area looks as if she has stuffed three Kotex Heavy Day Deluxe pads in it. Laugh bleeth, laugh.
damn….
I’ll never again be able to look at a greek key border.
Rich Corinthian Leather. That’s the setting on Cathy’s tanning bed.
Wrong @Colossus of Choads.
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. Any aficionado of ten pound watches knows it’s the Casio Muff Divers Zoom 200….water (but not douchebag) resistant to 3 atmospheres.
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http://watchshock.com/embed/Casio/G-Shock/Frogman/DW-8201WC-2T/DW-8201WC-2T-watches-12368120820.jpg
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Great minds @Et Tu Douche, great minds.
I think he is wearing the Rolex Cocksman. Personally, I prefer the Slobmariner.
Or the Patek-Phillippe Peen Pirate Turbo Fister
@ Et Tu Douche?
In Philadelphia it’s worth 50 bucks.
I believe a see the faint hint of cameltoe.
Seriously. Cathy is porn star Bree Olson in a less than perfect pose and lighting. She’s the one that was Martin Sheen when he went nuts this year.
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As follows:
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http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=1747467279
Two of Moammar Gaddafi’s sons escaped to Bleethlehem.
@DoucheyWallnuts
He probably paid a hundy for it, what an asshole!!!.
Too bad they’re disguised as young Moammar Gaddafi’s
^ for them
Actually I was incorrect on my post about the watch. The more i look at it I’m pretty sure it’s a BAG Heuer.
Cathy is rather ghastly. Also, the watch worn by douche on right. I’d like to get it on the scales. I reckon it’d almost be a rare arse 20 pounder.
I think she is harboring the lost map to Atlantis between them thighs!
the timepiece is an Ralston Turbo Turd Diver 1000!
Maybe it’s a Padouche Philippe @Et Tu Douche?
35 minute flick and no ending. meh. Thanks Dude?
Cathy’s a cougar, but not a milf.
Can you spell Melanoma?
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Didn’t think so.
@ Et Tu Douche?
http://youtu.be/qzNxrVo8kcQ
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Fast forward to the 2:20 mark.
That wrist weight looks like the 4 valve cylinder head off his 200cc Vespa.
These guys have been on the site before. 100% positive about that.
Cathy’s got one of those creeping blue vein skin diseases like they have on Star Trek TNG, The X-Files, or one of those other ’90s sci-fi shows.
Cathy is a proud graduate of the Stackhouse Poultry School of Tanning.
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Get some.
Douche on the right looks like he is the Entertainment Director of The Shove Boat.
Whatta these guys wash in olive oil? Yuch!
douchenozzle on the right has eyebrows ON HIS CHEEKS. Yikes.
I think those may be the first sunglasses that I have ever seen, which, in addition to making them look like bugs, they look vaguely surprised. How can sunglasses ever make you look surprised?
no, they look like Pupae.
looking at this pic contaminates me with radiation.
Though they dressed in the required white (and black) the Chernobros were still kicked out of the crash crowd at the Kardashian wedding because they brought a blue-bikinied broad.
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