Monday, September 26, 2011
Somewhere in Glendale…
…a Toyota Dealership is missing a salesman.
Hot Chicks With Douche Bags
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Hall of Mock
- Pfah
- DarkSock
- Baron Von Goolo
- Troy Tempest
- Steve L
- Wheezer
- Medusa Oblongata
- creature
- Crucial Head
- Mr. White
- Archidoucheis
- Mr. Biggs
- Vin Douchal
- Sergeant Scrote Stain
- boatbutter
- Captain Bringdown
- Whoop-di-douche
- Jacques Doucheteau
- massengill
- Dr. Bunsen Honeydouche
- Mr. Scrotato Head
- Deltus
- The Reverend Chad Kroeger
- mr.reeve
- Wedgie
- Et Tu Douche?
- Eliza Douchcoo
- dbBen
- soy bomb
- DoucheyWallnuts
- I R A Darth Aggie
- jonezy
- Hermit
- Chris in ‘Baghdad
- Douchble Helix
- the douche is alright
- Choad the Douche Sprocket
- Stephanie
- The Dude
- Dude McCrudeshoes
- Sir David Douchenborough
- Il Douché
- Bag A
- douche equis
- Capt. James T. Douche
- Charles Nelson Douchely
- THEONETRUEDOUCHE
- Merle Baggard
- ehcuodouche
- Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt
- Charles Douchewin
- FredN.
- Ol' Dirty Douchebag
- In memoriam: bcs
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Those two dudes look like twins….
she can tickle my ballsack any day!
Is it weird to take pictures that close to your sister???
He looks like a fly just flew up his nose. Good thing for him because it just added 10 IQ points to him.
They’e both fairly orange coloured. He looks like he just fell out of a tree. She has nice jugs.
face of a tranny.
Mouth-breathing is a time-honored tradition among the Armenian populations of San Bernadino…
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.Motorboating sultry, smoky-eyed, Mediterranean hotts with major league cans is a personal tradition I try to uphold whenever possible.
I guess I’ll keep my HoH nomination to myself.
His eyebrows remind me of Johnny 5 from Short Circuit.
Nice look, Baloon-Head. But your sister is hot, she has a little Claire Forlani thing going on. But with a nice after market rack to go along with it.
If that’s a tranny, I must be gay. So you guys can call me Hugh Grant from now on.
His ‘eyebrows’ are also ‘after market’.
Bahahaha.
I think he’s more of a used Mercedes kind of guy, but you never know.
I agree with Hugh Grant.
Sometimes, after all the money and broken promises, the Russian Internet bride really does show up. When she does, life is good. Until her Russian mobster boyfriend shows up and makes you eat your own scrotum.
“This is my Sister, Broveeshka. She is number two prostitute in all of Ankara. She like to date you with the sexy fuccensuck.”
Could he possible be the Chernobros semi-retarded cousin?
*possibly be…
Wow, that independent cellphone store operator sure can pull some hot MILFy Bleeths…
And ditto Douchble Helix…
Number 5 is alive!
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http://fastcache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/4/2007/07/Johnny_5.jpg
No, that’s Michael Jordan! I recognize the tongue thing he did.
Harpoonian Baloonian posing with Miss Persian-American, Eagle Rock Chapter, accepts the Salesman of the Month award at the T-Mobile Kisok #103 luncheon.
Spitoonian Cartoonian
That guy’s selling used Yugos if he’s selling anything. And I’m with Wedgie. I don’t see the tranny thing at all. And she is a tranny, that’s not something a few shots of Jack Daniels won’t fix.
Maroonian Sanduniyan
Baboonian Fullmoonian
Spoonian Baboonian
some people need to put their arm in a cling when they break their clavicle, tacoma man had to have his jaw wired open to keep from talking.
She can try to sell me a Toyota any time she wants. I won’t actually buy one, but I’d certainly like to hear her sales pitch.
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What? you think that doucebag is actually gainfully employed?
sling
Bowie Kuhnian
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Baseball fans
LORD HAVE MER-SAYYY!!!!
That chick is 2 DIE 4!!!!!
I bet TardFace paid her $100 to stand next to him for that pic. I’d also bet that she bolted like the Roadrunner as soon as the camera went ‘click!’
I’d consider myself BLESSED if that GODDESS even just deigned to ignore me. UUUUUUUUNNNNNNNGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HOH!!!!! Or I kill a lawn gnome!
I just realized that “balloon” has two L’s. So does “chinballian”. Coincidence…..I think not.
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Astral Projectors.
^Asshole.
“You like dis shirt, yes? 90% hand stitched Italian denim. Cost 10,000 rupee and my best goat, but de ladies, dey love dis shirt.”
^Still pissed off for getting ditched by that hottie Elizabeth Hurley.
^Dude, you just took a bullet for Hugh.
What the fuck is wrong with all of you, she is smoking, and I challenge all of you to get your fat guts out from under the PC and claim one as fine as her.
SlapHappy Madison
Brittle Mickey
Flappy Gilmore
Big Phatty
Spanklish
One First Date
those are lusciously hung, shoulder slung, flesh saddlebags which I would lovingly & obsessively caress
& they would never miss my mouth!
I Now Pronounce You Shmuck and Tranny
Mr. Weeds
Thrown Ups
The Ladyboy
The Wedding Stoner
She looks like Cat Lady (that one old broad who had all the plastic surgery) done right. Damn right! As in hot damn right. My penis is erect everyone. Seriously, you should see this thing. This thing is so huge even my balls get scared sometimes. I want to HOH the shit outta that lady. Lets do this thang!!!!!
So, now we know Jeff is erect. Somehow, I could’ve lived without that knowledge. Just sayin’.
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Stiffies.
The knowledge of Jeff’s state of turgidity just made me flaccid.
Jeff, it is time to take your Ritalin.
“This thing is so huge, even my balls get scared sometimes”.
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And just like that, Daddy DarkSock has a new pick-up line.
somewhere in Glendale, customer satisfaction survey scores for a certain Toyota dealership also spiked up by 100%.
Holy Silicone Persian chest balloons Batman!!!
Somewhere in the forest…
…some wood is missing.
Because it’s in my shorts 😐
This chick should be hotter than she is????
Those mams cannot be silicone! Silicone gives 2 softballs defying the effects of gravity. Those are pulling down naturally and deliciously.
Gozat, the Armenian answer to Jeff Dunham.
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She is all silicon, and his arm is elbow deep right now.
Missing link.
Somewhere in Glendale, a Toyota dealer is missing a chromosome.
These are my most recent unrequited HoH noms. I guess there;s something about sunlight reflecting off of soft, young boobies:
http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/703/hohgals.jpg/