Friday Haiku
Those of you aroused
Will be crushed to realize
This is my peen’s tip…
It is rare indeed
When meat curtains meet curtains
Smiles all around
— saulgoode42
Shrink wrapped ground ass chuck
Begs “Poke a hole with your thumb”
Like child at market.
— johnny applesack
gentle smiling butt
supple under smiling sheets
waiting for my peen.
— Troy Tempest
Fenny’s butt-cover
Does not fool a connoisseur
One-of-a-kind ass
— Wedgie
Hidden behind sheet
Round supple buttocks fart
In timid repose.
— The Reverend Chad Kroeger
Smiley faces; you’d smile too
If you were there
Up against that Pear
— Chris in ‘Baghdad
a hint of ass pear
wizard behind the curtain
enough here to fap?
— Douche Springsteen
You may be turned on
But will become nauseous;
This is a front view
— DoucheyWallnuts
R.E.M. gave us
“happy, shiney people”. She
gives I.O.B. cramp.
— Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche
Smiley faced curtain
my cock would tear right through you
into glorious pear
— Mandouchian Candidate
During the drug raid,
The D.E.A agent asks,
“Where’d you hide the crack?”
— hermit
Where is the Hott here?
And where the hell’s the douchebag!?
Tough picture this week.
Maybe duck lips turned?
Or Ass Pear about to squat?
Sheet hold mysteries.
^ holdS mysteries
Could be Hott’s right arm
Meets Bag’s steroidal left arm?
Good Move to cover!
gentle smiling butt
supple under smiling sheets
waiting for my peen.
Fenny’s butt-cover
Does not fool a connoisseur
One-of-a-kind ass
Darksock’s penis-tip
Photographed with special lens
Actual size? Not.
Hidden behind sheet
Round supple buttocks fart
In timid repose.
Smiley faces, you’d smile too
If you were there
Up against that Pear
Firm young thing taunts us
She will get her’s in the end
Anal razorcock.
Reminds me of my
First consensual through the
Underoos hot poon.
Shower curtain fails
To hide the identity.
It’s AssPear LaPlante.
a hint of ass pear
wizard behind the curtain
enough here to fap?
Anyone with scissors
In your purse. Scissors for what’s
Behind Curtain Two.
Where is the weirdest
Place you’ve made whoopie? In the
butt Bob. Curtain butt.
That sheet rides WAY up!
One of those yellow smileys
Will be turned to brown.
I, for one, commend
Today’s haiku selection
Man, that’s a nice ass
I know exactly
What is behind smiley face
Number Sixty. Cunt.
If that’s what your peen’s
tip looks like, you need to see
a doctor, post-haste.
It is rare indeed
When meat curtains meet curtains
Smiles all around
That don’t make me mast
Urbate. I am gonna stop
At number eight. SON.
Artsy-fartsy shot
Does little to deter us
From making wise cracks
“Pay no attention
to the ass pear behind the
curtain!” said the Wiz.
Pear inhales deeply
while pursuing water sports
turns frowns upside-down
Didn’t realize
this shower was occupied;
Checked with my penis.
You may be turned on
But will become nauseous;
This is a front view
My work is done here
Said the butt behind the smiles
It’s in your hands now
It’s that “Magic Eye”
stare at it for long enough
you’ll see 3-D ass
Seriously, it took me about 5 minutes to figure out what the hell that was. I haven’t had coffee yet.
Bending over for
the soap has never produced
so many smiles yet.
Ha Ha Ha Douchey!
That’s one big ass camel toe!!
Think I’m gettin’ sick…
R.E.M. gave us
“happy, smiley people”. She
gives I.O.B. cramp.
I bid you adieu
In the form of a haiku
Its was a wild ride.
Uncle Bob ate prunes
Uncle Bob pooped ’em big time
You clean him this time!
If anyone one gives
her “soap on a rope” gift, hands
will be finely ground.
Waiting for flapping
C’mon , baby, let one fly
For us fans of farts
Looking for the hole
In this Sephardic bed sheet
New Year anal sex
Hah! I’ll be the first
That looks to me like the ass
Of back door tranny
Smiley faced curtain
my cock would tear right through you
into glorious pear
I backdoor tranny;
homosexual fantasy
thanks a million vin.
^if…
She tugs gently at
the top ’til it squirts in hand.
Her shampoo you fools!
Me thinks she would be
screwed if her carpet matched these
curtains. Smile away!
Depth of spoor puzzles,
wildlife violates shower?
Wait, NOT an elk track?
I tried jacking off
while counting smiley faces
made it to thirteen
Not sure if it’s pair
Must prevent an erection
I think of Fish Slap
During the drug raid,
The D.E.A agent asks,
“Where’d you hide the crack?”
Smiley face on crack,
not such a bad idea here.
Need my X-ray sight.
Pay no attention
to that pear behind the screen!
I’m sorry. I can’t.
Theatre of the mind
I’m thinking Kardashian
Or some other ass
Shrink wrapped ground ass chuck
Begs “Poke a hole with your thumb”
Like child at market.
Walmart warehouse game
New hire iniciates
with wet sheet contest.
Long Friday meetings…
Some clients are just evil.
‘Sock’s picks comin’ up….
*initiates
no douchebag in pic.
no douchebag in pic.
BEST FRIDAY EVER. also,
my tab key fucked up.
a night at creatures
ends like all of the others
supermanned that ho!
No wonder the sheet is smiling 🙂