Monday, August 22, 2011
When Kelly and Ashley Hit the Weehawken Shore
Gigglefests ensued when the Tommy Bros invited them to “totally party until the wee” at the Snappy Snack Shack Clambake ™.
And another Camus novel was born.
Hot Chicks With Douche Bags
PICTURES OF HOT CHICKS WITH TOTAL AND COMPLETE DOUCHEBAGS. WITH COMMENTARY.
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So the only way he could remember to pick up “litta” for his cat was to have a tiger face tatt put on his chest, followed by “litta” underneath? Wow. Just Wow. Let’s hope those revolvers are fully loaded with Darwinian hollow points.
Chick on the left high school nickname was “BB’s on an ironing board”.
Chick on the left high school nickname was “Be stings on linoleum”.
Or bee. Whatever.
Chick on the left high school nickname was “Mole hills on the Kansas plains”.
Chick on the left high school nickname was “Buckshot on a 2×4”.
Is this thing on? Test. Test. I’ll be here all week. Try the veal and remember to tip your waitress.
Chick on the left high school nickname was “Peas on a bowling alley”.
Chick on the left high school nickname was “Pearls on a xylophone”.
Chick on the left high school nickname was “Ball bearings on book shelf”.
Chick on the left is an existentialist. She doesn’t believe in nipples.
Chick on the left high school nickname was “Robert”.
Chick on the left high school name was left blank.
Chick on the left high school name was “runny eggs”.
Wow. These guys are pretty bad ass. This is probably one of the worst display of tattoos I’ve seen in a while with the two guns pointing to his croch. You must really love yourself buddy. Not only that but you have a tattoo of a douchbag under your right arm. Poor choice my friend.
Rev 4:20 (hmmm 4:20, coincide ?) F.T.W.
Anne Hathaway may need a spanking for this.
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Hey, I said “may.” Can you think of a better reason?
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Boy, do I ask stupid fuccen questions…..
Right hott’s boobies are wonderful.
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Anyway, Tommy the Tiger’s belly tatt reads “Libbia”…..cuz he’s “like, a fan o’ dat Gadhafi/Qaddaft – yo, fuck it man, dat’s G! Or is it ‘Q’? Fuck man, I dunno, bro! All’s I know is dat he runs da whole fuccen country, ya know whut I’m sayin’?…..WUT?…..Fuck spellin’ bro! I don’t give a fuckaboutta name and shit!”
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Rebels.
the tatt is there as an reminder to always engage the safety or keep the hammer down. cuz once they are shot off thems never coming back! SACKLESS CUNTS!
…you fissures have some real class A bitches! YOU CUNTS!
I’d shoot my dick off too if I were a douche bag.
Two guns pointing directly at your peeps is a nice way of letting the ladies know your semi is automatic. You DICKS!
When will posing like this ever go out of style?
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.And when will flat-chested, pasty-skinned, uninteresting girls with no fashion or hair sense named Karen or Kelly or Louise or Frances or something get the paddling they so desperately long for and deserve?
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.Kelly reminds us of the first ex-Mrs. Choad.
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.Only chestier.
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.Hippies
@Choad, yeah what is the ETA on said paddling? We’ re not getting any younger.
The chick on the right bought her bikini at the dollar store in the mix and match bin.
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I think that may be the worst swimwear – from a cheapness standpoint – to ever appear on the site.
“Yo im gonna get this double gun tattoo pointing down at my crotch yo. Shit is gonna look bad ass.”
Jagoff
I guess thats what pretty much goes on at the tattoo parlor. Gonna look great when he’s 60 at the beach. Ridiculous.
“buttons on an ironing board”
Raisins on a mattress
Uh, boss – there is no shore in Weehawken. These people are so rank, I don’t even think they rate Asbury Park. They’re more like Keansburg.
FYI, Weekawken is where the Lincoln tunnel comes up in NJ next to the Hudson river.
Spitballs on the ceiling
The fact that no one can read your shitty tattoo speaks volumes. To me, it looks like “Nilla”. Big fan of the wafers, eh Douchenozzle?
Not sure if that bogus tatt is supposed to say “Libra” or “Hitla.” Looks like “Hitla.” Heil Hitla 🙂
Between me and my husband we’ve owned more MP3 players over the years than I can count, including Sansas, iRivers, iPods (classic & touch), the Ibiza Rhapsody, etc. But, the last few years I’ve settled down to one line of players. Why? Because I was happy to discover how well-designed and fun to use the underappreciated (and widely mocked) Zunes are.
Kelly on the left looks a bit more refined than your run-of-the-mill Jersey bleeths.
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only ever so slightly.
Dicksquat’s tatt says ‘Villa’. I have to go throw up on a Camus novel.
Chick on left is strangely attractive to me. No boobies, but like, you know.
Chick on the left is the new spokesmodel for the International House of Pancakes.
chick on the left’s high school nickname was “noah’s ark”
@ Troy: Even Biloxians know of Hohoken and Weekawken – The Twin Jewels of Jersey’s Crown.
As long as those guns go off before it’s had a chance to breed, the next generation still has a chance.
Ooh la la Ashley on the right.
You could use Kelly for a ping-pong paddle, which is about right for those plastic ballers bouncin’ ’bout the middle of this tableaux.