Friday, September 30, 2011
Costa Wins at the Game of Life
Good on you, Costa.
Your style may be eccentric, a variant on “Castaway Tom Hanks” and mid-career Cheech, but your joy at briefly fondling the Holy Hott Chomp Suckle seen in Hot Mom Sarina earns you a nottadouche and a goinpeace.
Fare thee well, hirsute stranger.
Fare thee well.
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Gentlemen, we have sideboob.
He looks more like mid-career Chong, but who the fuck is looking at him anyway.
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mmmmmmmommy
That’s what Michael Jackson looks like now.
Michael Jackson would never gotten that close to a real woman.
He looks like a mid-career Nik Richie Karamian
She looks like a mid-career Adrienne Curry ( and that’s fine by me)
I don’t know what she is wearing under that shirt but I like it.
Far more appealing than sawed basketball fake boobs. Good for Chong/Jerry Garcia with Marty Feldman eyes.
Fuck me. I’ve loved that guy since I was a kid.
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Costa looks to be about 5 foot 3. He’s awesome, though. Good on you, Costa.
The Cuban Assassin!
Ah, Stampede Wrestling memories.
Ah, Sarina’s mammaries!
Where’s the fuccen haiku?
Sheryl Crow scores with lead guitarist from midget Grateful Dead tribute band Dwarf Star.
Oh, there it is. Dumb shit Wedgie. Look first, speak later, assholius.
Looks like Marty Allen combed his hair and got chin-fucked by a tar mop.
I think I saw this guy last week having a heated debate with himself while pushing a shopping cart full of empty cans.
Mmmmmm!!!!!!! slight side b( . )( . )b reveal.
I would gladly allow the numerous lice, bedbugs, fleas, field mice and other assorted vermin living in Costa’s beard to move permanently into my underwear drawer for a brief exploratory trip under Hot Mom Sabrina’s wife-beater.
AAAAARRRRRRGH!!!!
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I thought pirate day was last week.
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Blackbeards
At last, a holy hott of a certain age who isn’t the skankola from hell.
Agree with the good on you, Costa call as well.
Saturday morning.
Turkish coffee.
That hott is Annalise Braakensiek — some of the finest cooch to ever come out of Australia…..
There are finer who, thus far, have not felt the need to, erm, come out…
…but you could fry an egg on Costa’s forehead.
Kirribilli meeting this morning.
Heaps of hott newcomers!
Costa, you lucky fuccen bastard. You may have one of these and other potential personal hygiene issues but your taste in wimmin is impeccable.
Costa makes me think good things happen to regular guys.
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I did have to look up hirsute.
@Dr.Bunsen
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Funny shit.
Gonna get the kids with that one while we are reviewing Pear.
Costa was afflicted with a rare condition where, rather than achieving an erection, his facial hair would undergo uncontrollable growth.
Well I know where he hides his pot.
He’s like a lawn ornament.
Looks like the guy who directed all those fuccen Lord of the Toilet Rings movies.
well that’s it….i’m starting my beard right this second! I wonder if i smoothed on some hair growth goo it will bring on the broads that much faster? HUZZAH, YOU CUNTS!!!!
Costa has his own gardening T.V. show here in Aus.
http://www.sbs.com.au/shows/costa
He’s a good bloke and definitely not a douche, nice sideboob though.
Nothing unusual about Costa in my neighborhood…round here we just call him Taliban. 😐
That much facial hair is a sign of a big fuccen self-esteem issue no matter how personable he may seem.
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Also, there is something incredibly erotic about the Cougar in spite of her overly shiny face.
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Props to the Rev on the Marty Allen call; for you young fuccers…
http://vegas-to-you.com/TheNorm/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/marty-allen1.jpg
if he was cast instead of Tom Hanks in Castaway…
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well, i don’t want to think about it, really.
she has one great titty!
Sideboob makes me drool. The caveman looks deranged which for him is a compliment.
Costas looks like he escaped middle earth
Isn’t that MILF Annalise Crak’n’sack from Sydney?
http://www.annalise.com.au/lingerie/
Looks like Gepetto finally ditched the wood boy for a Real Girl™
To quote the immortal Duckman;
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DWAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
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That beard bends the space/time/boobies continuum….