Wednesday, September 7, 2011
Smug Todd Hooks His Glasses in his Pants
Your humble narrator just ate an entire box of Carr’s Ginger Lemon Creme Cookies
Then I licked a hallucinogenic toad.
And by hallucinogenic toad, I mean a picture of early 80s Soft Fuzzy Sweater Heather Thomas.
So’s I’m makin’ no sense.
Have some Grand Pearyon.
day-um that is some pear…
DB1 must be outsourcing his linking to Reverend Chad.
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I would gladly ride a mule down into that pear’s grand canyon.
His “girlfriend” needs to have those glasses handy when she goes searching for his manhood.
Does the douchebag in the back have an asscrack tattoo or just a huge asscrack?
Small, firm tits=nice. The bonus being they’re real.
The Groin Shave Reveal is much better than the “Ho Chi Minh Pubic Trail.” Barf.
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Congs
I’m with Tall Guy on this one. Her boobage is delightful, and will continue to be for 3 decades or so.
I think we need an I.D. check here. I’ve got underwear older than this girl.
@Dark Sock
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That is fuccking funny Son. I am so stoned. I want Heather Thomas before I am required by Roger’s Rules of Order to overceed a quorum and post a most heinous labial prolapse I have been keeping in the happy vault. I give you DB1 until 3:10 EST before I begin my nefarious revenge.
^overseed: (O~vr-sed): to superceed a -ceed of any form or nomenclature of the fifth bar of the third verse of El Fagachino by Il Divo).
^to fix your fucking lawn
I liked to booble spank sparkle pooch her spickle spackle. Hey, just filling in for DB1 while he was filling in for The Reverend.
@ Magnum Douche PI, possibly, possibly… But I’m still shellshocked from the sight of Uncle Richie and Aunt Maureen.
I think we have a new porn filter. Let’s check:
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http://www.youporn.com
youporn works, how about S*******t
Smug Todd hooks his sheep’s hind legs in his boots
her sunglasses may well be bigger than her bikini top
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Smug Todd hooks his nipples into John’s Largeman’s lower chassis before playing Boston Cream Pie Butthole Bobbing
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Boondoggles
$10 bucks for a box of Creme Cookies? And no girl scout guilt involved?
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Dayum. Snooki must be giving you kickbacks from her latest book contract. Errr, books. She’s written twice as many as you.
Small, bouncy and perky always beats the bolt ons. At least everywhere but Las Vegas.
She has a delightful girl next door quality.
He has an oderous Supercan behind the alley quality.
“Perfect Pear makes Perfect”
Vince Lombardi
@Southern Scrotic, its because Snookie is robust. She’s a workhorse when it comes to cranking out literature.
S.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.T.
Wanna to beat the shit out of the douche in this picture doesn’t even compare to wanting to beat the shit out of this douche:
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I hate douchebags with wind-tunnel hair who try to flash douchebag hand gestures whilst holding a drink. With a straw in it.
Although I do like how the guy on the right has One-Eyed Willy’s treasure map tattooed on his back. I liked that movie a lot, too.
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Goonies.
why are there ants crawling out of his belly button and into his trousers? why does he have more bracelets than j-lo? why is he wearing shoes while wearing swimming trousers? why are said trousers untied? WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE?!
for the record, throwin up a sign while holding an arby’s cup is not gangster
Todd’s just trying too hard to be someone. And when he gets home it’s back to working the parts store counter.
SpyOnVegas.com? Oh Deer Lord. No one needs to spy on Vegas, we already know everything. What we need is to just drive through there with a fleet of M1s and declare it a dead zone.
pasty skinned Amy is jealous that her pear isn’t anywhere near the caliber of Grand Pearyon’s pear.
I’d filter herporn.
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Socialists.
The Reverend Chad Kroeger are you sur of that?