Hot Chicks With Douche Bags

9:19 am September, 1 Christina Reachyaround said...

It’s the little douchebag from The Sopranos before he got fat and busted for weed.

9:24 am September, 1 Choad The Douche Sprocket said...

If the carpet matches the drapes on the spunky redhead, I’m going down on her faster than Lindsay Lohan on a pile of blow.
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.If it turns out she’s a he, I’m callin’ the cops.
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Humberts

9:25 am September, 1 Choad The Douche Sprocket said...

….did that make any sense?

9:26 am September, 1 Vin Douchal said...

I have sweat socks older than these gals.

9:27 am September, 1 Charles Nelson Douchely said...

Livee the Nightmare: The Bouncer at Richard’s Rendezvous Gentleman’s Club starts checking IDs a little closer.

9:33 am September, 1 Christina Reachyaround said...

Livee from New York, its Saturday Night! With your host Turtle from Entourage, before he got fat. With musical guests The Spice Girls before they got boobs and the black girl

9:43 am September, 1 jonezy said...

blue dress has that quintessential “my butt is being peed in” expression to her visage
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AND a holy pick triangle.
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Thank Jeebus

9:44 am September, 1 jonezy said...

pink

9:48 am September, 1 Mandouchian Candidate said...

I see London, I see France, I just ate your pink underpants.

9:52 am September, 1 Vin Douchal said...

BTW, I think this is Cynthia from the HCwDB header up thar ^

10:20 am September, 1 DoucheyWallnuts said...

I have skid marks older than their meat curtains. Meat curtains, I says.

10:22 am September, 1 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Givin this kid a notta pass. Kid to the right, he’s falling under the spell. Repent or face the consequences.

http://inmatesearch.dupagesheriff.org/new_inmate_details.asp?txtInmateNum=200408&txtInmateID=0LJLFBQ000DUP30U

10:26 am September, 1 schlicht bindenburger said...

i love them gingers…they smell like hot biscuits out of the oven…MMMmmmm!

10:38 am September, 1 Christina Reachyaround said...

@Magnum Douche PI, I know I turned my life around after viewing that. Helluva scare tactic.

11:03 am September, 1 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Gary and Wyatt knew their iPad could be used for something other than looking up Nickleback videos and how to make pipe bombs.

11:57 am September, 1 Stephanie said...

The local Chuck E Cheese for adults,where the gaggle of girls go to giggle and pose.

12:08 pm September, 1 Douchble Helix said...

Red top brunette has two-fisted cocktails and double Mayan Eye of Coitus. I saw her first.

12:24 pm September, 1 El Bastardo Magnifico said...

I see you, Redhead on the Left. I’m gonna need to see your id…

1:00 pm September, 1 pyrpylkyrtynz said...

Those chicks didn’t even know those kids in the back were in the pic until afterward
and they got their asses kicked for it
considering it was the first time they were touched by females since their moms changed their last diaper, it was worth it

1:34 pm September, 1 percy douchetonsils said...

I’ll betcha Brian Krakow ain’t looking so bad now, eh Angela?

2:04 pm September, 1 THEONETRUEDOUCHE said...

Sippin Hawiian Punch at St. Patricks CYA Lock-In!!! Rents won’t be back til 8:00 am so I have a few hours to try and sneak one of these hotties away for a little rectory rectum action!!!

Father Jim what are you doing to Johnny?

6:44 pm September, 1 DarkSock said...

Blondie farted; I can see the huge butterfly fluttering out of her ass.

6:38 am September, 2 Douche Wayne said...

Who the fuck invented ‘tweens’ anyhow?

8:36 am September, 2 Medusa Oblongata said...

What in the ever lovin’ name of God is going on here?