Thursday, September 29, 2011
A Roadie Named Bart Gets Lucky
Lotta complaints in the threads about some of the skeezier pics over the past few days. Alls I gotta say is the douche extremes help to define the margins of alterity. And if you think any those ladies are trannies, you haven’t met a tranny.
Anyways, lets tone it back with some classic HCwDB.
Bart drops his years carrying amps for Maroon 5 to Kelly and Angela.
Kelly and Angela are supple taught pokey bounce.
They may not be classic beauties, and are trashy Bleethy with the makeup. But Kelly and Angela’s firm hindquarters sing metaharmonic odes to fractal patterns, the Universal Om, and rem-speed hallucinogenic humpty hump.
Why so glum, chum? Oh, you’re a Red Sox fan you say? Carry on.
Trannies!
^I couldn’t resist. Don’t we have a similar epidemic of tranny comments every year aroung this time? I for one will atone for any tranny comments, tranny, until Channukah is over and I can enjoy my new Christmas present. This year the Mrs. will be getting me a nice set of Lionel Trannys, I mean Lionel Trains. The new set comes with a locomotive/bong feature.
And a Happy New Year to the tribes.
No trannies, no grannies…just lots of ‘Bags and Bleeths as far as the eye can see…..
Pretty cute, for guys dressed up as girls.
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Finocchios.
These two chicks look like they are part of Madame Tousseau’s Wax Museum. Come right over here, eager sir, and sit between these 2 cunts and try not to get pink eye… And one on the right has a very life like gunt.
@ Wedgie—hurr hurr. Ti ho visto.
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To all complainers: I’m sure DB1 burns with sorrow that the free site he has provided to you for your amusement is not up to your incredibly high entertainment standards. Despite the fact that you are under no obligation to be here and this is a labor of love for your amusement, you still have reason to complain. And I take umbrage with the fact that the boss feels compelled to “tone it back” to sate a gaggle of anonymous whiners. They can’t all be pageant winners, and Bleeth needs to be outed and mocked just as much as Douche. Wipe your salty fuccen tears and have fun with this, or else take to 4Chan where people are SERIOUS BRO
Gary Oldman is mad he keeps losing roles to Americans.
Back to business as usual. Nice. Bleethed out PTPs with Dumbasses. I can barely contain my outrage. There is no god therefore I must drink. And end scene.
It looks like Jesse James’ younger brother can sure pull the carny strippers. Hell, they’re better lookin’ than Kat von D.
c’mon Boss these ‘gals’ take off their ‘clothes’ in front of a room full of drinkin’ men to the sounds of Bon Jovi…jus sayin
It’s good to be president of the Frosted Maples portable residence community.
Kelly slipped out of her robe and went to pose next to Bart. Her stomach churned and she wanted to throw up, the color rising in her cheeks and adding to her shame. But if it meant getting the water turned back on at her trailer, well there were worse things she could have to do.
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And then Bart pushed his finger into her asshole.
That is the best impersonation of the Gator face I’ve seen in a while. He has the neck slump down perfect.
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I think one of the regs hit the strip club recently and submitted this incognito.
This picture reminds me of the time I was on safari in the Serengeti and was making it with these three Nubian princesses during a 4-day period we spent in a tent. They did things that I didn’t think could be done and the contrast between the color of their skin and the color of the other areas I was more interested in was striking, to say the least. Yep, this picture is just like that. Except the Nubians didn’t look like Real Dolls.
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Bwanas
put your money on the table & these gals go down faster than the RedSox in Sept!
I had a great idea last night. I didn’t commit Hari Kari after yet another Red Sox gagger . I’m used to it. I didn’t start watching the Sox in ’04, bra’s, I go back a ways .
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No, the team that gave us Yaz, Rice, Lynn, Rico and Gator Greenwell also taught me not to worry about skanky Bleeths at HCwDB. My dick would vote to bang 98% of even the skankiest of the chicks presented here. My heart roots for the Sox every April and sinks most every August like the bossom of a middle-aged woman yearning for the glory days of Vegas pool woo. Got to hang in until September 28th this year so that’s a good thing, right?
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Regardless of the perceived level of beauty of the chicks presented lately, the douchebags have been indeniably douche-y. Suck it up , champ, there’s always next year or the next Db1 post
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Ginches
I think this guy is the lead singer of some washed-up, one hit wonder band from the 70’s or 80’s, the name of which completely escapes me. I think these girls answered the internet ad to come to america to work as nannies, then realized they could make more cash grinding on old men in dimly lit rooms.
His eyes are so close together they rub.
future Governor of Mississippi
Bart gets lucky, sultry Kelly and Angela nab the Great Plague of Seville
Love that Chicago Redhead; she gets it. And bitch-slaps whiners in her sleep.
Hoo-fuccen-rah.
That’s Emilio Estevez…
I think the word you’re looking for is “taut”, DB.
Man,blow up dolls are getting more real looking.
“Into the great wide open (vagina)…”