Wednesday, October 12, 2011
The Three Mogos Squash Georgia Kelly
Yes.
That appears to be a tattoo of a six pound watch on Bob Mogo.
Georgia Kelly giggles softly.
But secretly wonders how much longer until her brother Frankie gets back from the bathroom, so she can get that ride to her pilates class like he promised.
If you go out for an evening wearing a “Complete Nutrition,” shirt, you deserve a fucking pick axe to the temple.
Ironic that the guy in the Superman shirt looks like the winner of “Most likely to have beltline fungus.”
And if you zoom in, it is not a tattoo, but I wish it was, so it could take a big step backward from the tattoo of a rosary that peeps seem to think so fly.
The Watch helps maintain his not so massive bicep
That is all for another 6 months
Yep, not a tattoo, it’s casting a shadow. However, i give the other two a notta. It’s not often that Darryl and his other brother Darryl get into town and they’re just having a really good time talkin’ to purty gurls. Dude on the right, however, gets a three-finger taint punch.
I liked the original Lynyrd Skynyrd better.
^win
Too bad your camo didn’t work Kelly. The douches found you. Next time wear baggy clothes, hold a book, have a baseball cap pulled down low and bring your cat. They’ll walk right past you. One time to avoid being spotted by a pack of douches I hid behind a sweater that was three sizes too big and a tree that was three sizes too small. Also if you can somehow make them forget that you’re an actual woman they will ignore you and you can go about your business. Also you can gain key insights and industry secrets of the male mind and use that to your advantage at a later date.
Agree with Medusa. Left two aren’t as bad as Complete Douchetrition on the right.
She’s cute.
This is the promo picture for the new show on RealTV, “Two and a Half Red Neck Douchebags and a Bleeth.”
Guy walks into a tatt parlour and says, “Gimme one of everything ya got.”
Douche! (‘bag)
This is the promo picture for the new show on RealTV, “True Party Tales of Red Neck Douchebag Tow Truck Crews.”
This is the promo picture for the new show on RealTV, “Behind the Scenes of a Hank Williams, Jr. Song Writing Session With Red Neck Douchebags.”
All in all its just another douche in front of a brick wall.
Tattoo or no tattoo, I think we can all agree – Each needs a Crisco Wristwatch.
Bob Mogo prepares to put the hurt on his other Brother Darryl. Then his brother Darryl will also get the crotch scissor of death for putting his hands on Georgia Kelly. Soon it will just be him and Georgia Kelly. Until he see’s her looking at another guy in the bar at which point she too will get the crotch scissor fo death. Of course unlike the brothers it will take several hours for her to die, and it will be from dehydration. And then Bob Mogo will be alone. Until he sees his reflextion in the mirror, giving himself the stink eye…
If that is a tattoo of a watch, at least something about him is going to be right twice a day.
I like the sconces in this bar. I will give them that much.
Southern Fried Mock
Sweet Fung Alabama
Fried Green Homatoes
The Dukes of Jizzard
Later, Bob Mogo was heard to say, “Mogo break Georgia Kelly. Mogo sad.”
Fuck these cuntry fried douche crackers!! Their dads i’m certain taught them all the subtle intricacies of lighting a cross on fire. Applying Maslows hierarchy of needs to these 3 beer, big titties and shotguns fullfil all of thier needs for living.
@ Cap’n JT, there’s more than one way to light a cross on fire? And you forgot about the proper decorative uses of the Confederate flag, i.e. bedspread, flying off the back of their truck, wedding dress and Thanksgiving tablecloth.
Mama, you’re so perdy.
“Dude”
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“Yeah?”
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“Dude”
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“Mm-hmm?”
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“Dude”
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“What?!?”
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” I am so wasted,…. is this dude hitting on my chick?”
The prophecy foretold in Idiocracy is fulfilled.
Mississippi Marseholas
@Farry Lynnt, also a pick up to display the stars and bars in that is inversely proportional to cock size.
Wash the taste from your eyes with 100’s of NFL Cheerleader Photos
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Such as:
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@Cap’n JT, this world could sure use more smart people with emotional disorders to counterbalance the effects of Idiocracy.
@Farry Lynnt Touche’.
I’ll bet Mike Judge had no idea his movie Idiocracy would ultimately have to be recategorized from Comedy to Documentary.
@Cap’n JT, you know “Touché” is French for “blow me”.
Skeeter in the middle just got sprung from the Pennitra…Pennatenter…fuccen jail for makin’ his retarded cuzzin’ “squeal like a pig” again by touchin’ her boobs When he wasn’t suppose to. They took him to the Foggy Bottom Inn to meet Georgia just to show him what a real wimmins looks like.
Georgia Kelly’s anthropology doctoral thesis is on the rare south Georgia golden ape. Kelly’s last journal entry reads:
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“…mostly gentle creatures. They are only dangerous when aroused, hungry, thirsty, looked at, startled, or their territory is invaded. Most other times they are docile. My camouflage doesn’t fool their close-set eyes, which seem sensitive to movement. They are coming this way. I must remain very stil….”
@ Farry Lynnt, well you did self apply the name FARRY.
@Cap’n JT, Touché.
DB’s arm is the size of my leg.
The 2 on the left are simpletons….
Modern day deliverance.
Kelly will just run into more douchebags at her pilates class.
yeah i don’t get pilates either.
The combined IQ of this lot must nearly be getting into double figures.
freebird!