Hot Chicks With Douche Bags

11:18 am October, 5 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

If Viggo lowers his chin his belly sags to his ankles and his penis inverts.
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ab blasters.

11:25 am October, 5 schlicht bindenburger said...

too much pizza and pabst!

11:29 am October, 5 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Dear Viggo,
Thank you for paying for all those English lessons, buying me the laptop so I could email you, the first class ticket from Phnom Pehn to Cleveland, and the first class rack from Dr. Funbags. It’s been a really great two days, but I don’t think it’s going to work out. I’m moving to Vegas to peel for dollars and meet a real man. Luv ya!
Kim

11:30 am October, 5 WillieHorton said...

Viggo – “Do I have a booger?”

11:38 am October, 5 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

You have to give Viggo credit. He’s pulling on the waistband of her bikini for a nice groin reveal. He’s got her left boob flattened against his moob. And he is subtly positioning his package to come into contact with her hand. It’s a three-front blitzkrieg. Unfortunately, Kim is mashing the emergency call button on her phone, and the bouncers are on the way.

11:40 am October, 5 Douche Springsteen said...

What reason on God’s gray earth does he have to be looking up when the main attraction is clearly underneath his head? Unless of course he is blind. Which may explain the Ray Charles shades and how he missed a spot shaving.

11:49 am October, 5 Wheezer said...

Together, they invoke waffles.
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Yes, that’s because I want to pour syrup and lather butter all over her.
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I also want to stick him between two boiling hot plates of metal and squeeze them together.

11:50 am October, 5 creature said...

it’s an inverted merkin!

11:54 am October, 5 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Do I have any coke in my nosehairs Sue-Lin?

11:56 am October, 5 Hurl Scheibe said...

Kim’s left hand deftly demonstrate’s the Vietnamese martial art defense technique known as the Cốc Blốq.

Phos.

11:56 am October, 5 creature said...

I don’t want to tax the rich…
…I want to eat them!

12:03 pm October, 5 Hurl Scheibe said...

Viggo arrived at the party with Kim.

He left with Mai Palm.

12:09 pm October, 5 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

He’s awaiting the bolt of lightening to hit him after he just told his buddy “I have a better chance of getting hit by lightening than scoring with some hot pussy at this vegas pool “

12:38 pm October, 5 Barron Von Douchehoven said...

So that’s what porcupine taint looks like …

12:47 pm October, 5 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Viggo finished off his MasterCard arranging for the rickety plane’s banner to read “Kim You My Shorty”. As the plane flew by he looked up and said proudly, “Hey, look’t that! So true, right?”.
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Since Viggo can’t read he will not understand Kim’s reaction to reading “VIggo Sucks Porch Meat” in huge, fluttering red letters.

1:04 pm October, 5 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Viggo fell for the fourth oldest trick in the book: never go against an Asian woman whose brother is in one of the triads. Bollocks -blasting taser fun in 3…2…1…

1:29 pm October, 5 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Cambodian martial arts are thousands of years old, and rely these basic, proven techniques:
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1) Steal your credit card and/or credit card number
2) Borrow your car, then never return it. Saying, “I don’t know what you talking bout. What car? You crazy.”
3) Bring strange men back to your apartment and claim they are just friends, or better yet, figments of your imagination.
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You can see that one of the fundamental rules is that outlandish behavior needs to be followed by even more outlandish denials of this behavior. A 4’10” black-bikini like Kimmy here can defeat a man, or several men, several times her size.

1:39 pm October, 5 Wedgie said...

Amazing how much farther a twenty goes in Thailand.

1:41 pm October, 5 tall guy said...

Viggo, not unlike all of his douche brethren, finds his own egocentricity numinous in itself. The upwards glare is to remind himself of the third eye hovering above his head. He’s intrigued and forever gripped by the contrast between everyone else and everything else. His constant struggle is that it’s all so different to what he is. Yet this is what interests him the most in the observable world.
I like big-titted Asians.

1:48 pm October, 5 Choad The Douche Sprocket said...

She’s seen more peckers than a chicken farmer in a Phnom Penh whorehouse.
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.He’s been tea-bagged more than Michelle Bachmann’s husband.
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.Both of them know a backward head tilt works best for maximum semen sinus drainage.
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.A match made in chlamydia heaven.
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2:02 pm October, 5 Et Tu Douche? said...

Why is it I get the feeling that she’s giving me the Laotian Eye of I love you long time?

2:36 pm October, 5 Boner Patrol said...

Hypertension and its sidekick boozeahol are telling me to move along. Nothing to see here.

3:02 pm October, 5 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

“Viggo! Don’t go into the sauna with the Asian chick. It’s a trap!”
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Viggo: “Zyzz, is that you?”

5:29 pm October, 5 Doucheywallnuts said...

Viggo’s chin reminds me of every Penthouse and Playboy magazine photo from before the 1990s, in a time before waxing. Thank goodness for waxing…

9:32 pm October, 5 Stephanie said...

Viggo’s looking for the alien ship that picked him up. He likes the anal probe.

10:31 pm October, 5 Whoop-di-douche said...

He needs to find a barber who knows how to cut a landing strip.

10:34 pm October, 5 Whoop-di-douche said...

Relax folks, Viggo works in a Brazilian hot wax studio and is just showing off the latest technique in Holy Triangle removal.

9:40 am October, 6 jonezy said...

btw, I’m perfectly fine with it if anyone wants to make a HOH nom here. Just sayin;