Monday, October 31, 2011
HCwDB of the Week: Frego The Herplicker and Irene the Tongue
At first I was gonna give it to either Mr. Wingtatt and Asian Melony or Onychomycosis, both featuring tremendous A-List Hottness as part of “Boobs Week.”
And Boobs Week was indeed glorious.
Even via iPhone Douche Bathroom Self-Portrait.
But this pic of creepy Herpsterism and sexy tongue stayed with me like a taint rash made of festering itchy boil all through my glorious NYC weekend.
And we must always find dialectic between sexy hottness and douchey rankness in interrelated entangled cohabit.
And that be this.
Chalk up Frego The Herpster and Irene The Tongue for the final Monthly of 2011.
And props to ‘Bag Huntress Extraordinaire Medusa Oblongata for mocking up our official 2011 Douchie Award Trophy. And by mocking, I mean breakfast cereal.
*Bows humbly* I do what I can for the greater good. Douche on!!!
Nice job, Medusa. I can almost smell the scent of Axe mixed with fail and boob-sweat-funk.
It’s going to be Mamtastic!
I loves me some Medusa!!!
That trophy is hella tight. Hey everyone, its Stephanie’s birthday today, make sure you wish her a happy one.
Frego looks like the kind of dude that got his ass kicked his whole childhood. So we have that going for us.
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Nice work, Medusa. Stackhouse is green with envy because he has last year’s model
Excellent and expedient M.O.
Towel Head got robbed.
Cuz I likes me some blue boobies.
Poor Irene. She woke up hung-over and dehydrated in the emergency room 10 hours later. All doctors could tell her was that she’s been drugged, and her tongue had been superglued to a foreign object.
Nice use of the Flex Armstrong image in the trophy, Medusa. In keeping with the spirit of “Boobies” week.
And congrats to the Tongue, who was in a weird dream I had last night. No more chocolate-covered sushi for Wedgie.
hott lookin’ zombie
does ‘chocolate-covered sushi’ = ‘bum candy’?
Chocolate-covered sushi flavor means you are taking too big a bite.
Funny fuccers.
Southern Scrotic FTW…
It’s not my birthday today,Nancy. You shouldn’t focus so much on me,people will think you’re a dyke. You should post more mocking towards the proper targets. Work on that.
Medusa gets all my future advertising work. Long live the queen.
Wallace Shawn called, he wants his 1971 hairline back.
@Stephanie, My B, I could have sworn it was today. Must be one of my other online friends named Stephanie. And can’t a gal wish another gal happy birthday without having the dyke bomb dropped. Damn, times have changed. It won’t happen again. And you know, when I first got here I had a laser like focus on the mock, but then I got a troll and then I went undercover and then I came back and then the two old guys started yelling at me, so its been a little hard to focus on my mocking duties. I’ll try harder, but only for you.
Not a dyke bomb,you’ll be okay,you’ll live. Focus on mock.
Practice practice practice. Go look at older posts,and see enough assholes and you’ll be ready to fire verbal bombs on the right enemies. How can you not feel angry looking at these shit stains?
@Stephanie, I’m all out of rage at the moment to get worked up over assholes I don’t even know or will ever meet let along pay attention to in real life. I work in customer service, so I’m pretty much confronted by assholes 24-7. But yeah, I’ll check it.