Wednesday, October 26, 2011
Chest-Pec Wingtatts: The New Black
Coming in 2013: Chest-Pec Wingtatt Removal Surgery: The New Black.
Asian Melons, however, will always be in season.
Hot Chicks With Douche Bags
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- The Reverend Chad Kroeger
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- Et Tu Douche?
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- the douche is alright
- Choad the Douche Sprocket
- Stephanie
- The Dude
- Dude McCrudeshoes
- Sir David Douchenborough
- Il Douché
- Bag A
- douche equis
- Capt. James T. Douche
- Charles Nelson Douchely
- THEONETRUEDOUCHE
- Merle Baggard
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- In memoriam: bcs
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On the wings of crud…..she’s got a nice little thigh bruise. Wink.
purple wing on his trap is for manuevering thru primal ooze
I loves me some Asian melon.
Now i’m not sure I agree with her choice of the mismatched bikni but I suppose that’s like complaining about the glovebox on a Ferrari. Being parital to Asians and even more so to Asian melons like that she gets my vote for HOH!!
Yes, I will second that nomination. MS her G into the HOH already!
I thought to be in the HOH people needed to look about the chest as well??
about=above
I want to dip my rice balls into her Szechuan sauce.
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counter-revolutionaries
she should take the Great Leap Forward…
right onto my face.
^ I agree, chipmunk cheeks are useful for mass semen storage, but are a bit unattractive.
this little queer and his shorts. my granddad served in the USN in WWII, fought at Midway. I’d love to see this retard show up back then, he’d have .50 cal holes in his stupid ass.
I got a case of Melonoma, and the only cure is a pair of Asian melons!
For some reason that reminds me: when I was a kid, on occasion I had to accompany my Mom to high brow political functions, and my name tag always said “Master Sundseth.” I should thank my forbears that my surname is not “Bates.”
Is his chest tatt of a flaming pine cone shitting out the Piggly Wiggly mascot? With wings? If it is then I NEED the name of his dealer right fuccen now.
Filipino food is some of the nastiest in Asia.
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.Filipino women on the other hand, can balut my chorizo with their adobados anytime.
I like Asian melons, especially when accompanied by Asian sushi. Remember Wedgie’s motto: “If it smells like fish, have all you wish”.
Regarding the douchebag, I guess “wingman” doesn’t mean the same thing it did when I was his age.
She looks smart. Book smart, I mean.
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He looks stupid. In every way. Dumb as fuck
I’d like to marinade her in my special Moo Goo Guy Cock sauce with pickled ginger and fists.
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She’ like the curried cock.
“You are the moobs beneath my wings…”
She looks like the Thai-bleeth from the movie “The Golden Child” with Eddie Murphy.
E Pluribus Moobum
That guy drinks this beer.
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http://greatbrewers.com/sites/default/files/images/Product%20-%20Long%20Trail%20Triple%20Bag.preview.jpg
We call these dudes eggs. White on the outside but yellow on the inside. And tons of fun to crack.
The Warts Beneath My Wings.
I think he stole his design from the Indianapolis Motor Speedway logo.
I think her design is homegrown in the melon patch tended by chipmunks.
I’m partial to Asians too, but her face looks like a chipmunk. Not HOH material, but definitely hall of fap.
more cheek on her face than backside
I see her buying him more Japanese flag shorts in the future…
I purchase those melons from a roadside stand run by an illegal immigrant.
Natural melons, of all varieties, shapes, colors and cupsizes,,,, are always in season.
Frat boy pec tatts, are not.
Kamikaze Kockgobler
Does this come to mind for anyone else? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hetIPKqOktw&NR=1
Those are Mounds of Almond Joy.
So, does he wear the Japanese flag shorts to entice her and then force her to look at the eagle tat as some odd WWII revenge? What a sick bastard.
I wonder if her those loveley Melons of hers lactate Midori. That would be bliss.
You could get listeria…wait…Asian melons? oh, never mind, I was thinking of Colorado melons.