Sunday, September 11, 2011
Stoned Homies in Vegas Study For the Midterms
“Carpe Diem,” boys. Carpe Diem.
Seize the per diem.
“Let me hit you with some knowledge” for the societal loss.
And to honor the 10 Year anniversary of 9/11 in the only way HCwDB can, have some Peach Fuzz Art Pear. Because the freedom to look at Pear on the internet is not to be taken lightly.
Never forget the Pear.
Who invited the guy with the camera? Everyone’s a comedian when they’re high. This homie was Carrot Top funny. Bonus points for no dancing though. Also thank God for internet porn? Hmmm weird when you think about it.
Illegal and stoned is no way to study through life Son.
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Chimichangas
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I have revised my Giants prediction to 45-17.
In San Diego the Barrio lives in your hair.
George Feaxpez?
Paul Feaxdrigues?
Freddie Chintz?
Faux Travalena?
Orson Beaner?
Robin Villiamsos?
How can someone be of college age and be so fat that they look like an amorphous blob??? More significantly – methinks this is a different sort of douchitude, whereby the steroidally popped muscle-bounded moron is replaced my a much more slothful and corpulent but equally douchey, tatted, greasy-haired, pierced, jewelry-wearing scrotesprocket as we see here in this deeply saddening video.
Imma gettin’ that arrow ‘do.
What we have here are D grade Douchebags and Bleethery. They could be out doing something, but instead, they’re holed up in a hotel room watching TV. One of them has to study for his chemistry midterm at the community college where he’s going for a pharmacy technician license. (The tip off is the flash card he is self testing on says “Hydrochlorozine, which is used to fight malaria.) At least he’s trying to get something done, unlike the rest of these stoned out dimwits.
@jeet kune
I recently asked the same thing at my niece’s dance recital, although those kids were in junior high and, at least in theory, semi-active, yet still surprisngly zaftig. However, at least they weren’t as corpulent as the female planetoid sitting on the bed in that video. That’s a lot of soda, HoHos, and Funyuns right there.
Peach Fuzz Art Pear should be on my desktop. That photo seems tailor-made for such a purpose.
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Sunday video? Huh?
Carpe Douche.
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Mannings
Eli Manning only had three instances of consensual pre-game sodomy, and so the Giants will score 30 points.
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Buggerers
I haven’t seen such an awful collection of haircuts since I decided to spend a Sunday watching Honeymoon Suite videos.
Crap O Dem
you’re studying for the wrong exam, guys. you’re supposed to be cramming for the counterterrorism midterm located in a remote Pakistani bazaar. if you don’t see a bunch of tribal guys armed with AK-47s and RPGs, you’re in the wrong fucking place. NOW GET YOUR AIRFARE AND GET MOVING. and remember to bring your Axe hair gel with you. or something.
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that’s the best (lamest) line i have in memory of 9/11.
The last time I dropped serious knowledge on a guy he wound up in the hospital. At least, that’s what he said happened to him. He coulda been lying to boost my ego.
Did I mention it was carnal knowledge? And a tiny bit of carnival knowledge.
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Sunday Confessionals
I wanna wear Peach Fuzz Art Pear as a nose warmer.
Mercifully, my phone would only run this video for 24 seconds. At that point it called me an asshole fo making it play that long . Yes. Yes, phone, I am the asshole here.
Chargers win. Norval Turner is undefeated so far this season.
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Skeptics.
Sounds like Gobi, Jimmy Fallon’s webcam college roommate on SNL.
When I went to college 40 years ago everybody was skinny and most were good looking, and our get togethers featured some healthy depravity. What the hell happened?
That was the worst 24-17 win ever. Vikings are awful with McNabb. Only thing that looked worse was the Chiefs getting pounded by Buffalo today.
old age and treachery will overcome youth and skill. ….you BAAAAAAAASTAAAADS!
Black & White Pear? Must be art then.
THAT PEAR GOOD
I think their motto is “Carpe DimeBag”
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