Thursday, October 13, 2011
Nuke LaDouche
A steaming pile of Euro regurgitation of post apocalyptic crudscrape is no way to go through life, son.
Trinya, the intimidating Russian dominatrix, would paddle me hardly, abruptly, and with no mercy for my plaintive wails.
For I have been bad.
And so I clean her leather boots with my pee.
A Boi and his Dawg
Well, I’d certainly say she had marvelous judgment, Albert, if not particularly good taste.
Let me be the first and hopefully the last to say I don’t think his shirt is da bomb. Or, I bet that huge mushroom cloud is to overcompensate for his tiny mushroom tip.
Not sure if wearing a t-shirt with a giant dick on it sends the right messary, studly.
hey baby, you see my shirt, huh, huh, i’m blowing up.
her: crash and burn ,mother fucker, i won’t date a man who has less muscle definition in his arms than i do.
Natasha Kinkski
Trinya is alluring. Plus I’d like to pull her hair.
His watch is the window to his vacant soul.
In a desperate bid to save themselves and the rest of humanity, the wall of monitors burst forth with every last bit of electromagnetic radiation they can muster in an effort to stop the build up of scroto-chlorians produced by these two. Thanks for trying monitors, but we’re doomed.
Has Janet Reno been trying out her hand a tattooing again?
This is like watching Jesus kick a baby alpaca in the balls and then slit its throat with a whisker from a retarded kitten. It’s just plain wrong I tells ya.
She could not suck my dick. I wouldn’t let her. She would use her teeth. I am afraid I might like it. And if I have learned anything in my years on this planet it is that sex = pain and death.
That mushroomed cloud is not on his t-shirt, it’s a gaseous eruption from a dozen King Tacos with red sauce……
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King Taco kicks ass . King Taco red sauce melts your entrails, pachucos
As it turns out Fred Durst is alive and well resurfacing in Europe after long thought dead.
Anyone with a dollar bill sign tattooed on them doesn’t make any more than $9 an hour. I guarantee it.
@Douchetastic Sam 3:28p, you’re doing it wrong.
@Jingle
Am I? Or am I doing it so right that I just blew your mind?
This pic makes as much sense as this video:
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Her lips look really, really soft.
@ Douchetastic, alright I guess we can go with your theory. And when you blow my mind again easy on the teeth next time or you’ll be flossing out grey matter for days.
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This chick reminds me of Ross’ ex-wife’s lesbian girlfriend from “Friends” and also the shit movie “Sideways”. I would html it for you but my backslash button is broken.
Trinya did a guest shot on one of Vlad Putin’s favorite Russian reality show. “My Vagina is the Size of Soyuz 11 After 16 Stoli-Induced Abortions.”
Trinya did a guest shot on one of Vlad Putin’s favorite Russian realty shows, “That’s Not My Vulva, It’s My Volga!”
Trinya did a guest shot on one of Vlad Putin’s favorite Russian realty shows, “My Undercarriage Smells Like Anadromous Sturgeon, Now Bang It!”
Trinya did a guest shot on one of Vlad Putin’s favorite Russian realty shows, “What Would You Wipe With?”
Trinya did a guest shot on one of Vlad Putin’s favorite Russian realty shows, “My Irradiated Nipples Look Like Kartoshkas!”
so many sacks of corn filled soft serve, so little time! bring on armageddon!! YOU CUNTS!!!
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Ladouche is playing it pretty cool considering his balls are being restrained by 15 meters of piano wire, a 50volt electrode is up his ass, and Trinya is quick on the trigger.
She’s sassy,,,,Bro bag is not.
Trinya bends spoons telepathically, and can shoot prune pits thirty feet from her muscular vagina.
Trinya arm wrestles my penis…& wins every time!
How to get ripped by golly-jacking-off to your own self-portrait in spite of having a Tic-Tac-Dick and looking gayer than three cum-spurts on 17 up-turned beards….
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What’s the gayest thing in this image?
– Those Daisy Dorks jean shorts?
– Those “hike with me through the redwood forest to get speed-blown” boots?
– That landscaping?
– That manscaping?
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Discuss…
Nuke them both.He looks like someone got a hold of him with a sharpie.
The come at me bro jean shorts are the scariest,and his tiny tiny brain.
That wife-beater has a photo of
a) Geyser eruption
b) Nuclear blast
c) Fart wind
d) cum-shot
From the looks of his wristwatch, he eats the tiniest waffles known to man.
And she waffles between black lingerie and parachute bags in her wardrobe….sometimes, confusing them…
They gayest thing about the photo is the concept that standing in front of someone else’s Viper is cool, masculine, unique, etc…
Dork Nukem 2d
Puke Poopem
The gayest thing about the photo is laying sod in your driveway. Especially when he’s wearing his jean shorts.
Count the pansies.
Nuke Douchem
I’m betting, from their garb, that these are two of the horsemen of the douchepocalypse. She’s death and he’s war. Famine and Pestilence are still arguing with the doorman to get into the club.
We need a new section, titled “cocaine is one hell of a drug.” This would fit in that section.
This is NOT one of those post-apocalyptic nuclear winters where Don Johnson gets to rape a girl.
XD This guy is a famous russian singer, but it’s so nice to see his face on this website, cause it’s totally where he belongs at! Yay, that made my day)