Hot Chicks With Douche Bags

11:19 am September, 19 creature said...

I got 2 words for yoy, Son, push ups

11:19 am September, 19 creature said...

& spelli ing

11:25 am September, 19 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Hott on the right looks like an ‘after’ photo of hott on the left. The after being unsuccessfully defending her title against Manny Pacquiao in a 12 round split decision.

11:34 am September, 19 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

I can’t enjoy Risky Business anymore now that I know Joel grew-up and is currently hunting alien ghosts with the help of his buddy Vinny Barbarino and a biofeedback monitor.
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Joel, get off the babysitter. Indeed.

11:37 am September, 19 Et Tu Douche? said...

Bewbs!!!! nice juicy Bewbs on the hott in black.

11:47 am September, 19 Choad The Douche Sprocket said...

I was that young once.
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Can even remember macking down on quality sorority tail a time or two.
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Unfortunately, most of them ran away faster than Rebecca DeMornay.
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.But even then, I could’ve kicked Joe Pantoliano’s ass….
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….even as Tom Cruise was begging both of us to lick his.
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.Cocaine Cowboys

11:51 am September, 19 Douchble Helix said...

My buddy has a daughter that’s a senior in HS. She looks a little better than them two.
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I don’t think he or his wife will let me take her out on a date once she’s 18.
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But I don’t see how dating these punks or some dirtballs is *by definition* preferable to dating someone just a couple years older than her father.
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Imma have to talk to my buddy again, maybe help him see the light.

12:02 pm September, 19 Hurl Scheibe said...

@ Dude – That’s a big head indeed. Hott on the right should reconsider her boxing career unless she wants to go through life looking like a tomato can.

12:04 pm September, 19 Vin Douchal said...

Underage drinking that I want no part of.
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GIve me the wheezy cigarette breath and accompanying stinky hair. apartment and clothes of PTA mom Vanessa if my cockk is doing the great decidifyering . A little Vick’s Vapo-Rub under the nose and we’ve got game conditions

12:13 pm September, 19 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

@Hurl
Not only big, but picassoesque in its asymmetry. By rapidly looking from left hott to right nott, I can make my erection come and go so rapidly it could be used to replace the cylinder in supermono sportbike.

12:33 pm September, 19 Capt. James T. Douche said...

She looked 16 to me Judge.

12:53 pm September, 19 Hurl Scheibe said...

Dude –

Perhaps she’s a cubist?

She’ll let you do her in the pooper, but only while reading Gertrude Stein.

1:11 pm September, 19 diedouche said...

So young. Douchebags in training. kill yourselves before it gets worse.

1:33 pm September, 19 Mandouchian Candidate said...

Guy on left is just 2 testicles away from being the next Zac Ephron. That doesn’t even make sense…

1:38 pm September, 19 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Worst set of dollar store sunglasses. Evar. That Miller Lite probably cost more than all 4 pairs of shades combined.

1:48 pm September, 19 RUSSELL THE LOVE MUSLE said...

LETS SEE THEY STOLE THE BEER CANS FROM DADS TRASH TO LOOK COOL AND TOLD THE HOTTIES THAT THEY BOTH DRANK TO A SIX PACK

2:27 pm September, 19 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

^Gertrude Stein!!

7:33 pm September, 19 Stephanie said...

Young ones,please stop acting like you matter. And..by the way, hand signs are so out.

7:55 pm September, 19 Guid is Good said...

The Hotts say, “But we are individuals.”

8:11 pm September, 19 gay said...

shitty movie, shitty clip

9:47 pm September, 19 creature said...

^idiot…nuff said

12:33 pm September, 20 Medusa Oblongata said...

Adventures In Babysitting.

1:32 pm September, 20 The Dude said...

“Guido” clip: wow, Joey Pants when he still had enough of his own hair to comb forward — whadda treat! And by that I mean he makes Tom Cruise seem wholesome.

3:04 pm September, 24 ass said...

this picture represents everything wrong with this country. scumbags.