Tuesday, October 11, 2011
Ever Get the Feeling the Universe Has Indigestion?
Yeah, me too.
Jenny Smiles took a wrong turn at Albuquerque and ended up at a Herpster convention. And now everyone has tiny plastic cups.
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Not sure when this picture was taken, but I guarantee you she’s got a restraining order on the guy with the star tatt moobs by now.
Goddam that’s nasty! Looks like fuckin’ high pitch Eric!
This world is going crazy. Wall Street crooks and their pals at the top, these vermin at the bottom.
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Is anyplace safe for us normal people anymore?
New add for Prilosec.
These guys put the bad acidy taste in GERD.
Didn’t know New Mexico had so many Angels & Dodgers fans.
Nice pic, Chazz.
Annual Burning Sensations Festival. At most major festivals, a few people turn up missing, or choose that time to lose themselves in the crowd and start a new life elsewhere. Jenny, however, is mostly in a jar in Star Moobs fridge, next to some rancid potato salad. Never one to get involved, pasty white Dodgers fan with the sideburn transplant waltzes on in limp-wristed ignorance to Jenny’s danger.
Pardon my sounding like an uppity old prude, but don’t people wear clothes when they go out of the house anymore? Bikinis at the park, at the nightclub, at concerts. Guys with no shirts on, ever. No shirt, no shoes, you’re a douchebag.
Guessing that Waldo there with the Star Tatts was not a Phi Beta Kappa Rhodes Scholar. I could be wrong, it’s just a guess. But i would be the house and the next ten years’ salary on it.
Under most circumstances, Americans are obsessive about maintaining personal space. But throw in some boobs, and it’s let me see if I can take an impression of her outline in my belly fat.
Jay and Silent Boob.
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Medusa left out waterparks where old dudes like me who are still OK but with an inch or two of flab as anti-douche protectant prance about with their rotten little daughters. Can I have an exemption please?
She looks a lot like the youngest Kuntrashian sister. What’s her fuccen name? Aw, who gives a shit. Maybe she’s claiming that she has a back ache and needs some medical marijuana and she’s gone to DickWeedFest to find it.
Whoever took this photo knows fuck-all about the rule of thirds, and the most important rule of composition, always get the boobies in the frame.
Pull up a seat at the Feces Bar. Stool samples are on the house!
@Vin Douchal
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Are you chrisgerolmo?
I can tell from the hairdo that the dude in the Dodgers cap is Zyzz. Trying to start a new life in New Mexico.
Anyone know where I can get a Midget Mexican walking stick like Mr. 1965-burns? He is by far the classiest guy at the festival.
The Occupy Wall Street movement took a major hit when Occupy New York New York casino began promoting itself on Facebook. When asked what their demands were, Nick raised his URC and shouted “I got credit card bills yo!” sending a ripple of cheers through the crowd, which thought Nick had, in fact, just announced that he was buying the next round of drinks.
The universe not only has indegestion, it has fire-y projectile diarrhea and dispeptic acid reflux .
Detectives report from McCrudeshoes, P.I.:
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– The photographer is female.
– These two arrived in a windowless white van.
– This malefaction takes place in Orange County.
– But is in no way affiliated with Disney.
– Red Bull is one of the event sponsors.
@D Helix…ya there is a safe place…right behind your roombroom,er..shootin iron! happy huntin!!!!!
I enjoy Dodger-douche on the right resting his arm on his favorite homonculous Toadling the Malignant.
a mediocre-looking guy like me would clean up in that neighborhood!
good one Flip @10:27
I was thnking much the same thing, whilst being amazed at how cool camera lens foreshortening can be (witness that hand shooting out at me like in a crap 3-D movie).
You, fatty boy,are definitely not a star.
Where is a stage collapsing tornadic wind gust when you really need one ?
i was gonna say that the universe needs laxatives.
but then… y’know.
This picture makes me want to weepsterbate for humanity.
Star Moobs looks like the president of the fan club for former WWE star Kamala the Ugandan Giant.
Star tats,,,,,officially out of style forever.
At first I thought this was a collection of standard issue db’s at some awful Kid Rock concert, and the tent behind these penii was your standard issue energy drink tent. However, then I saw Dodgerdouche’s human armrest indicating his abnormal size, and his compliant gait –
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/25/Smalfut.jpg).
It dawned on me that this is no normal festival, and that is no energy drink tent. This is a genuine monster festival and this giant, shaved Dodgerfan bigfoot and his unidentifiable but certified non-human counterparts at the forefront are just earthly abominations out for a good time. So unless I am wrong, which seems unlikely, this brings up an interesting question: DB1, is there a Bigfoot/Monster leniency rule that we don’t yet know about?
This comment absolutely killed me!
“Where is a stage collapsing tornadic wind gust when you really need one ?”
Outstanding Magnum Douche P.I.