Tuesday, October 4, 2011
And Why Petey Blue?
Say the title of this post out loud to get it.
Yup. My coffee still hasn’t kicked in.
By I.P. Freely.
Mmm… doughnut.
Because it’s random, confusing, incoherent DB1 post day, and I’m sticking to it.
The preservatives in your Ho-Hos must have gone bad. I can’t explain how that could’ve happened, but I’m runnin’ with that.
And I’m also running to Basic HTML Closing Tags class.
Where did he get those awesome horse teeth dentures? I want those for Halloween.
Remember kids, protect your eyes from flying testicles with safety goggles.
Wapiti???
doh! got it…I hate pigs!
“I didn’t order this screwdriver. I ordered violent crypto-snuff bukkake drowning. I’m not paying for this.”
Somewhere, a school loan is going into default
I think The Boss is quoting from the great book “The Yellow River” by One Hung Lo.
OK kids say this one fast: “U R far king we Todd did” to the next person that walks into the room you’re in.
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or you can try: ” I won a math debate” and see what kind of expression you get.
Or that other great work, Spots on the Wall by Hu Flung Poo.
See if you can figure this one out:
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B 4 I 4 q qt Pi r u /18? (read the slash as “over”)
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Winner gets $25 trillion internet dollars!
Holly of the lingerie-inspired black and pink top is faghagging it today. Also, her farts small like peach blossoms.
@Bunsen
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Before I spork you, pee over 18 quarts
Why Petey Blue? cause he needed the money?
he like the way dictate?
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….that’s it, I’m riding my bike to Ercoles to drink & watch baseball
Blueblockers. When you wear them indoors it makes your whole life look like it has meaning.
what’s with the huge mouth on this idiot? He been secksin Mr Ed or sumfing.
@ Dude
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Not quite but I like where you’re going with this.
I like her hairstyle.
We need a wider shot on this one. I’m labeling it Unsolved. There could be a boner there but its hard to make heads or balls out of it from the crop job.
Captain Fantastic and the Blue Dork Cowboy.
By the looks of that drink, it’s probably because he needs teal blue sunshades to hide the obvious “Why Uric Acid Yellow?” he’s handing to the cameraman.
He’s drinkin’ mixed drinks cuz he peed in the beer and did a dookie on the cheesecake. And that’s before the ambien kicked in.
In art class, we had to do color wheels until our asses fell off. Contrasting colors, located across the wheel from each other, neutralize each other. Blue and orange are contrasting colors. When he puts on the glasses and looks at her, she appears to have a normal skin tone. Elementary.
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Watsons.
“She called my vanity license plate ‘inscrutable’!”
ICU81MI
– Tracey Jordan, 30 Rock
Sofa King Wee Todd Ed