Wednesday, November 16, 2011
Esoteric Wednesday
Douchepug.
Hot Chicks With Douche Bags
PICTURES OF HOT CHICKS WITH TOTAL AND COMPLETE DOUCHEBAGS. WITH COMMENTARY.
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- Ol' Dirty Douchebag
- In memoriam: bcs
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The Pug is a fine little dog and a great family pet. I’ve never met one even close to being a d-bag. I am sure this is his Halloween costume.
John Mayer’s black-face Halloween costume was very un-PC
Pretty sure this constitutes cruelty to animals.
I’m saying “Awwwww” as I make paw gestures.
This is no Halloween costume. I know this dogbag. Underneath that shirt are some dog tags, not earned in a real war of course. He also farts and then blames it on whatever human is nearby. And you should see the bleethy bitches he runs with. The “Golden” Retriever has Black Lab roots and 10 nipples, so you know some of them are totally fake.
He probably has an Ed Hardy inspired design tattooed on his stomach and the shirt covers it up.
Nancy Dreuche has one of these things. She smothers her dried up ladyparts with peanut butter on lonely Friday nights and you all know the rest of that story.
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Taco cat backwards is taco cat.
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Old Lesbians
The sexual tension between Kroeger and Dreuche intensifies.
@tall guy, I’m pretty relaxed actually. RevChad is really kicking it up a notch. I think this might be his A game, which is kinda sad when you think about it.
You see, it’s the coldly inherent, very female and excruciatingly blasé attitude in comments such as yours, Dreuche, which, although I’ve not been on the receiving end of, keep me indoors on Saturday nights.
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Singles Bars
What’d I miss?
I look at little pug. And I think – How cute. Then I see a 9 iron bash his little doggie head in. Dead little doggie. Woof.
Feliney.
Jerry Sandogsky
@Tall Guy, I feel your pain with the singles scene. My comments may be cold and aloof, but this isn’t a club. I’m here to make fun of people, I thought that’s what we do here. But apparently, its Puppy in a T-shirt Talk About Our Feelings Fun Time Hour. You guys are killing me.
They are all cute until the piss and shit on your white rug, chew up your nice shoes and wake you at 4am with their barking.
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Snaibsel dlo
We got a little playpal for my fuccen pit bull. He was well behaved prior to this magnanimous decision.
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They get along okay as in the pit bull hasn’t eaten the little scamp but when we leave for work the shenanigans begin.
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They have:
-Eaten a couch
-Tore/dug up my back lawn
-Chewed up my hot tub cover
-Eaten the toilet paper off the roll if we forget to close the bathroom door
-Removed and chewed the grate at the bottom of the refridgerator
-Swallowed my daughter’s underwear and shit it out virtually intact, however poop shaped
-Bark so much I’ve been given a ticket by the Fontucky Police douchbags with nothing better to do ( nice to see that little meth problem and all the gangs are completely handled, thank you, sirs)
-Dug under the fence to swim in the neighbor’s pool
-Dragged a crow through the dog door into my living room where it decided to die from fright
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The bright spot is when the neighborhood suffers break-ins, my house goes unscathed. SO,… I got that going for me. I pity the fool steps on my property. That pit bull will fuccen tear them up
You know you can all get a room somewhere and introduce yourselves as bag hunters and have a drink together,and chat. We’re human beings after all,in spite of what some people might think. That dog above this post has got the smallest feet I’ve ever seen.
Vin,
I had a pit bull, but mine had a body and four legs.
I hate dogs….and really hate dog owners.
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.Every time I see one being walked I want to follow it home and take a crap in the owners front yard.
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.Cynophobiacs
That dawg is sportin’ some serious duckface!
@Stephanie 2:59p, I would totally be down to meet up with schlicht bindenburger but he seems MIA. And yes we really are all just sensitive people, with oh so much to give.
I’m with Troy and the nine iron for small dogs. Mine is so huge Plinky’s Mom plays with it. I just bought it a van ramp the poor old fucker. She stinks like old crotch and weighs about a hundred and thirty pounds. But she has a good heart. I reckon she’s a lot like Nancy Dreuche
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And Choad I never would have picked you out as a dog hater, but that white suit would be a bitch to wear with paw prints and shit all over it.
He actually look just like Jason Ross Lee.
Nah, it’s all cool, Nancy (note: possibly the last time I call you by your first name. Unless I manage to meet you on my previously hyped yet presently unrealised US vacation). I’m not a worried about being single. Or dateless. Or sexless. Or without intimacy.
^Maybe not, but I am.
@tall guy, that may be the last time I use your full name as well. Anywho, that’s the right attitude. It’s better to be alone than with someone you can’t stand. There’s always porn right? No biggie. And if you make it to the US make sure you go to the Grand Canyon. And if possible hike down it and stay at the bottom for a night or two. Totally worth it.
That pooch is Pink’s.
I’m tempted to say “‘nottabag” due to the fact that he’s probably tearing up his douche-owner’s house right now.
Doing that service to humanity has to be good for something…..
Yeah, the poor pooch couldnt pop his own collar, or choose that color short.
Nottabag.
“You talkin’ to me?”
Damned Harkonnens.