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8:02 am October, 2 Charles Nelson Douchely said...

Leafs Fan = Autodouche

8:04 am October, 2 Anonymous said...

Did Denis Leary produce this?

9:22 am October, 2 creature said...

canucks make weak Dbags too

9:27 am October, 2 Anonymous said...

Go local douchebags!

9:41 am October, 2 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I know that basement.

11:46 am October, 2 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

How in the midst of 5 thousand and some years has no one found this singular demonstration of all that G-D made Holy many moons ago? She transcends race, equalizes generations and rock critic boners. Praise be to Black Moses. The time of peace is here. If she had glasses and candies DB1 would explode.
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1:27 pm October, 2 Douchble Helix said...

Put down the pipe, Reverend.

1:40 pm October, 2 hermit said...

What happened to the Cowboys, it’s as if they’re being coached by a fat hippie.
The omnipresent Matt Stanford can ball baby.
I predict my beloved Colts will finally get through a Sunday without a loss. They’ll go 0-16.
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I find those freaky E-trade talking babies disturbing. I’m convinced, now more than ever, they’re the evil spawn of Satan.

2:35 pm October, 2 tall guy said...

Me likee clip, Kroeger.

5:26 pm October, 2 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Douchble Helix is gay. He hates this one as well from late spring. I’m stoned and in no pain. Peace be upon you brothers. I hate those E-trade babies. Who that was a provider, who did nothing all day but drink and get stoned, make some cash and never leave the house for many other reasons except the plague or to shovel the snow and who has become the distant reject of the family and been incarcerated and calling Lenny the Box would be concerned otherwise.
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5:31 pm October, 2 troy tempest said...

meytal can play. But what she’s playing isnt really that hard. It’s a great song, but in terms of difficulty, not so much.
This shit is TRES fucked, and this kid fuckin nails it – Kate, by Marco Minneman:

7:24 pm October, 2 Douchble Helix said...

I ask no quarter. Just Truth.
I don’t recall commenting on the clip referenced here: “He hates this one as well from late spring.”
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Otherwise: No, *you’re* gay, Reverend!!!

7:42 pm October, 2 Anonymous said...

You’re all gay, except for the guy on here I banged. That dude is definitely straight.
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Shorties

10:19 pm October, 2 Steve L. said...

the supposed victim of the “how to be a douchebag” indoctrination kinda looks like a douchebag already.
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just saying.

7:38 am October, 3 Medusa Oblongata said...

I’ll see your drummers and raise you one Lux Drummerette, aka the future Mrs. Oblongata. I’m gonna marry her and she is going to sit in the corner naked and play Slayer covers for me all day. After which I will wash her off in a tub full of lavender-scented suds.

8:17 am October, 3 Count Bismark Von Chocula said...

Shame the D’bags have ruined Earls. Love me some Calamari and Dry Ribs.

9:13 am October, 3 Face Ripper Monkey said...

@ The Reverend Chad Kroeger
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The one you speak of has had its name changed from “Douchble Helix” to Whiny Little Bitch. It yaps and yaps and still hasn’t figured out that everyone wants it to go away. The only way it will is if legions of us tell it to go the fuck away. It is kind of stupid so it will probably take a few times before it gets the hint.

5:38 pm October, 3 Cowboys Suck said...

Cowboys fan=auto douche.

9:18 pm October, 3 thedailyminute said...

How to be a douche?

Make videos like these.

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12:23 am October, 4 douchieo said...

adult fan of any sports franchise (pro or college) = auto douche

Watch the games and enjoy the amazing displays of athleticism, but stop lending your undying allegiance to a bunch of roided up, overpaid date rapists.

7:39 pm October, 4 Whoop-di-douche said...

True douchebags need no instruction, as they come by their condition instinctively.