Thursday, August 11, 2011
Wilhelm’s Tie Proves the Spicolli Theorem
No shirt.
No shoes.
Nooooo diiiiiice.
So sayeth the immortal words of Jeff Spicolli to Brad Hamilton at the All American Burger, where Brad worked, like, six months ago.
And so let it be written on the subway walls and tenement halls as a warning to all that goeth into clubs to mack on confused foreign exchange students with no hint of boob reveal and bad tattoos.
Shirtless + Tie = the stupidhead.
Are her boobs being revealed under the curtains she’s wearing? If I woke up and a creepy ass doll head was staring me in the face belonging to the shoulder of the person in bed with me, I may need to take some serious stock in my recent life decisions. Yikes. Sleep with one eye open fellas. And I guess put on a shirt when you’re at a night club. Unless its NapkinNights, there I hear you get to wear one of those giant lobster bibs.
She’s cute. The tattoo is not.
Right. Learn it. Know it. Live it.
Does anyone else think it’s a little weird that she wanted to get a tatt of Christina Ricci as Wednesday Addams?
Nice tattoo of Wednesday Adams. She’s sending out all kinds of lesbian vibes on multiple frequencies.
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So is he.
Doh!
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Damn you HoneyDouche!!!!
Did the creature from the black lagoon escape to slip on that curtain of a dress???
Seriously DB1, where is the hot?!?!
This guy looks like Pauly Shore, owner of the most kickable face in the history of human civilization.
Someone put a baggy blue dress on a foot. I wonder why?
Not even Wilhelm’s father’s ultimate set of tools can help here. Of course, the real irony lies in the fact that Wilhelm and his brothers are his father’s ultimate set of tools.
Potheads
Perhaps it’s the camera angle, but she’s quite a homely looking girl. He just looks homo.
@Dude Mac, that dress is purple. You know what that means… you’re colorblind and she likes it the bum, which hopefully is undere too somewhere.
*under there
I see John Terry is trying out the workout regimen his father prescribe for him (birds, booze, and blow). You’ll only get this if you follow Chelski, the Prem, or world football. Sorry.
Water drinking jumpoff. These two got their tatts at the Inland Empire School of Body Art and Piercing ©, an affiliate of University of Phoenix ™ during the free experimental workshop at the Fairplex during a Metal Mullisha show…
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True story
Not a looker, but you gotta give a lotta love to girls rocking big noses. So sexy.
Pterodactyl douche, on the other hand, needs to kiss a frying pan.
Now this girl is pretty banged up in the face. Yet along with my advancing years comes a lower standard and I probably would not kick her out of bed.
This guys one flaw of doucheness is posing for a picture with her. Amature douche for sure.
Tall Guy could be right. It might be the angle or lighting. She may be a two face.
http://youtu.be/8Xi9kgnvjQE
What the hell is this shit? Why’s this jackwagon got a tattoo of a rosary necklace on his right shoulder? Did he hit the tattoo artist on the head with an anvil before he got to work? Why’s he pointing at the camera like scoring Sandra Bernhard’s little sister is some kind of achievement? Does the photographer have to wave a stuffed animal over his head to get his subjects to stand still? The shirtless tie is just a sugar floret on top of the stupid cake.
thats great…thats just fucking great, now we have to relive the 80s, the birth decade of the bag!
Fast Times At Ridgemont high is a great movie. I like it almost as much as I like the Temples of Syrinx, The 2112’s, The Toronto Titans, The Holy Threes, The Masters Of Tom Sawyer, The YYZ’s, The Hemispheres, The Greatest Rock Band In The World Still Not In The Hall Of Fame………………..wait for it………………………………………………………….RUUUUUUSHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@Train Mayhem,
Red-haired Juliette Lewis does have the perfect face for rear entry positions of all types. I still say she’s got a kink for Christina Ricci tho, and don’t like the dick.
Sandra Bernhardt’s little sister FTW!
Hey, stop screwing around and get back to discussing copyright law.
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Slackers
@Wedgie, lawyer talk gives you wood huh? Matlock is probably on right now.
I can’t muster a decent mock. He’s douchy, but she’s not so hot, so it kinda evens out.
That’s all I got.
She kinda looks like Quagmire
@Rev,
I like it almost as much as Bytor & the Snow Dog
No Shit, No Sherlock, No Cervix.
The Christina Ricci tatt would just spur me on to more (and more prolonged) degrading acts of love making. I loves me some Christina Ricci.
Dildo Hammersmith.
Bunny Hamilton Crescent. What!
His Excellency August Wellington Rapekit the Third. Esquire.
I gotta give props to a guy who lets tattoo artists use his towel as scratch paper.
That’s torso not towel. WTF autocorrect?
Phoebe Cates – the chick who broke the pause buttons on VCRs through the mid 80s. They don’t make ’em like that any more.
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Pause buttons that is.
If you’re going to wear a tie but not a shirt, the tie needs to be around your head.
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Or much more tightly around your neck. Girl-next-door Belinda could help that…
I feel sorry for her for about 2 seconds,poor choices in clothing and boyfriend. The tattoo was a mistake,it’s rather too large for such an arm,wear a shirt with sleeves,and get back to the fryer behind the counter.
I think you hit a blulseye there fellas!
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