Thursday, September 1, 2011
The Unibro
The Unibro is, how you say, a peemp.
Not a pimp.
A peemp.
It’s like a pimp.
Only hairier.
Sanjine and Pritya have curves that make Vishnu high ten Ganesh.
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- Pfah
- DarkSock
- Baron Von Goolo
- Troy Tempest
- Steve L
- Wheezer
- Medusa Oblongata
- creature
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- Mr. White
- Archidoucheis
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- The Reverend Chad Kroeger
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- Et Tu Douche?
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- soy bomb
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- Hermit
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- Douchble Helix
- the douche is alright
- Choad the Douche Sprocket
- Stephanie
- The Dude
- Dude McCrudeshoes
- Sir David Douchenborough
- Il Douché
- Bag A
- douche equis
- Capt. James T. Douche
- Charles Nelson Douchely
- THEONETRUEDOUCHE
- Merle Baggard
- ehcuodouche
- Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt
- Charles Douchewin
- FredN.
- Ol' Dirty Douchebag
- In memoriam: bcs
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De sex trade beesness is good. Bery bery good.
Mexican Burt Reynolds sure can pull the slightly chunky, yet still taught, hotts of undetermined ethnicity. Leopard print FTW.
The dude has a hott with her hand about six inches from his manhood, and he can’t even crack a fake smile?!? Turd.
Fortunately this guy keeps his shirt on during sex.
Turkish Ron Jeremy wishes the production values were better and the scripts didn’t have so many bad puns involving hummus and kebabs. But I suppose that’s why he gets paid all that Lira (yes this comment rquired me to look up what the currency of Turkey was).
Is that a cigar near your pants or are you happy to see me?
Camel breath thinks he has girls for his harem.
Bring Your Daughters To Work Day just got a whole lot sexier.
Unfortunately, this guy also maintains that same expression during sex.
If DB1 is found murdered tomorrow, his mouth and esophagus jammed full of falafel, I think we’ll know who did it.
I know what Chest Shave Reveal is. I know what Groin Shave Reveal is. What is Chest Hair Reveal? Is this a proto-bag move from the 70s? Screw it, I like this guy.
Khalid Sheikh Mohammed enjoys a rare weekend furlough from the Guantanamo prison facility–a facility designed to hold the most dangerous douchebags in the world.
“Your women. I want to buy your women. The little girl, your daughters… sell them to me. Sell me your children! “
So I’m guessin’ that the cigar is gonna get Lewinskied tonight?
Either some kind of crime family or he owns a mattress store.
Is he a producer? He reminds me of a producer I once worked with. Not actually worked, though. He did say I did well in his personal interview.
Even hiding in Algeria, Saif Gaddafi can still pull in the tail.
@El Bastardo Magnifico, I’m pretty sure its either a pawn shop or a deli.
Unibro, in his younger days was a Bollywood crossover star known as, Unitard:
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You want to dance? You want to dance with my girls? My girls do nothing until I tell them, but when I tell them, they do everything I say. Ins’t that right ladies? Now you need to give me reasons to tell them to dance with you ….
Where are you going? come back, I make deal
3-4-5 eh, No come back. Buy one get two- please Sanjine: My god you are the worst peemp ever.
He has a third eyeball in his mouth.
I vil trade yoo tventy camels vor your daughters hands in marriage?
“For Tweenty Dollas you may fock eeny of deez gurlz…boot for Feefty moor dollas you may fock my cheen cleft.”
after a hard day of minding the bodego i like to surround myself with gunt…..i am the most interesting guntomaniac!
This is the a rare photo of the Shah of the Taint, a small middle eastern country that is known for exporting hatred, terrorism and oil. Now known as “The Taint of the Middle East,” and formerly known as Oman, the Taint changed its name in 2009 after a brief stint calling itself “The Country Formerly Known as Oman,” and representing itself with a symbol. Even the backwards, illiterate dirt eaters of Oman/Taint knew this was a blatant rip-off of Prince -even without using a made up symbol – and thus the citizens revolted until the the Shah acquiesced. This photo was taken at the Shah’s private nightclub, “The Wrinkled Bag,” with 3 members of his 1200 women harem. His bodyguards, Mooki Mihatmibrim and Steekeet Inmedeep, can be seen in the background.
Hello, That’s my dad at my sweet sixteen bday party.
And that’s me. The hootie
I smell lamb.
Frank Lopez from Scarface has aged well.
I saw this one years ago. It was called “Malice in the Palace”, and the unibro stole King Rootin Tootin’s diamond. But don’t worry, the boys, who owned a restaurant, get the diamond back, and earn the big cash reward. Wooo woo wooo wooo. (Except it was Shemp, not Curly)
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