Thursday, October 27, 2011
Is this John Largeman Douching it up??
Could it be true??
Could HCwDB folk hero John Largeman have gone to the douche side to snag a Tiny Dancer Hott?
Or is this an impostor, hoping to besmirch Mr. Largeman’s good name?
Wily Mo Panama lurks disapprovingly.
her pooch screams, ‘creature invade me with heat seeking flesh silo!’
…& I dutifully obey
They both need to suck in that gut….
Nice guntage. But then, that might be a 10 on the Largeman scale. So to speak.
He pounds her so hard she had a titanium cervix transplant. The swelling will subside.
He pounds her so hard he needs Ben=Gay.
He pounds her so hard he keeps oxygen in the bathroom.
He pounds her so hard he keeps a backboard under the bed.
He pounds her so hard her gunt develops sea foam.
He pounds her so hard she had memory foam installed in her gunt.
He pounds her so hard she shits lattes.
He pounds her so hard she has Bell’s Palsy.
Fat dudes try harder. But sometimes the resulting internal organ damage isn’t worth it.
Jesus Bling and Cobra Commander Bling at the same time? I like how his belly provides an ample display area to show his wares. Wait, is this Plinky’s Mom?
I’m confused…is john largeman the eyes of dr. t. j. eckleburg?
NEVER!!!!!, JL would never succumb to the dark side. If I’m not mistaken the guy in the background has a microphone and more then likely is announcing that NOT John Largeman as the next contestant for the belly flop competition.
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Her gunt is a prime landing area for drunken, anonymous yougurt dousing.
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Nothing screams America like a 465 pound dude poolside in Vegas wearing a moo moo and slides… I bet his feet look like a 5 pack of burnt hot dogs. I bet the back of his neck looks about the same.
^Five pack of burnt hot dogs is fuccin funny son.
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Diabetics
I think the girl has scoliosis. Not nice to make fun of the deformed. At least she’s smiling. Or is that a scoliotic duckface? Not nice to make fun of the deformed. I don’t think her glasses have lenses.
But she seems sweet and chirpy – which makes his impassive scowl that much more enraging.
^As I re-read it in the wider context of the shameful state of my strong neighbour to the south, I say Comment of the Week.
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Dimebaggers
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John Largeman would never wear black socks with shorts and white shoes. WARDROBE FACT.
This guys has more chins that the Ming dynasty did.
that, than. Whatever…
Wily Mo is asking him to move out of the way so the bleeths can go back to sunbathing.
Wily Mo is trying to attract the attention of the voters for next year’s Nobel prize in physics for the actual capture of a black hole.
When you date a fat guy you or in her case stand by one you will inevitably gain a few pounds yourself. That’s why I likes em lean and sorta mean.
I think she’s makin’ that face because he’s stepping on her other foot.
she has mild downs syndrome! fat body likes em drooly!
I wonder what the other surviving member of Sublime is doing?
I just wonder if he’s got crap tattoos? And do tattoo artists make extra large tatts and charge more? And does he have a tattoo of a Happy Meal?
He could eat her in two bites, maybe three!
@ Schlicht- you say drooly, John Largeman says self-lubricating.
Am I the only one that sees the over-arching hotness of Tiny Dancer Debbie?
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.Pooch or no pooch…she looks like a ton o’ fun in a perfect little seamstress-for-the-band package.
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.He just looks like a ton o’ turds.
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.Oh well, there’s no accounting for taste.
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She looks mildly retarded at best but probably checks out as a typical 37 IQ retard. That gunt is a turn off. The fat turd isn’t proportioned properly enough to qualify as a human being and those sunglasses make him look even more stupid.
^That’s pretty fucked up.
Fat dudes definitely do not try harder. Well. they do before they get you. But then once they got you, they’re too tired to keep trying. As a long time chubby chaser, I can attest. They’d be so over the moon that a chick was talking to them (who was not 300 pounds herself) that they’d wine and dine but didn’t have the gas to 69. The dates were terrific, but about three months in, I was tired of them passing out by 8pm and me not getting any. I still love me a big, solid, thick pair of calves, the kind that only comes from carrying around a massive carcass. But I gladly let that go and went back to chasing dudes who look like drinking straws. They’re bendy, too.
Troy, I’d doubt she has scoliosis, but she might instead have kyphosis, a symmetrical hunchback…scoliosis appears from the rear as sort of an S shape of the spine, a sideways-bending deformity.
But I fear in her case she just needs to suck it in.
Guys who appear pregnant with twins always amaze me. I’m sure he’s merely drowning in carbohydrates instead.
Is she holding a bottle of Phillips Milk of Magnesia?
Burnt hot dogs, ftw.
Matching guts!